c3k Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 That was one of the best posts I've ever seen!! Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterk Posted September 26, 2002 Share Posted September 26, 2002 I thought Brits and Aussies had the weirdest senses of humours but lately I'm beginning to find that Finns seem to be uniformly twisted. That was beautiful. The photography was wonderful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Weird? You should have seen when we were figuring out where we would throw our coctails at, in specific tanks... Pop quiz hot shots! Were would YOU throw your coctail at this T-28? We preferred to drink it, but that's us - Ali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineCape Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Ari, sorry to hijack your excellent post. Your tracking details for the wine prize has now been logged and are flown out of the African continent today, 27 September - see TNT's tracking details posted earlier. Good news indeed. Expect arrival date at your door just after the week-end. Stay well, Charl Theron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarmo Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Hmm... this might be a good time to organize a finnish get-together. Ari, we're all coming over there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pascal DI FOLCO Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Excellent ! But I wonder why Georges W (for War..) Bush doesn't advocate of preemptive strikes about those dangerous UberFinns ... Fear maybe ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomm Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Originally posted by Ali: Were would YOU throw your coctail at this T-28?Ha! Easy one! At the air condition on the engine roof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ali Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Correct! And after that, just use those FinnishFausts to take care of rest of the tank! - Ali Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juha Ahoniemi Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 LESS KNOWN ÜBERFINNISH SUBSTITUTE TO MOLOTOV COCKTAIL: As we have so far demonstrated, the Überfinnish panzerfaust is DEADLY weapon. But what to do if it is required to take prisoners? Fausts are out of the question, and molotov-cocktails are so-so. But the is still (at least) one method to stop enemy tank without causing fatal damage to those inside. As previously said, the molotov cocktail was aimed to engine roof. And so is the weapon-of-choise to take prisoners: THE ÜBER-URINE This liquid acts like strong acid (pretty much like the blood of the "aliens") and is capable to melt its way trough thick plates of armor, wrecking the engine. The enemy will have to come out - tank is immobilized and the stench will make their eyes to bleed. This tactic is quite rare, but effective. The training to this begins even before age of military service, and even little kids are able to do this (see picture). Because of the long state of peace the Über-urine tactic must be trained without real targets. These excercises may be seen especially at 1st of May on the streets of ÜberFinnish cities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanonier Reichmann Posted September 27, 2002 Share Posted September 27, 2002 Jeez, I was wondering why the T28 had a cellar door hatch. Was this tank intended for areas where there was a high incidence of twisters? Regards Jim R. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ari Maenpaa Posted October 8, 2002 Author Share Posted October 8, 2002 Originally posted by WineCape: Your tracking details for the wine prize has now been logged and are flown out of the African continent today, 27 September - see TNT's tracking details posted earlier. Good news indeed. Expect arrival date at your door just after the week-end. Stay well, Charl TheronWOOHOO!! I got the wines today. Brought straight to my home door by TNT :cool: Thank You very much Charl. I was very lucky to get invited in the very first Invitational CMBO Tournament. During the last couple of days I have got CMBB and some excellent wine from South Africa, could anyone ask for more Ari Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Beginna Posted October 8, 2002 Share Posted October 8, 2002 Not every thing from Finland is "über". I just had a lecture on eCommerce held by a Finnish professor. She proudly told us that she is able to talk 20 hours non-stop on this topic. Well, that's not a problem with 3 words per minute. Perhaps she was just thinking all the time - "How take out a M1 Abrahams with my Nokia?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rum Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 I know those perkele uberfinns never giving up their secrets completely... I can guess what if they revealed the secret of PanzerFaust, then they have something much more powerful and devastating... May be even heavy-caliber, dreaded PanzerKopf ? Some panzerkopf perkeles could be redesigned as flammpanzerkopfs, breathing with fire after all night long FPO consumption Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaiser Soze 71 Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 I'm a bit drunk at the moment - took too many molotov cocktails - but I laughed my ass off!!! Still searching for it...hmmm... maybe it went to the toilet? Don't mess with us! After all we are the ÜberFinns! PELAKKAA POJAT! PERKELE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineCape Posted October 11, 2002 Share Posted October 11, 2002 Originally posted by Ari Maenpaa: WOOHOO!! I got the wines today. Brought straight to my home door by TNT :cool: Thank You very much Charl. I was very lucky to get invited in the very first Invitational CMBO Tournament. During the last couple of days I have got CMBB and some excellent wine from South Africa, could anyone ask for more AriExcellent! And so the freight "adventure" ends. Does Jarmo live close buy? If so, barricade your door. Prost. You deserved it friend. Sincerely, Charl Theron [ October 11, 2002, 12:02 PM: Message edited by: WineCape ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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