Andreas Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Originally posted by Hakko Ichiu: I'm taking this opportunity to rescue the MBT from the nether pages and to say that everyone owes me turns except Geier, but he's probably watching LOTR:TTT for the 4th consecutive time and is too busy criticising the knot density on the Ents to give a rats patootie. Feck!You are off to the pits that is London, aren't you? So stop whinging, well, actually, continue and you'll fit right in. You'll get a turn in January, and that is good enough for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Gamey updates - fought Elvis the Pelvis to a draw with the most beautifully executed combined arms attack he had ever seen. What did he learn from that? 1) Thou shalt cover the best approach into your defensive position 2) A strong main effort, while a single BA-64 pretends an attack on the rest of the map, surely confuses me. 3) If you want to play with Soviet SMG squads supported by two platoons of T34/85, you need to bring some more stamina than Luftwaffelfeldsoldaten do. 4) Taking one big flag and killing lots of Germans is enough for a draw. 5) When playing Andreas, sometimes you stand no chance when his beautifully conceived assault goes in, but at least it is nice to watch someone do something right for a change. Well, I hope he did learn all of these anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 Found in a discarded book in a chamber in Moria: Lost the last week of available time before Christmas to too much work. Discovered that we will be hosting family Christmas celebration. Awoke a dark evil hidden in the deeps as to how much extra work this was going to make for us. Holiday spirit died on the stairs defending against assault of rampant commercialism and sensory overload. Drums. Guests making plans. We're committed. We cannot escape. Setting up last defense around Christmas tree in living room. They are coming... .......... If I owe you a turn I will do my best to get it to you, but for a while they will be slower than Panzer Leader's wit, which in theory would require you to send turns to me, if you get my meaning. Simon: I have sent you the last turn twice in the last few weeks: are you as busy as I or should I resend? Happy Holiday of your choice, cretins! Lurk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted December 21, 2002 Share Posted December 21, 2002 WoOt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by Snarker: Further, you are a hill-billy. American regional convension says: Hatfields) Anyone west of you is a hill-billy. Lung Islund) Anyone east of you is a New Yorker. Cracker) Anyone south of you is a redneck. Eh?) Anyone north of you is a Canadian. Anyone else is an Aussie.Geography is as geography does. I'm just glad that in the grand scheme of things, I'm worlds above you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Lurker It is apparent to me that you and I will never get our "special" battle to determine who is the senior Squire, why dont you and I just work something out, and let the rest of these twits suck wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by Nidan1: Lurker It is apparent to me that you and I will never get our "special" battle to determine who is the senior Squire, why dont you and I just work something out, and let the rest of these twits suck wind.I figure any battle between you two guttersnipes will be a "special" battle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalin's Organ Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Darlin' you're hardly in any position to talk about special battles - being teh scardy cat you are - my 6 h/tracks, 1 P3, 1 Stug and 1 ammoless 38t have got his 3 companies of brave Russian peasants cowering in woods. So he surrenders!! Sigh - where's hte spine, the grit, the rallying of both remaining dogs and a hampster for the final counter attack? 90-10 to moi. Snickers will also be deligted to learn from this post that he lost too - but merely 60-40 IIRC. Both games go to prove that the REAL skill in this gameis selecting the side with the most points. I seem to have that in spades......sometimes. Alas Nobby's hordes of T34's have managed to find forward gear and decided to drive down the road to capture the objectives defended by the brave aryan defenders of civilisatoin. If it wasn't for the T60's he's got I probably wouldn't have killed a thing yet!! I hate Sturmoviks and am probably going to get my posterier paddled by the gamey Aussie git. But like that whale of a man sang - 2 out of 3 ain't bad! [ December 21, 2002, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 I've always said that dalem was a scardy cat, but no one would believe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I've always said that dalem was a scardy cat, but no one would believe me.You said The Titanic would make it to port, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: I've always said that dalem was a scardy cat, but no one would believe me.You said The Titanic would make it to port, too.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harv Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Hey! Lookee what I found on page 2!! Lazy bastiches Harv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 And headed there again. This would never have happened had Seanachai not been arrested last night on the Hennepin bridge wearing only some underwear on his head. Someone else's underwear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Cesspool Tournament of Winos Update Due to the recent increase in the budget of the Dept. of Defense, the Ladies of the Joint Chiefs have decided to outfit their army with all new uniforms of their own design. Each wino will have a uniform designed just for him. Naturally, all will have different colored uniforms and none will be olive drab (boring and WAY out of style). I've seen a few different designs they've come up with, and I'm really hoping the frilly pink goes to Joe Shaw. The only helmet that has been decided on is the one for Panzer Leader, which sports a large bullseye on both sides. Anyhoo, the battles cannot be arranged until the final decisions have been made regarding the uniforms. It seems The Ladies don't want to have two armies on the same battlefield that haven't been color-coordinated. When asked about using some of the increased funds to upgrade various weapons, the Ladies' official response was, "Pointy sticks are all they need to Die-A-Lot Now". There ya have it, the latest from the Joint Chiefs, direct from the shopping mall. Treeburst155, Squire to Senior Knight More-Arty, Defender of Lost Causes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: And headed there again. This would never have happened had Seanachai not been arrested last night on the Hennepin bridge wearing only some underwear on his head. Someone else's underwear.You must admit that it's a look he carries off quite well. Very jaunty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Shut up, Boo. The village will be mine. Prepare yourself for further tankectomies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by Leeo: Shut up, Boo. The village will be mine. Hey, knock yourself out. No, I mean it. I want you to render yourself even more unconscious than usual. Try throwing a 4lb. tap hammer in the air and then running underneath it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by Treeburst155: Cesspool Tournament of Winos Update Due to the recent increase in the budget of the Dept. of Defense, the Ladies of the Joint Chiefs have decided to outfit their army with all new uniforms of their own design. Each wino will have a uniform designed just for him. Naturally, all will have different colored uniforms and none will be olive drab (boring and WAY out of style). I've seen a few different designs they've come up with, and I'm really hoping the frilly pink goes to Joe Shaw. The only helmet that has been decided on is the one for Panzer Leader, which sports a large bullseye on both sides. Anyhoo, the battles cannot be arranged until the final decisions have been made regarding the uniforms. It seems The Ladies don't want to have two armies on the same battlefield that haven't been color-coordinated. When asked about using some of the increased funds to upgrade various weapons, the Ladies' official response was, "Pointy sticks are all they need to Die-A-Lot Now". There ya have it, the latest from the Joint Chiefs, direct from the shopping mall. Treeburst155, Squire to Senior Knight More-Arty, Defender of Lost CausesIt is so hard for us to make these big decisions until Emma and I finish drinking our wine....and then we might have to have another bottle after that.....and......maybe another... Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Where's Seanachai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: And headed there again. This would never have happened had Seanachai not been arrested last night on the Hennepin bridge wearing only some underwear on his head. Someone else's underwear.Dalem, maybe you should tell the whole story....like mentioning who was with the Gnome on the bridge and how you both wore each other's red underwear on your heads for Gnome hats...and how lucky you both were that Lar's cousin was the cop...Don't you just love Minneapolis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 22, 2002 Share Posted December 22, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: And headed there again. This would never have happened had Seanachai not been arrested last night on the Hennepin bridge wearing only some underwear on his head. Someone else's underwear.Dalem, maybe you should tell the whole story....like mentioning who was with the Gnome on the bridge and how you both wore each other's red underwear on your heads for Gnome hats...and how lucky you both were that Lar's cousin was the cop...Don't you just love Minneapolis. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: Dalem, maybe you should tell the whole story....like mentioning who was with the Gnome on the bridge and how you both wore each other's red underwear on your heads for Gnome hats...and how lucky you both were that Lar's cousin was the cop...Don't you just love Minneapolis. I deny that I remember any possibility that I may be able to recall any other details of that night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: And headed there again. This would never have happened had Seanachai not been arrested last night on the Hennepin bridge wearing only some underwear on his head. Someone else's underwear.Dalem, maybe you should tell the whole story....like mentioning who was with the Gnome on the bridge and how you both wore each other's red underwear on your heads for Gnome hats...and how lucky you both were that Lar's cousin was the cop...Don't you just love Minneapolis. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: Dalem, maybe you should tell the whole story....like mentioning who was with the Gnome on the bridge and how you both wore each other's red underwear on your heads for Gnome hats...and how lucky you both were that Lar's cousin was the cop...Don't you just love Minneapolis. I deny that I remember any possibility that I may be able to recall any other details of that night.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 23, 2002 Share Posted December 23, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: Yeah roight.. that's what they all say. BTW.... I couldn't help but notice that your Toadstool is much smaller than the Gnomes was it cold or somefink?I don't remember. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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