Lars Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Harp. Not just a musical instrument. Nope. It's also a beer. Mmmm...beer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I'm enjoying a beer roight now as it happens, a Belgian 'Leffe'. It tastes kinda crappy but the important thing is that it's 6.6% alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I'm enjoying a beer roight now as it happens, a Belgian 'Leffe'. It tastes kinda crappy but the important thing is that it's 6.6% alcohol. As usual, let it do you’re thinking for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I'm enjoying a beer roight now as it happens, a Belgian 'Leffe'. It tastes kinda crappy but the important thing is that it's 6.6% alcohol. Belgian beers....feh. Of all the glorious forms of alcohol, this one is just plain wrong. The Brettanomyces prevalent in Belgian beers leaves a sour, barnyard note. UGH!!!! Stick with a nice Belgian white, much nicer generally speaking. BTW, what does your 'cold air inductor' induct when its hot as blue blazes outside? Is it capable of inducting other types of air as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Dear Mike the Retard, Cold Air Induction is a relative term, whilst it may be hot as blue blazes outside, you can be sure as sh*t that it's a hellava lot hotter under the hood. hence colder air is preferable. thank you for your query, now feck off. love Da Management Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I'm enjoying a beer roight now as it happens, a Belgian 'Leffe'. It tastes kinda crappy but the important thing is that it's 6.6% alcohol. Tried a very nice Polish beer last week, think it was Zamkowy or sumfink like that. 7.0% and a very nice smooth caramely rich flavor. 600 year old brewery. Anyway, just look for a label that needs to buy a vowel. Drank two of those and then made the mistake of picking up a Bud Lite. Talk about drinking ice water, sheesh... (hey, I was at a party, it was all they had) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 You could have brought your own you tight bastage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I did. I brought the Polish stuff. You think a Bud Lite drinker buys that kind of stuff? I was lucky he didn't stick me with a Zima. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Oh, did I mention my beer was free? Just thought I'd add that. Wonder what the liquor store is giving away tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 If there is any justice in the world, it will be tepid PBR. LITE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Any of you cretins ever have Apolda beer? One of our company's divisions is over there (former East Germany), and the manager brought some over. This, of course, was before the stupid rule makers got the airlines all messed up. Very good stuff, IMO. German beer: so good even the Soviets couldn't mess it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Did I mention i'll be in Munich in 10 days time for the Oktoberfest??? No? Well I just did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Did I mention i'll be in Munich in 10 days time for the Oktoberfest??? No? Well I just did. You, sir, are a complete BASTARD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Thank you, Captain Obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 I will have a mineral water in your honor Mr Peng. Yummmm, beer'n'bavarian boobies.... hmmmmmmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 You just figuring that out, Peng? Yes, Stuka, you TOLD us about going to Oktoberfest and planning to throw up on some barmaid and then passing out in some trash strewn gutter, only to wake up some 10 hours later with your pants gone, your butt painted blue and missing a kidney. AGAIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Sounds like a party to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 You just figuring that out, Peng? Yes, Stuka, you TOLD us about going to Oktoberfest and planning to throw up on some barmaid and then passing out in some trash strewn gutter, only to wake up some 10 hours later with your pants gone, your butt painted blue and missing a kidney. AGAIN! Yeah, like there's something wrong with that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Yeah, like there's something wrong with that? In your case, no. It's merely "normal" behavior. HAND Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 FOOT I've never thrown up on a barmaid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 FOOT I've never thrown up on a barmaid. That's a C/W song title, isn't it? MOUTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 You, sir, are a complete BASTARD. Now and then Peng we even agree, he is a Bastard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 That's a C/W song title, isn't it? MOUTH I think you are thinking of "I Married a Turbo Skank." PATELLA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Somebody sent me a vid the other day of a song called "It's Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long". Apparently C&W songwriters feel no compulsion to keep their titles brief. KNOCKERS Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Ah, C&W, some of the best lyric writing out there. I saw you sittin' there I was tryin' not to stare I wasn't sure if it was you I didn't know just what to do Are you drinkin' with me Jesus I can't see you very clear Are you drinkin' with me Jesus Would you buy a friend a beer As I nestled on my barstool I felt your warmness within I looked down at my pants That wasn't warmness I wet myself again Does your head pound, Jesus As hung over you do rise How does paradise look, Jesus Through holy bloodshot eyes Should we take a cab home Jesus Man, we can hoof it from here I know you can walk on the water But can you walk on this much beer Are you drinkin' with me Jesus I can't see you very clear Are you drinking with me Jesus? - Mojo Nixon & Jello Biafra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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