BFCElvis Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 New home already, huh? Can't say I like what you've done, the place is already infested. A fine song, m'lord. Do you have the sheet music? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Snippage of his explanation as to why he's been elsewhere rather than here... Yep, I know I sure was in a tizzy over that one. Thanks. No really, thanks tons for putting me to slee... I mean, putting my mind to rest. So no turns have gone out, and posting here has been spotty, at best. But that shall now change. Snippage of his account of finding a personal saviour while roaming about in the wilderness. In other words, in Canada. Sounded like a hunger induced hallucination to me. Or maybe he "got lucky" with someone's throw rug. The good news is, it eventually came to an end. Hey, SomeNachos, are you too busy contemplating your newfound Polar Bear dogma to play a little CM with one of the unwashed masses of nonbelievers? Seems to me you voiced some ambition to indulge me (no, not with that) before you went off to Canada to commune with Fred. Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Mr_Gonzo_The_Rooster: Yes we have match our skills on the Battlefield and I remember losing, and winning... I have a target and already playing and have completed a second target. As for the Serf I will not Let up, and for you I would not bother to play against since your skils on the field of play can no longer challenge me. RoosterSo, just out of curiosity, how many times were you actually dropped on your head as a child? Or can't you count that high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 OhmyGodthisthreadisstillgoing?? Disappointments never cease! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Papa Khann: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Originally posted by Seanachai: Snippage of his explanation as to why he's been elsewhere rather than here... Yep, I know I sure was in a tizzy over that one. Thanks. No really, thanks tons for putting me to slee... I mean, putting my mind to rest. So no turns have gone out, and posting here has been spotty, at best. But that shall now change. Snippage of his account of finding a personal saviour while roaming about in the wilderness. In other words, in Canada. Sounded like a hunger induced hallucination to me. Or maybe he "got lucky" with someone's throw rug. The good news is, it eventually came to an end. Hey, SomeNachos, are you too busy contemplating your newfound Polar Bear dogma to play a little CM with one of the unwashed masses of nonbelievers? Seems to me you voiced some ambition to indulge me (no, not with that) before you went off to Canada to commune with Fred. Papa</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Papa Khann: Hey, SomeNachos, are you too busy contemplating your newfound Polar Bear dogma to play a little CM with one of the unwashed masses of nonbelievers? Seems to me you voiced some ambition to indulge me (no, not with that) before you went off to Canada to commune with Fred. PapaI find your lack of faith...disturbing. Alright then, Papa Khann. I will accept a setup from you. No more than 1500 base points. Quick Battle, please, I don't wish to expend a scenario, from whatever source, on your infidel ramblings. All other conditions are yours to set. I have withheld the full scrutiny, abuse, and...'attention' of the ÜberGnome from your aimless postings because, after all, you are a Landsmann. That shall change. You have had your day in the sandbox, Papa Khann. Your time of poncing about with the young and the foolish is at an end. Send me the setup. Then make your peace with whatever ludicrous entity you may worship. For I will feed you to Great Fred. May he have mercy on your useless, pointless, and flavourless soul. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Mike: OhmyGodthisthreadisstillgoing?? Disappointments never cease!It will never end. What inspires disappoinment? This is the one, true soul of the Combat Mission Forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: Cock-a-doodle-doo has something of an Iron Chef Sakai smell to him. It's not him, but makes my kidneys pulse in much the same way.I want to see 'im lay an egg. Yeknod o' tha Thistle and Defender of the Paddock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Khann Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: I find your lack of faith...disturbing. Alright then, Papa Khann. I will accept a setup from you. No more than 1500 base points. Quick Battle, please, I don't wish to expend a scenario, from whatever source, on your infidel ramblings. All other conditions are yours to set. I have withheld the full scrutiny, abuse, and...'attention' of the ÜberGnome from your aimless postings because, after all, you are a Landsmann. That shall change. You have had your day in the sandbox, Papa Khann. Your time of poncing about with the young and the foolish is at an end. Send me the setup. Then make your peace with whatever ludicrous entity you may worship. For I will feed you to Great Fred. May he have mercy on your useless, pointless, and flavourless soul.My Liege dalem (note to self, buy Master capital D upon attaining Knighthood and sufficient income to afford) has pronounced that I shall play only Meeting Engagements. In accordance with his wishes and your instructions, I have initiated a 1500 point QB ME. You as Allies. Me as the godless, heathen masses of Panzer Armee Khann. The file wings its way to you even now, SomeNachos. You being one of the venerable (antiquated) and experienced (arthritic) Olde Ones, I can only hope to learn from (laugh at) your, I'm sure, profound (inane) and masterful (malignant) tactical genius (tactless gabble). Papa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Harv: As for the rest of you, and you know who you are, you know what to do, don't you? Oh, your sheep available? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naja Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 The primordial scene of the Pe.. challenge thread (will not speak the unspoken) ...displays the tendencies of zoo baboons running around the oh so dark pond, smearing in this case verbal excrement on each other in a bid to find a leader (a fruitless task, given the genetic pool.) But like baboons even an ssn seems to have one. Pond baboons seem to relish the grooming habit involving swollen blushing appendages. Being outside the pond I can clearly see the tar-colored water is but 3 inches deep. Thus I - unlike you - may attend and thus leave at my leisure. I have little fancy for primates with the exception of that little one ....the small proboscis monkey with the more chiseled features of the lot, has caught my attention being late and seeing as drink possibly clouded my ability to spot the more witless of the creatures. I hereby challenge ...hold on, must ask the zoo-keeper to look up the name... ah yes, Mr. Yeknowdo'thacat'sthistle or some such... Do not look surprised, you were the one I thought had discovered tools, but alas it was but a shaved cat or what looks like a cat? ..on your lap. Well at least it's - I think - it's partially shaved, back side I can assure ye - I am unable to tell: viewing being obscured by all the ropes, tires and straw. The game is a TCP/IP, also known to those on your kind of diet as a death match...heart attack speed. Reach not for your pine cane and lithium.....STOP!!!!! Please unhitch that poor creature from your lap before we play! Show up for battle and I can assure you it will be over before that spittle running down your cheeks is dry. You will find the game posted in the oh so strange place as Opponent Finder. Do not waste any more of my time, Sir Spanker will not be there to influence your feeble mind.... or relieve you of that retched beast you call a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Mike: Disappointments never cease!As you no doubt say when you look at yourself in the mirror every morning. Here's the Sod and here's the Off, you know what to do next. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 ...and take your Najas with you. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naja Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Mace Im afraid Kitty will not save you now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naja Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Member: Mace Member Number: 3762 Registered: October 27, 2000 Posts: 3227 Email Address: rknight1@bigpond.net.au Location: Liftertail, Australia Occupation: bloody great bloke and real stud (ewe know who ewe are) Interests: wargaming, military modelling, precision dingle-extraction Accomplishments: GED (24 yrs), Baccalaurate in Interspecies Husbandry Aboriginal Univ. 2001 ICQ ID: 32443162 IQ: 32 Umm.... I think your profile says it all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Naja: Member: Mace IQ: 32 Umm.... I think your profile says it allHis profile exagerates Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naja Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 I hear, during the shearing season it goes up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 I hear, during the shearing season it goes up I hear yours never got past 10...or was that 9 ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naja Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 You're a regular Gauss, Noba. Lacking in wit, but. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: Will he accept Great Fred as his personal saviour? Not that that's required, of course, I'm just interested. I say, Lurkur has shown himself...well, not 'worthy', as such, but certainly less worthless than many others. And he even took time to try and lead this rather lackwitted 'Rooster' fellow back on to the path of righteousness (hard to tell if it had any profound effect). I'd say make him a Knight. What sayeth Berli? How speaketh Peng? Someone call the Justicar at poolside (you know how he loves it when a uniformed hotel employee has to carry the silver phone out to poolside on the special long cord, and stand there and hold it while the Justicar handles business), any reason why young Lurkur shouldn't get the nod, Old Foul Joe?Absolutely NOT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Mike Member No 364: Number of Posts 47 MBT Comment: Low member number and a minimum number of posts: Does it really take that long to string a sentence together! Naja Member No 1632: Number of Posts 128 MBT Comment: Learn something from Mike - if you've got nothing worth posting, post nothing at all! Bed time gentlemen, please shut the door on the way out. Toodles. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Naja: You're a regular Gauss, Noba.Crikey, Noba, I didn't realise you were a famous mathematician/physicist. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naja Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Ouch! My Berlich's stingin! Attention Veteran Miniature Wargamers! If you are miniature AND a wargamer born between August 14, 1909 and November 24, 1964 you may qualify for one or more of the following! 88% Medical Coverage in: Alopecia (Hair Loss) Prostate/Bowel Dysfunction Webmeister Degeneration Spousal Botox Treatment I think I can help, contact me. (No one else has to know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted July 19, 2002 Share Posted July 19, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: First, let me tell you that while attending that great Canadian music festival, I underwent spiritual rebirth. So profound was the experience that I was moved to write a song celebrating this apotheosis, that I shall share with you now in a jolly spiritual sing-song. Now some men pray to gods And some sacrifice to devils And some folk go to church And some to satanic revels Some place faith only in science While others worship money But my god’s greatest of all, although you might find him funny Refrain: There’s a Power watching over me And I even know his name He’s a great, white polar bear named Fred He loves me and he guides me Comforts me and chides me And he’s promised that he’ll eat me when I’m dead Well I used to walk alone, And I often walked in darkness Through a spiritual landscape Filled with ugliness and starkness But now aurora borealis Flames all around my head ‘Cause a great white bear will eat me when I’m dead You can talk about your heavens You can talk about your hells You can ponder and debate About where your soul will dwell But when I’m dead and gone And Fred’s taken that last bite I will spend eternity, as a pile of frozen ****e Refrain Don’t fill me with embalming fluid Let’s skip that old cremation I want to return all that I was and am And be at one with all creation So when I’m dead and gone And shuffled off this mortal coil Passing through great Fred’s intestines, will be my final toil Now Fred performs no miracles Except that of digestion To punish sinners, raise up saints That’s just out of the question No temples have been raised to him Except the mound there’ll be When he’s finally digested, and excreted me Refrain If you believe in my polar bear Then he’ll believe in you And when you’re dead and gone my friend Great Fred will eat you too And we’ll make our merry way Through the bowels of another species To be immortalized forever, as polar bear feces There you have it, my friends. The first hymn in the Church of Great Fred, or Psalm 1, as it were. I couldn't let this spiritually uplifting song fade away with the last MBT...so I brought it over to the new Peng thread. I was a lost soul...(well, what do you expect being married to Berli!)...until I read this joyous song...I then went through an amazing spiritual re-birth...I will never be the same person again...thanks to the ÜberGnome. I believe in Fred. Send all donations to: First Church of Great Fred c/o The ÜberGnome somewhere in Minneapolis Be a believer! Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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