Pass the Lotion Peng, I need to get that full body Mutha Beautiful Challenge Tan

[Madmatt]

Sorry to have to slap down some Cessus Interuptus in the other MBT but I won't be around for the few days to watch over the forum with my normal vigilence and the other Moderators and Admins won't step foot in this stench.

So we must begin anew...

Lorak should, even now, be cowering in my shadow and once I depart he will post the rules. Behave kids, I will be back before you know it.

Madmatt

[Marlow]

That thread was too young to die. Snipped at the tender age of 250. Sniff.

Anyway, on with the show.

Originally posted by Croda:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Croda:

Soldiers,

Noba is a nimrod.

------------

Salute!

Whoever is playing a game against Croda, please be sure to kill all of his Soldiers...He's very annoying.

Persephone</font>

[Panzer Leader]

Like a little kid too excited to wait, the Mad Bald One had a good title and just HAD to get it started. What a knuckle-head.

The rules are: If you're not me you suck.

If you don't want to suck, try to be like me. You'll still suck, of course, but not nearly so bad.

And Seanachai is a John Lennon, Kate Bush HERETIC!!!!!

[BFCElvis]

Wankers.

[Croda]

Originally posted by Marlow:

You forgot about the 300mm Rickets? And my jumbo sized servings of Stugs of doom? How about the flanking greyhound?

You're the Brits, you sodding git! You don't get Rickets, Stugs, or Greyhounds. You just get those ugly little dogs that remind me of Hiram: sluggish, droopy, and good for throwing on campfires. Now come up that little road there so I can give you some of that home cooking I got brewing up.

[Lorak]

Lets see.... *flipping through pages*

Ah.. Pool Rules.

1) wait at least 30 min after eating...

Damn. Wrong book. Lets see what I can come up with in a short amount of time.

Basically we start every thread with a silly set of rules that seem to just confuse the idiots that wonder in here. So I will make my rules very brief and simple.

7.4) If you are new here, you are a "scum sucking newbie" SSN for short. We hate you.

Please SOD off.

#L5) If you are so shallow that you get offended easily on a forum. Grow the hell up, but do it somewhere else...SOD off.

See our rules are simple. Just remember that we hate you. So save us all some trouble and SOD off now.

Sigh... no for a couple of hints for those of you still to stupid to realize we don't want you here.

Challenge someone specific, and someone of your own stature.

Make sure when you challenge someone to sound off like you've got a pair....but not about your pair.

The Tao sums up the Cesspool nicely:

"If one does not begin

with a right attitude,

There is little hope

for a right ending."

Lorak the loathed

[Tank Man]

Hi... I don't post on the cesspool often but after my results with the opponent finder I want to play someone a little more compotent in the way of tactics. Now I don't want to join in the fecal tossin fun of this place, I only want a real challenge in CM.

So... after I sift through all the bull dung people have chucked at me for posting here I'll be happy to play.

[Panzer Leader]

Originally posted by Tank Man:

Hi...compotent ...

I'm sorry we don't serve that here. Try down the hall.

[Tank Man]

Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tank Man:

Hi...compotent ...

I'm sorry we don't serve that here. Try down the hall.</font>

[jshandorf]

Hey, Butt-low

I have resent you our game time and time again. What's your problem doofus? Send me my turn or I will have you raped by horses on viagra.

Jeff

[mensch]

800pt attack, 25 turns overcast, march 45 village moderate trees, sm hills.

your chance to woop menschy buttocks! ooh spank me.

oh you say this belongs in the opponent finder? ya so what leck mich.

you sods are the real opponents. *snicker*

[ March 12, 2002, 03:49 PM: Message edited by: mensch ]

[Marlow]

Originally posted by mensch:

your chance to woop menschy buttocks! ooh spank me.

Take it to "alt.spanking.ewwww" Menschy boy.

[Marlow]

Originally posted by jshandorf:

Hey, Butt-low

I have resent you our game time and time again. What's your problem doofus? Send me my turn or I will have you raped by horses on viagra.

Jeff

Ya, ya. 3000 freeking points on a map that just plain sucks. Everytime I start the set up I end up throwing something at the monitor. Who thought this thing up anyway? Oh ya, you. Bastard.

[mensch]

Hey Marlot,

amuse me and try your dull blunted wits against me.

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by Tank Man:

Hi... I don't post on the cesspool often but after my results with the opponent finder I want to play someone a little more compotent in the way of tactics. Now I don't want to join in the fecal tossin fun of this place, I only want a real challenge in CM.

Unfortunately, I'm not in the possession of a compotent though I have a rather natty one-donkey temporary shelter that I take with me on me circling expeditions.

Yes, tactical awareness is extemely important when everyone is trying to get to those prized spots nearest to the showers, electrical point or water hole. But, hey, I've often found that abuse and physical violence almost always swings the day when a fellow camper gets a bit competative.

Now I wouldn't underestimate the fecal tossin. True, dung flinging isn't much fun inside a tent; bits stick to the inside resulting in water ingress etc. Not good. But I've found the odd ball of fetal matter carefully lobbed over distance outside the tent to be highly satisfying. Good enough for certain beetles, good enough for me. In fact, I've never met an unhappy fecal-lobbing beetle. And when you stare at the ground for long periods of time, yer meet quite a few of the little beasts. So, if I may be so bold, the fecal tossin thing needs a little more examination?

Well, good luck in yer search for the perfect compotent. Keep practicing the tactics, ta, ta and SOD OFF.

Idjit Yeknod

[ March 12, 2002, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

[Croda]

Originally posted by mensch:

800pt attack, 25 turns overcast, march 45 village moderate trees, sm hills.

your chance to woop menschy buttocks! ooh spank me.

oh you say this belongs in the opponent finder? ya so what leck mich.

you sods are the real opponents. *snicker*

Send it over you slack-jawed yokel.

[Patchy]

Originally posted by Croda:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by mensch:

800pt attack, 25 turns overcast, march 45 village moderate trees, sm hills.

your chance to woop menschy buttocks! ooh spank me.

oh you say this belongs in the opponent finder? ya so what leck mich.

you sods are the real opponents. *snicker*

Send it over you slack-jawed yokel.</font>

[Goanna]

Persephone:Whoever is playing a game against Croda, please be sure to kill all of his Soldiers...He's very annoying.

Ey eye, mam, getting right on that.

Croda, you slack jawed yokel, buttmensch was seriously abusing decorum, such as it is in this feotid stench hole, and offering some complete tosspot a game when he wandered in and treated our beloved cess like the back bar at his local boozer where he can pick up a fight any weekday after 6 pm. Frankly, its behaviour like that, and stupid pillocks such as yourself that are willing to go along that are just ruining the degradation around here.

[ March 12, 2002, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Goanna ]

[Croda]

Originally posted by Goanna:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Persephone:Whoever is playing a game against Croda, please be sure to kill all of his Soldiers...He's very annoying.

Ey eye, mam, getting right on that.

Croda, you slack jawed yokel, buttmensch was seriously abusing decorum, such as it is in this feotid stench hole, and offering some complete tosspot a game when he wandered in and treated our beloved cess like the back bar at his local boozer where he can pick up a fight any weekday after 6 pm. Frankly, its behaviour like that, and stupid pillocks such as yourself that are willing to go along that are just ruining the degradation around here.</font>

[Tank Man]

Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

... I have a rather natty one-donkey temporary shelter that I take with me on me circling expeditions. ...

Holy Peng! Gone for a second and people are already inviting me into some glorified port-a-potty!

Hey man... all I'm here for is to play one of the self proclaimed "Knights of the Cess".

[Goanna]

I'm already playing you, ya knob-end. Put a sock (preferably one Hiram has been wearing) in it and send me a turn.

And now for a public service announcement . . .

It appears that Wildman will not be able to join us for a short time since a few of you have been using too many terms like Nazi, Taliban, feck, ****e, strawman and flood-water pants on the forum and the US Air Farce servers have banned the viewing of it from the sensitive eyes of young captains during their r/r between bombing the world back to the stone age. Be that as it may, I can report that Wildman is diligently avaoiding his duties and is processing turns at the rate a good vindaloo goes through Berli and he will be joining us again once he has cracked the DOD firewall. Shouldn't take too long.

[Stuka]

This thread title sucks, ironic really as so do all of you.

[Agua Perdido]

Originally posted by Stuka:

This thread title sucks, ironic really as so do all of you.

Only ironic to a brainless pillock with no understanding of what "irony" actually means, such as yourself. Speaking of brainless pillocks, time for some

UPDATES!

on things. I have graciously offered the no-account dirt-eater Lars a cease-fire in our match, in which I was beating him with a ball-peen hammer like the bent fender he is. The final result (take note, oh Lorak, exalted writer-down of things we write down):

Me: Another glorious victory with many points, in which my M8HMCs and RRs out-gamied assorted Hetzers and SMGs, proving once and for all that a Martini contains gin and vermouth (and approved garnish), not whatever girly mix of almond syrup, cranberry juice, coconut rum, and rainbow sherbet Lars was proposing.

Lars: Ignominious defeat with not so many points as me, noteworthy only in that losses are the only thing we note anymore. In that respect, at least (and very least), he has made a mark.

Seanachai continues to fall bit by bit to my JasonC-like attritionistas, who plan to step up their attacks by reading some of his posts from the MG ammo levels thread (wearing earplugs for their own protection, of course). I shall grind you to dust, sir, then hawk phlegm into the pile of leavings, mix it into paste and use it to glue your pointy shoes to the floor.

jdmorse and I are playing a game, though you wouldn't know it by the rate I'm sending turns to Joe Shaw (which is so near to zero as to be hardly measurable). Both of you knob-ends can wait a bit longer, since stevetherat has gone back into hibernation.

Agua Perdido

(And while I credit Croda for his amusing LGMB impression, I note that he is still a brainless prat.)

[Yeknodathon]

Originally posted by Tank Man:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

... I have a rather natty one-donkey temporary shelter that I take with me on me circling expeditions. ...

Holy Peng! Gone for a second and people are already inviting me into some glorified port-a-potty!

Hey man... all I'm here for is to play one of the self proclaimed "Knights of the Cess".</font>

[Bastables]

Originally posted by Tank Man:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Tank Man:

Hi...compotent ...

I'm sorry we don't serve that here. Try down the hall.</font>