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Originally posted by Mace:

Well YK2's word is good enough for me then.

This can be our home. I'll email Steve and get him to shut the other down.

btw Joe Shaw needs to update his little website because Konrad isn't listed.

Cheers Mace, I may be wrong but pretty sure Konrad used to be known as Lenakonrad (amongst other titles) and was listed at one time on Joe's website..

Here....

Hello

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Searched your name instead, much quicker...

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- posted 29-03-2007 01:50 AM

Emma and Greg, congradulations. Just found out today and its the best news I've heard in a very long time. Best wishes for many, many happy years together. I will give all your Mondays to someone else.

Also, belatedly, happy birthday

Nice one Berli ..... And no more Mondays!!!!

WooT!

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Originally posted by **YK2**:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

Well YK2's word is good enough for me then.

This can be our home. I'll email Steve and get him to shut the other down.

btw Joe Shaw needs to update his little website because Konrad isn't listed.

Cheers Mace, I may be wrong but pretty sure Konrad used to be known as Lenakonrad (amongst other titles) and was listed at one time on Joe's website..

Here....

Hello </font>

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I was always wondering why the guys getting so histericall when I'm coming to the pond.

It has to be my shiny armour.

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I just can't stop winning.

>From Samsung Electronics 2007 Bonanza

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Originally posted by Speedy:

I just can't stop winning.

>From Samsung Electronics 2007 Bonanza

Award Headquarters

Hey I won one too!

We can go get our prizes together!!!

Err, there's pubs on the way isn't there?

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Well, it's finally happened, boys and girls. Our very own Leeeeeo has handed me a major defeat.

Yeppers, it's time to take the tents down and clean the cages.

Right from the first meeting, his goose stepping goons beat my apple-cheeked lads back from their trenches and routed them, almost to a man.

Yes, my puny 57mm guns didn't stand a snowball's chance against his three Tigers.

(It would have been four Tigers, but due to his inept driving skills one was bogged before it even got to my lines and spent the entire game shooting blindly into some empty woods and then into a patch of dirt right in front of itself)

But, that's as may be.

His jack-booted thugs controlled the entire map... except for one small flag that for some reason, he occupied for a short time and then abandoned and one large flag that, even though he had one Tiger and two platoons sitting on it, was still unable to claim.

But, any victory, no matter how laughable is still a victory, eh Leeeeo?

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HELL YEA!!!

I am the master-commander of Boo's fate, and he has knelt and submitted his spear (sit down, bauhaus). TWICE in a row have I technically defeated him, once marginal and once unquestionable. FEAR ME, pool of strange wonders, for now I have the lust of Boo's blood upon my spear, and upon my spear shall the rest of you ride until the end of time (as kept by my spear-ronometer).

FLEE in perpetual fear of my vast, chaotic, and unknowingly feeble martial prowess.

I SHALL FEAST UPON THE SKULL OF MY ENEMIES!!

(and shall also rather enjoy the uncomfortable silence of my friends).

QUAKE, mortal men, for I am the agent that will shuffle your paltry pittance of a soul off this mortal coil through which you are nothing more than a steaming pile of fiber.

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Originally posted by Leeo:

HELL YEA!!!

I am the master-commander of Boo's fate, and he has knelt and submitted his spear (sit down, bauhaus). TWICE in a row have I technically defeated him, once marginal and once unquestionable. FEAR ME, pool of strange wonders, for now I have the lust of Boo's blood upon my spear, and upon my spear shall the rest of you ride until the end of time (as kept by my spear-ronometer).

FLEE in perpetual fear of my vast, chaotic, and unknowingly feeble martial prowess.

I SHALL FEAST UPON THE SKULL OF MY ENEMIES!!

(and shall also rather enjoy the uncomfortable silence of my friends).

QUAKE, mortal men, for I am the agent that will shuffle your paltry pittance of a soul off this mortal coil through which you are nothing more than a steaming pile of fiber.

Yeah, that's swell Leeeeo, but moving right along, you all want to know how drunk I am right now?

I am so hammered... so unbelievably wasted... so monumentally baked, that I just sent back a scenario to Leeeeo where we will both be trying to take a hill, and all we'll be fighting with are flamethrowers.

Sure, I know... you're all thinking, "Pffft! Flamethrowers. Been there, stole that T-shirt", but it's Leeeeo. so you have to cut him a bit of slack.

Or just cut him.

That thought makes me smile.

But... everything's a bit hazy now... kind of woozy... better log off before I passs kernivneurerbvn eiir gd;sdo[zzzzzzzzz...

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