imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 19, 2001 Share Posted December 19, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: clearing out. This prompted the Grogs to attempt to figure out first the "caliber" of MrSpkr, and secondly, what type of rodent (hamster, gerbil, mouse) would be employed in the clearing out attack. The grogs finally decided that the rodent must be...<hr></blockquote> ...from Virginia where you can also find plenty of... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 20, 2001 Author Share Posted December 20, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost: ...from Virginia where you can also find plenty of...<hr></blockquote> ...Tennessians, who often visit to see the unusally sized virginian... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...Tennessians, who often visit to see the unusally sized virginian...<hr></blockquote> "And now for something completely different." "The Larch." <click> As he was turning off the television, Homer sighed and laid back down on his couch. Ever since he destroyed Fionn in a head to head CM deathmatch, life had become, well, boring. To pass the time until CMBB was released, Homer decided to . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrSpkr: "And now for something completely different." "The Larch." <click> As he was turning off the television, Homer sighed and laid back down on his couch. Ever since he destroyed Fionn in a head to head CM deathmatch, life had become, well, boring. To pass the time until CMBB was released, Homer decided to . . .<hr></blockquote> ...kick the stuffing out of Mister Sprinkler for changing the subject. There was nothing he liked better than to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 24, 2001 Author Share Posted December 24, 2001 ...play with teckno the puppy. this cute little $20 motorized puppy my dad bought wags its head and tail and barks. what with its light sensor, touch sensor, and sound sensor, it had more doodads than... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted December 26, 2001 Author Share Posted December 26, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...play with teckno the puppy. this cute little $20 motorized puppy my dad bought wags its head and tail and barks. what with its light sensor, touch sensor, and sound sensor, it had more doodads than...<hr></blockquote> ...a... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 26, 2001 Share Posted December 26, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...a...<hr></blockquote> ...number of 21 year old female strippers. "Yummy, I sure do love their doodads", yelled a very excited..... [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]</p> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 27, 2001 Share Posted December 27, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...number of 21 year old female strippers. "Yummy, I sure do love their doodads", yelled a very excited..... [ 12-26-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]<hr></blockquote> ...gentleman wearing Eagles colors. His Adonis like frame shook with anticipation of the tweaking of the doodads and the rubbing of the... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 29, 2001 Share Posted December 29, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: His Adonis like frame shook with anticipation of the tweaking of the doodads and the rubbing of the...<hr></blockquote> ...crawdads. He then crossed that line that should never be crossed by whipping out his massive, throbbing... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 31, 2001 Share Posted December 31, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...crawdads. He then crossed that line that should never be crossed by whipping out his massive, throbbing...<hr></blockquote> ...pulsating... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted January 1, 2002 Author Share Posted January 1, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: ...pulsating...<hr></blockquote> ...giggling... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted January 1, 2002 Share Posted January 1, 2002 and worshiping the Lawyer for bringing this back to page 1, although... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lawyer: and worshiping the Lawyer for bringing this back to page 1, although...<hr></blockquote> ...it should be noted that only autistic sycophants would worship the extremely egocentric buffoon known the Lawyer. Law school was difficult for this individual because of his ineptitude in... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 2, 2002 Share Posted January 2, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Law school was difficult for this individual because of his ineptitude in...<hr></blockquote> ...social skills, arithmatic, reading and writing (he had grunting and snuffling down pat though). However, he did have a lot of money, which Lawyer skillfully used to buy his way to... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: ...social skills, arithmatic, reading and writing (he had grunting and snuffling down pat though). However, he did have a lot of money, which Lawyer skillfully used to buy his way to...<hr></blockquote> ...receiving a membership in the Cesspool when we all know he should have been sent to the... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: ...receiving a membership in the Cesspool when we all know he should have been sent to the...<hr></blockquote> . . . running machine-guns thread, where all the . . . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn-Sykes Posted January 4, 2002 Share Posted January 4, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrSpkr: . . . running machine-guns thread, where all the . . .<hr></blockquote> ...plump, young... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted January 7, 2002 Share Posted January 7, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife: ...plump, young...<hr></blockquote> ...nubile... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted January 8, 2002 Author Share Posted January 8, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: ...nubile...<hr></blockquote> ...slice of... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted January 10, 2002 Share Posted January 10, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...slice of...<hr></blockquote> ...heaven with a chest that makes me... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted January 13, 2002 Author Share Posted January 13, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: ...heaven with a chest that makes me...<hr></blockquote> ...want to grab a bottle of nair and then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairbairn-Sykes Posted January 13, 2002 Share Posted January 13, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by russellmz: ...want to grab a bottle of nair and then...<hr></blockquote> ...take a cold shower at the state penitentiary. Later that evening, our hero bought several Ballpark Franks® ("they plump when ya cook 'em" - Michael Jordan) and headed off to his front row seats at the Lakers game next to Jack Nicholson and... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted January 14, 2002 Author Share Posted January 14, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife: ...take a cold shower at the state penitentiary. Later that evening, our hero bought several Ballpark Franks® ("they plump when ya cook 'em" - Michael Jordan) and headed off to his front row seats at the Lakers game next to Jack Nicholson and...<hr></blockquote> ...mrs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gyrene Posted January 15, 2002 Share Posted January 15, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr> ...mrs... <hr></blockquote> Robinson, coo-coo coo-choo. Between periods of the Lakers game they discussed why they should not let the FAQ thread drop out of the map, because when it does someone will invariably ask about how they can take screen shots of CM. But soon they were distracted by the half time show, which involved a bevy of Finnish girls in snow camouflage bikinis demonstrating how they could disable Russian tanks with... Gyrene 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted January 18, 2002 Share Posted January 18, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gyrene: Robinson, coo-coo coo-choo. Between periods of the Lakers game they discussed why they should not let the FAQ thread drop out of the map, because when it does someone will invariably ask about how they can take screen shots of CM. But soon they were distracted by the half time show, which involved a bevy of Finnish girls in snow camouflage bikinis demonstrating how they could disable Russian tanks with... Gyrene<hr></blockquote> a wink, a nudge, and a say no more. So, your wife...she likes sport? She's a real... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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