Wybert Takahashi Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 ...carrying a bat. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2266900/Teenager-finds-baby-bat-in-her-bra.html It is shocking, to me, at least, because whenever I am sitting on the train and my phone vibrates, I think, "****, ****, goddamn, ****er****ing ********er, there's a *****ing, ****ting, *****ing, money-laundering, ***** bat in my pocket," and there never is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 But hey, the big news is that Britney Spears is going to "...play a killer lesbian stripper in Quentin Tarantino's next movie..." But personally, I think it's just typecasting. Next, I suppose she'll be playing a vampire. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wybert Takahashi Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 Yes, there has been some great news over these last few days. Lindsay Lolan says, "Yes, I am not a Lesbian", for one thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Not to mention "Paris Supports Drilling". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmar Bijlsma Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Kudos to Paris Hilton, the video* was hot. Like, totally. *the recent one, not the other 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 I don't know, the shoes didn't do anything for me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wybert Takahashi Posted August 7, 2008 Author Share Posted August 7, 2008 This one is good - "NEW YORK - A 12-year-old girl who fell into a chimney on her Manhattan rooftop and plummeted 14 stories down the flue survived without serious injury. A 2-foot-deep pile of ash, soot and dust might have saved Grace Bergere's life, cushioning her fall when she crashed into a basement furnace, fire officials said. etc" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 This one is good - "NEW YORK - A 12-year-old girl who fell into a chimney on her Manhattan rooftop and plummeted 14 stories down the flue survived without serious injury. A 2-foot-deep pile of ash, soot and dust might have saved Grace Bergere's life, cushioning her fall when she crashed into a basement furnace, fire officials said. etc" Rubbing against the side of the chimney might have slowed her descent some too, but might have given her some pretty bad abrasions. Either way, it's not something I'd want to try. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkmek Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 More interesting news: "Jenna Jameson is pregnant. Doctors say the baby should slide right out sometime in April and she won't feel a thing." http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2008/08/06/jenna_jameson_is_pregnant_ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmar Bijlsma Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I guess random funny stories not situated in Houston go here now, right? Sex on a park bench can be quite hot. With a park bench... not so hot. Link doesn't work right because of the damn censor. Get rid of it FFS! http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-p3nis-humping-steel-bench/ Replace the 3 in P3nis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted August 8, 2008 Share Posted August 8, 2008 I guess random funny stories not situated in Houston go here now, right? Sex on a park bench can be quite hot. With a park bench... not so hot. Link doesn't work right because of the damn censor. Get rid of it FFS! http://www.weirdasianews.com/2008/08/07/man-almost-loses-p3nis-humping-steel-bench/ Replace the 3 in P3nis. Or at least extend it. Sheesh Elmar, you should have said. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 O happy batling, to have found such a warm and fragrant, not to mention lush, roost! From the looks of her undergarment, the Page Seven girls could be in real trouble. More photo coverage of the target, please, that we might better evaluate the likelihood of the posited scenario! Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 10, 2008 Share Posted August 10, 2008 That the girl managed to put her bra on without noticing that it contained a foreign object, let alone a live animal, suggests a certain—shall we say?—lack of sensitivity in that part of her anatomy. The fact that it was a padded bra is a trifle disconcerting for other reasons. Those used to be called "cheaters", implying something lacking in the Truth In Advertising department, as well as a possible shortfall in other ways. In brief, I am forming the impression that this young woman might not be exactly what you would call a hot date. On the other hand, it is possible that she might possess compensating qualities, so I make no judgement. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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