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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>...they could use the mighty... <hr></blockquote>

...fact that just because a pasty faced, couch potato grog can't run with a machine gun it doesn't mean that a fit soldier can't also.

"Blasphemy!" screeched the hordes of Borg Squirrels, "Wecouldn'trunwithamachinegunsonobodycan and we went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

CM Player #1 and CM Player #2 were now completely frightened, bewildered and somewhat aroused by the hysterical, high-pitched, anti running machine gun babble issuing from the crazed hordes of Borg Squirrels.

Just when the CM Players thought that all was lost and they were about to be assimilated into a nut-collecting, non machine gun running existence they were rescued by...

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gyrene:

...fact that just because a pasty faced, couch potato grog can't run with a machine gun it doesn't mean that a fit soldier can't also.

"Blasphemy!" screeched the hordes of Borg Squirrels, "Wecouldn'trunwithamachinegunsonobodycan and we went WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

CM Player #1 and CM Player #2 were now completely frightened, bewildered and somewhat aroused by the hysterical, high-pitched, anti running machine gun babble issuing from the crazed hordes of Borg Squirrels.

Just when the CM Players thought that all was lost and they were about to be assimilated into a nut-collecting, non machine gun running existence they were rescued by...

Gyrene<hr></blockquote>

...an Eagles fan with buttocks of steel and a mighty...

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst:

big iron plate in his head as well, both the result of a misfortunate accident during childhood involving a running machinegunner, a ...<hr></blockquote>

... "green" platoon of Sturm Chia-Petsâ„¢ and a lemon-lime Slurpieâ„¢. Chia-Petsâ„¢ don't run well, even without machine guns, so it was inevitable that abuse of the trademark symbol (â„¢) would lead to a swift and fatal...

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife:

... "green" platoon of Sturm Chia-Petsâ„¢ and a lemon-lime Slurpieâ„¢. Chia-Petsâ„¢ don't run well, even without machine guns, so it was inevitable that abuse of the trademark symbol (â„¢ ;) would lead to a swift and fatal...<hr></blockquote>

...beating of all those who refuse to do their bumping duty. but that did not matter, the chia pets knew that...

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace:

...grow hair on his...<hr></blockquote>

..40 acre plantation outside Qala-i-Jangi? To the best of our knowledge, hair growth is one of the agricultural endeavours qualified for UN subsidies under the "Chia-Pets for Poppies" program. In other news, CIA operatives were seen arguing with tribal warlords about the trajectory of 4.2 inch bean burritos after liberating a 7-Eleven in suburban Kabul. The porno rack was said to be damaged in previous assaults by local...

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Fairbairn-Sykes Trench Knife:

..40 acre plantation outside Qala-i-Jangi? To the best of our knowledge, hair growth is one of the agricultural endeavours qualified for UN subsidies under the "Chia-Pets for Poppies" program. In other news, CIA operatives were seen arguing with tribal warlords about the trajectory of 4.2 inch bean burritos after liberating a 7-Eleven in suburban Kabul. The porno rack was said to be damaged in previous assaults by local...<hr></blockquote>

...jackelopes, usually found in near jillaroos, which are usually found in the afghan border town of...

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr> ...asH endoff dawurld. this town, is famous for its contribution to cm. here,... <hr></blockquote>

...Was the first place that the question "Why didn't the Germans win the war? After all they had all the cool stuff" was asked creating such an upheaval in the historical community that pieces of the community were broken off by the shock wave and those pieces became known as Grogs.

Now these Grogs relished in repeatedly asking questions like that and also asking questions like....

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Gyrene:

...Was the first place that the question "Why didn't the Germans win the war? After all they had all the cool stuff" was asked creating such an upheaval in the historical community that pieces of the community were broken off by the shock wave and those pieces became known as Grogs.

Now these Grogs relished in repeatedly asking questions like that and also asking questions like....

Gyrene<hr></blockquote>

...how much data can we fit into a single post while making those who read it glassy eyed? The Grogs were famous for arguing the most inane details of little known weapons such as the...

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost:

...how much data can we fit into a single post while making those who read it glassy eyed? The Grogs were famous for arguing the most inane details of little known weapons such as the...<hr></blockquote>

air speed velocity of a fully laden European swallow suffering from mange. Unfortunately, they tended to let the FAQ drop off the front page, prompting some idiots to post the "How do I post a Picture Here" thread, which was much better than the insidious, but brief "How do I post a message here" thread, which of course was not nearly as nasty as . . .

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by MrSpkr:

air speed velocity of a fully laden European swallow suffering from mange. Unfortunately, they tended to let the FAQ drop off the front page, prompting some idiots to post the "How do I post a Picture Here" thread, which was much better than the insidious, but brief "How do I post a message here" thread, which of course was not nearly as nasty as . . .<hr></blockquote>

...the odor emanating from Mister Sprinkler. It seems that his hygeine habits were lacking and his regions most nether needed some...

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram's Ghost:

...the odor emanating from Mister Sprinkler. It seems that his hygeine habits were lacking and his regions most nether needed some...<hr></blockquote>

clearing out. This prompted the Grogs to attempt to figure out first the "caliber" of MrSpkr, and secondly, what type of rodent (hamster, gerbil, mouse) would be employed in the clearing out attack.

The grogs finally decided that the rodent must be...

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