Snarker Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 You owe me, Suit-O-Persimmons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by Snarker: Not off this page yet????? Let me guess - you didn't like something on page 3. Tell me what it was, so I can copy it over here!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Originally posted by Von Paulus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> This could explain why some other nations were never invaded by the German Army during World War 2. For example, the city once known as El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula in the United States. Of course, I'm sure some Germans had heard of its shortened form, Los Angeles, or even plain LA. I don't count a handful of saboteurs as an invasion, either. Then there's the village of LlanfairÂpwllgwynÂgyllgoÂgerychwyrnÂdrobwllÂllantyÂsilioÂgogogoch in Wales. No German's there. Also, no Germans tried storming the hill of TetaumataÂwhakatangihangaÂkoauaÂoÂtamateaÂurehaeaturipukaÂpihimaungaÂhoroÂnukuÂpokaiwhenuaaÂkitanaÂrahu in New Zealand. Last of all, the city of KrungÂthepÂmahaÂnakornÂamornÂratanaÂkosinÂmahintarÂayutthayÂamahaÂdilokÂphopÂnoppaÂratrajathaniÂburiromÂudomÂrajaniwesÂmahasatÂharnÂamornÂphimarnÂavatarnÂsathitÂsakkattiyaÂvisanuka mprasit. managed to avoid the Germans, too. I suppose it would have been easier writing the orders for an invasion of Bangkok. Sounds like the finest deception tactics coming from some clever mayors Next then, France has some secret projects to decieve any eventual enemy invasion : This is the key to win a war Paulus </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Off to wallow in nature. I shall be taking copious amounts of fermented, distilled and refined beverages to stave off the electronic DTs which should kick once my cerebrum realizes that those lights are not flickering near fast enough to be some form of electronic distraction. No turns til Sunday at the earliest. Ta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Pseudo! -- stop posting your Sun-induced ravings on the GF and send me my turn! :mad: This pinko needs to take out his frustrations on your neo-con pixeltruppen! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 Mace's translation service: combie - VW van. vegemite - salty yeast extract spread. Yummy! Best eaten by a large spoon ( muahahahahahaha! :mad: :mad: ) Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 25, 2004 Share Posted June 25, 2004 and the best for last..... chunder - vomit. btw I'm disapointed. That one's not even chunky!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 25, 2004 Author Share Posted June 25, 2004 Mace's dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 What's with you silly Brits? The Shee-pee at the Glastonbury Festival. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 LONDON, June 15 (AFP) - The line-up might include Paul McCartney and Oasis, but there is little doubt what will be the highlight of this year's Glastonbury Festival for around half the attendees -- women-only toilets. The pink-hued "Shee-pee" urinals are set to offer women at the famous British music event, which begins on June 25, a welcome relief from one of its more unsavoury elements. Toilet facilities at the festival in rural southwest England traditionally deteriorate throughout its three days to a level which, in other circumstances, would likely merit United Nations intervention. However this year women who have imbibed one glass too many of organic cider will be able to use the special facilities, located on either side of the festival's main music stage. These will even be manned by uniformed concierges to ensure no men stray in, organisers said Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Von Paulus: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> This could explain why some other nations were never invaded by the German Army during World War 2. For example, the city once known as El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula in the United States. Of course, I'm sure some Germans had heard of its shortened form, Los Angeles, or even plain LA. I don't count a handful of saboteurs as an invasion, either. Then there's the village of LlanfairÂpwllgwynÂgyllgoÂgerychwyrnÂdrobwllÂllantyÂsilioÂgogogoch in Wales. No German's there. Also, no Germans tried storming the hill of TetaumataÂwhakatangihangaÂkoauaÂoÂtamateaÂurehaeaturipukaÂpihimaungaÂhoroÂnukuÂpokaiwhenuaaÂkitanaÂrahu in New Zealand. Last of all, the city of KrungÂthepÂmahaÂnakornÂamornÂratanaÂkosinÂmahintarÂayutthayÂamahaÂdilokÂphopÂnoppaÂratrajathaniÂburiromÂudomÂrajaniwesÂmahasatÂharnÂamornÂphimarnÂavatarnÂsathitÂsakkattiyaÂvisanuka mprasit. managed to avoid the Germans, too. I suppose it would have been easier writing the orders for an invasion of Bangkok. Sounds like the finest deception tactics coming from some clever mayors Next then, France has some secret projects to decieve any eventual enemy invasion : This is the key to win a war Paulus </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 Send me a turn you freak! I need to get rid of this embarasink signeture. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 Going for a walk with Paula. When I get back, WWI story. Not that you maggots deserve it. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Going for a walk with Paula. Dare we hope you slip the leash and chase car tires until you're lost??? :mad: :mad: Turn's out! Turn's out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 GARAGARAGARAGARAGARGRGHARAGARA! I've sunk to a depth that I thought I would never reach. Yep, posting here amid you hosers on a Fri. night. I had a second date set up w/ a nice 26 yr old blonde with wonderful assets. She canceled at the last minute-work stress. :mad: So I'm stuck getting "satisfaction" another way...Booze and CMAK or CMBB...So do any of you mega-maggots have an open slot for a QB or two???? Send a set-up. Anything that has 'splodies, tin thingies, and all forms of molten TNT. Since the blonde can't spank me, you can :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGARAGARAGARFARARRARAFFFAAAARRRG I have to settle for self-satisfaction at CMAK too ????? :mad: :eek: :mad: :eek: :mad: :eek: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 Originally posted by Watson & Crick: GARAGARAGARAGARAGARGRGHARAGARA! I've sunk to a depth that I thought I would never reach. Yep, posting here amid you hosers on a Fri. night. I had a second date set up w/ a nice 26 yr old blonde with wonderful assets. She canceled at the last minute-work stress. :mad: Washing her hair, is she? Send along your worst to jasonballantyne_at_sympatico.ca CMBB if you please. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 And yes, it's taking me longer to write my drivel than I expected. Plus, I need to figure out my webspace at sympatico to post a picture or two. I downloaded an FTP program. This should be interesting. Blame any massive blackouts in the next 12 hours on me. :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted June 26, 2004 Author Share Posted June 26, 2004 And you do realize the young lady was still in diapers when you were on the way to realizing girls were no longer the enemy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted June 26, 2004 Share Posted June 26, 2004 Yes, I realize the young lady is a bit younger than me. Why she wants to go out with a bald mad scientist is beyond me. But why try to rationalize the irrational???? What is up with that email address? Do you have some sort of filter that blocks Der Kessell scenarios? I cannot get outlook to send the file to that address. :mad: Any hints????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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