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We must not just drink the wine....

there is a code duello of wine drinking....

We need Panzer Leader to go down to the wine cellar and get more red wine...he can have the white wine....

Then we need Mace to test the wine and make sure it really is wine.

Then we can drink it!

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And not forgetting the sing song...

Red red wine, you make me feel so fine,

You keep me rockin' all of the time

Red red wine, you make me feel so grand,

I feel a million dollar when you're just in my hand

Red red wine, you make me feel so sad,

Any time I see you go, it make me feel bad

****HIC*****

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Just A Wee Deoch-an-Doris

There's a good old Scottish custom, that has stood the test of time,

It's a custon that is carried out in ev'ry land and clime.

Where brother Scots fore-gather, it's aye the usual thing.

When just before they say guid-nicht, they fill their cups and sing-

Just a wee deoch-an-doris, just a wee yin that's a'

Just a wee deoch-an-doris before we gang a-wa'

There's a wee wifie waitin', in a wee but an ben

If you can say, "It's a braw  bricht moonlicht nicht" ye a'richt ye ken

I like a man that is a man, a man that's straight and fair,

The sort of man that will and can, in all things do his share

I like a man, a jolly man, the sort o' man you know,

The chap that slaps your  back and says "Here Jock, before you go-

Just a wee deoch-an-doris, just a wee yin that's a'

Just a wee deoch-an-doris before we gang a-wa'

There's a wee wifie waitin', in a wee but an ben

If you can say, "It's a braw  bricht moonlicht nicht" ye a'richt ye ken

I'll invite you all some other nicht, to come and bring your wives.

I'll promise you the grandest time you'll have in all your lives!

I'll hae the bagpipes skirling, (hoch) and we'll dance the Hieland fling.

And just for auld acquaintance sake, we'll a' unite and sing-

Just a wee deoch-an-doris, just a wee yin that's a'

Just a wee deoch-an-doris before we gang a-wa'

There's a wee wifie waitin', in a wee but an ben

If you can say, "It's a braw  bricht moonlicht nicht" ye a'richt ye ken

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Originally posted by YK2:

And not forgetting the sing song...

Red red wine, you make me feel so fine,

You keep me rockin' all of the time

Red red wine, you make me feel so grand,

I feel a million dollar when you're just in my hand

Red red wine, you make me feel so sad,

Any time I see you go, it make me feel bad

****HIC*****

Or the sensitive, caring Aussie version:

I can't sleep, the boys are knocking at my back door.

The boss is savage 'cause I'm rotten to the core

Sweet, sweet sister she's hanging on the X

Striptease & hammer, the bitch is really lost

More wine, waiter please

I need a drink that knocks me off my feet

Too many late nights and not enough sleep

I was wasted.

More wine, waiter please!

Mace

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As this seems to be an exceptionally bad month for cats, I have to post the following:

Killa, the 15 year old, fussy-old-man cat just had minor surgery. He had a nasty, infected cut on his face, a battle wound from the neighborhood cat wars. Very disgusting. I took him in, and they cleaned it out and shot him full of anti-biotics. They shaved the side of his face, poor guy. I imagine even Berli, lord of darkness would have trouble maintaining his image with half his beard shorn off. To a cat, this indignity is as much a burden as the actual pain of surgery. He is hiding in the closet, looking shell shocked. He is not very happy with me right now.

The stuff oozing out reminded me of the crap that Papa Khann normally posts. With that, I declare myself the antibiotic to his cesspool infection. Prepare to be irradicated, you foul germ. Damn the elevated white cell count, full speed ahead!

Edited to bold the name of the disease.

[ September 28, 2002, 06:32 PM: Message edited by: R_Leete ]

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Originally posted by YK2:

[QB]Awwwwwwwwwww sorry about your cat Mr Leete...

I'll refrain from singing now.

Ah, no need. Music soothes the savage beast, and all that. Actually, he seems to enjoy the wife's singing, but tends to avoid me when I do. No accounting for taste, is there?

And may I have some wine? It's been a most trying day. Some nice merlot, if you please.

Edited to add: I tend to agree with Firefly, regarding your sig! If you can post a song without editing, you aren't drinking enough.

[ September 28, 2002, 06:44 PM: Message edited by: R_Leete ]

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No whiskey, thank you. I have a nice bottle of white here. And several bottles of some terrible strawberry junk bought at the end of the wine tour last year.

Note to all: do not let the wife purchase cheap wine after indulging in too much desert wine. It tends toward the sickly sweet "wino-class" stuff. Not that that will keep me from drinking it once I'm through a couple of bottles of chardonay...

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I hate to interrupt when you're discussing the relative virtues of Boone's Farm Fruit Punch Wine-like Beverage and Chateau Cote du Rod Laver, but I just thought we should be aware that we may have an Anarchist in our midst.

Exhibit A:

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That fellow on the right in the Kevlar clamdiggers. Could it be our very own Andreas with just a bit of added chin fuzz by way of a disguise???

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Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu:

That fellow on the right in the Kevlar clamdiggers. Could it be our very own Andreas with just a bit of added chin fuzz by way of a disguise???

Errr ..*keeps looking to the upper Left of the photo*.. what fellow on the right?

Mace

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*Bottles jingling, a crash*

Okay ladies I've got four...errr three bottles of Strawberry Hill! A nice pink, and no corkscrew required!

For the gents, a couple of bottles of Mad Dog 20/20. Grape AND Orange!

Oh, and here, especial for Berli is this ice encrusted bottle of Night Train with a price sticker from 1983! Mmm, good!

Back down to get the Dr.Pepper and Everclear, be right back.

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Originally posted by Panzer Leader:

*Bottles jingling, a crash*

Okay ladies I've got four...errr three bottles of Strawberry Hill! A nice pink, and no corkscrew required!

For the gents, a couple of bottles of Mad Dog 20/20. Grape AND Orange!

Oh, and here, especial for Berli is this ice encrusted bottle of Night Train with a price sticker from 1983! Mmm, good!

Back down to get the Dr.Pepper and Everclear, be right back.

Got any Hot Damn!? My personal all time favorite beverage name.
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I think he must have tripped on something on the way back down to that cellar...

Either that or he's drinking the supplies..

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Panzy Leader our glasses are empty so get your sorry ass back up here with that RED WINE

It's so hard to find a good cellar boy these days..

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Originally posted by dalem:

Got any Hot Damn!? My personal all time favorite beverage name.

I have a friend who collects those little "taster" (airline size) bottles. As a result, I'm always on the lookout for any unusual brands or bottles. A couple of years ago, I was in this backwater town in Florida, and found one labeled "Rusty Zipper" brand whiskey. Kind of gives new meaning to "piss water". Never had the guts to see what it tasted like.

PL, hurry up. The Ladies are a-waiting, and you know it's bad to let a good buzz slip away. And damn you for breaking bottles. That's alcohol abuse in the worst way. Bad form, old chap.

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Originally posted by R_Leete:

As this seems to be an exceptionally bad month for cats, I have to post the following:

Killa, the 15 year old, fussy-old-man cat just had minor surgery. He had a nasty, infected cut on his face, a battle wound from the neighborhood cat wars. Very disgusting. I took him in, and they cleaned it out and shot him full of anti-biotics. They shaved the side of his face, poor guy. I imagine even Berli, lord of darkness would have trouble maintaining his image with half his beard shorn off. To a cat, this indignity is as much a burden as the actual pain of surgery. He is hiding in the closet, looking shell shocked. He is not very happy with me right now.

Sorry to hear your half-shaven pussy is a bit sore and sorry R_Leete.

A bit of pampering and massageing with Oil of Ulan should do the trick.

Trust me.

AJ

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