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Hello!! From Microsoft Award Team 2008!!! Congratulations

Ticket Number 008795727498

Lucky Numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20)

Serial Numbers BTD/9080648302/06

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Microsoft Promotion Team

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POSTBUS 636-5930 AM

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RE:OFFICIAL PRIZE AWARD NOTICE.

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