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Meanwhile, in an opulantly appointed chamber, the Faire Queen Emma lounges on a great pile of pillows while being fanned by four eunichs* (former tax attorneys I believe). A fift eunich* (defense attorney) waits nearby to refill her glass with a chilled Rhine wine.

Berli I hope you find the accomatations to your liking my queen. Please forgive me for the manner with which I brought you here, but the threat of Meeks is quite real. Not to worry, this is only temporary. I have a few arrangements to make and then you can return to your adoring subjects. Until then, if you are in need of anything, all efforts will be made to aquire it for you.

*Not my doing... I think its part of passing the bar

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

I'm making a map.

Italian, city and surrounding countryside.

Meeting engagement.

I'm trying to make it a bit...interesting.

Anyone want to play test it?

Is that why turns from you are as slow as from Joe ?

Send it with the regular turn.

Noba.

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I invited the waffle 30ot6 around for tea, crumpet and a challenge. Especially due to the glowing report he gave us.

Perhaps one of you with a lower status would be so kind to oblige?

Aces? I think the uber-babe Kitty had a chore for you. Please deal with this 30ot6 in your typical Marine way.

And don't forget to chuck some molten TNT his way! He likes that.

Mace

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Originally posted by Mace:

I invited the waffle 30ot6 around for tea, crumpet and a challenge. Especially due to the glowing report he gave us.

Perhaps one of you with a lower status would be so kind to oblige?

Aces? I think the uber-babe Kitty had a chore for you. Please deal with this 30ot6 in your typical Marine way.

And don't forget to chuck some molten TNT his way! He likes that.

Mace

Nice. Now Joe's going to go all postal again.

Steve

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Originally posted by Noba:

Is that why turns from you are as slow as from Joe ?

Noba.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

You get a daily fish slapping from me now, as it is. Are you saying you want more abuse heaped upon that pointy little head of yours?

Sure, I can do that, but I've witheld it so far because I know what a fragile and delicate bunch you Odstralyuns are.

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Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

I invited the waffle 30ot6 around for tea, crumpet and a challenge. Especially due to the glowing report he gave us.

Perhaps one of you with a lower status would be so kind to oblige?

Aces? I think the uber-babe Kitty had a chore for you. Please deal with this 30ot6 in your typical Marine way.

And don't forget to chuck some molten TNT his way! He likes that.

Mace

Nice. Now Joe's going to go all postal again.

Steve </font>

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Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace:

I invited the waffle 30ot6 around for tea, crumpet and a challenge. Especially due to the glowing report he gave us.

Perhaps one of you with a lower status would be so kind to oblige?

Aces? I think the uber-babe Kitty had a chore for you. Please deal with this 30ot6 in your typical Marine way.

And don't forget to chuck some molten TNT his way! He likes that.

Mace

Nice. Now Joe's going to go all postal again.

Steve </font>

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Hour 29 -- I'm beginning to see double.

*whispered* "Please, dear Lord, don't let any of those Cesspool scum come in here right now -- they're bad enough singly!"

This weekend really sucks. Turns are completed -- will be mailed out when I get home -- at this rate, circa 2025.

Steve

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Why Does It Always Rain On Me?

I can't sleep tonight

Everybody saying everything's alright

Still I can't close my eyes

I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights

Sunny days

Where have you gone?

I get the strangest feeling you belong

Why does it always rain on me?

Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

Why does it always rain on me?

Even when the sun is shining

I can't avoid the lightning

I can't stand myself

I'm being held up by an invisible man

Still life on a shelf when

I got my mind on something else

Sunny days

Where have you gone?

I get the strangest feeling you belong

Why does it always rain on me?

Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

Why does it always rain on me?

Even when the sun is shining

I can't avoid the lightning

Oh, where did the blue skies go?

And why is it raining so?

It's so cold

I can't sleep tonight

Everybody's saying everything's all right

Still I can't close my eyes

I'm seeing a tunnel at the end of the lights

Sunny days

Where have you gone?

I get the strangest feeling you belong

Why does it always rain on me?

Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

Even when the sun is shining

I can't avoid the lightning

Oh, where did the blue skies go?

And why is it raining so?

It's so cold

Why does it always rain on me?

Why does it always rain on....

Rain on me....

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Looks as if everyone's watching the Super Bowl...

Guess it's a good time to raid the fridge.

(Opens the fridge door, which is covered with poorly executed crayon drawings of sheep, each signed by Mace, a yellowed Post-It note from Joe, demanding to know who put the Ex-Lax in his Viagra) Ahh, that never gets old...(and magnets depicting every single Star Wars character ever devised...)

Hmmm, those must be dalem's.

So, what do we have in here...? Some Groat clusters, a jar of green Marachino cherries...some mung...crap, guess I'll just have to order come Chinese take out.

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Looks as if everyone's watching the Super Bowl...

Guess it's a good time to raid the fridge.

(Opens the fridge door, which is covered with poorly executed crayon drawings of sheep, each signed by Mace, a yellowed Post-It note from Joe, demanding to know who put the Ex-Lax in his Viagra) Ahh, that never gets old...(and magnets depicting every single Star Wars character ever devised...)

Hmmm, those must be dalem's.

So, what do we have in here...? Some Groat clusters, a jar of green Marachino cherries...some mung...crap, guess I'll just have to order come Chinese take out.

Too late. I already got it.

Hour 59 at the office.

Brief completed in rough draft form. Now, just need to edit it.

The crackling of thunder has gotten louder in the last few hours. I hope that doesn't mean we are about to lose powe

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Somewhere, lost in the frozen wastelands of the north, is a run down hovel with a pink door. From inside can be heard a sound that would be best described as a cross between a chain saw and a tortured cat... Yes, Seanachai has drunk himself senseless again...

Berli Gnome? GNOME? PILLOCK! Hmmm... dead to the world. Good, he'll never suspect...

A syringe of the Gnome's blood (about 80 proof I suspect) is quickly filled

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

...tiptoes in, takes Joe's Viagra and exchanges it for Ex-Lax.

Tiptoes out.

HAH! As if I wouldn't know the difference! Viagra is blue pal and Ex ... uh ... that is ... so I've been told, from what I understand you see and ... uh .... hmmmmmm

Joe

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