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Infective Linguistics: "I'm Attacking!"


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Unfortunately for the sanity of my friends and I, DropTeam has actually infected the way we discuss ... well, pretty much anything that has to do with communicating semi-covertly in public places. As typical for a group of geek-guys and lesbians, it's typically about the fairer sex. (What? I told you it's a weird group.)

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  • I'm goin' after the enemy flag! or I'm goin' in!
    Translation: "Your choice of female target is so overwhelmingly attractive that I'm going on the approach; cover me."</font>
  • I'm attacking!
    Translation: "I'd hit that." "Your choice of female target is quite attractive." Alternately, emphatic yes.</font>
  • I'm escorting the flag!
    Translation: "The target is quite attractive but more observation or data is required for confirmation." Alternately, "I'm covering you."</font>
  • I'm holding position.
    Translation: "No opinion." Alternately, "Meh."</font>
  • I'm recovering our flag.
    Translation: "The target is somewhat unfortunate or is otherwise not really desirable, but not immediately offensive."</font>
  • I'm defending!
    Translation: "Your target is unacceptible to me." Alternately, "emphatic no."</font>

It's at this point that I start getting worried about the sanity of those I spend too much time with ...

Now, if we could just get a few more voices for the bots, this would become ever more ironic.

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[laugh] No birthday until later in the spring, I fear. Which may be just a sad admission on my part of having no excuse to indulge in this madness.

The bot voices actually give me some tactical awareness of the battlefield, especially when I'm face-down in my Mercury trying to plot drops of supplimental turrets. And remind me one reason I wish the "element side-bar" were back in place, as it made it fast and easy to determine what a bot was doing at any given time. A better measure would be a somewhat different icon for the various stances, but ...

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