Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 You will come here. You will post. Everyone will tell you that you are too stupid to live. You are. Post again. When you post again, make it mean something. Show us who you are. Make being who you are mean something. We like people to mean something. There are such precipices here! Such sudden stops! Don't look at your feet. You'll become disoriented, and probably throw up. If you throw up, try and spatter on someone else who's just as lost and clueless. Never fear about being lost and clueless. Everyone begins lost and clueless. Show a proper reverence. Reverence is is due to the Ladies of the 'Pool. Take your tone from those who've gone before you. Bow before no man. Insult no man through a lack of reverence. You are here to say 'I am here'. Many have gone before you. Most of them were just as fecking stupid as you are. And we now treasure the fact that they were stupid. Most of them are still stupid. But even the worst of them knows more than you do. You've come here to Challenge. You'll be insulted. You'll be dismissed. You'll wonder why you came. But if you stay, and post, and Challenge, you'll become part of a Brotherhood that does not fade. That does not fail. You'll be one of us. And we'll send the proper notices to your family. If you're here to simply say 'yeah, I posted there', then you have our pity. How empty your life must be. But if you are accepted here, you will never lack for those who hate you. And, even in your most desperate moment, you will not be alone. We will always be beside you. You will never be alone. Now, single out some stupid bugger, and challenge him to a game. The Justicar will be along shortly to make you raise one leg, and cough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 You will come here. You will post. Everyone will tell you that you are too stupid to live. You are. Post again. When you post again, make it mean something. Show us who you are. Make being who you are mean something. We like people to mean something. There are such precipices here! Such sudden stops! Don't look at your feet. You'll become disoriented, and probably throw up. If you throw up, try and spatter on someone else who's just as lost and clueless. Never fear about being lost and clueless. Everyone begins lost and clueless. Show a proper reverence. Reverence is is due to the Ladies of the 'Pool. Take your tone from those who've gone before you. Bow before no man. Insult no man through a lack of reverence. You are here to say 'I am here'. Many have gone before you. Most of them were just as fecking stupid as you are. And we now treasure the fact that they were stupid. Most of them are still stupid. But even the worst of them knows more than you do. You've come here to Challenge. You'll be insulted. You'll be dismissed. You'll wonder why you came. But if you stay, and post, and Challenge, you'll become part of a Brotherhood that does not fade. That does not fail. You'll be one of us. And we'll send the proper notices to your family. If you're here to simply say 'yeah, I posted there', then you have our pity. How empty your life must be. But if you are accepted here, you will never lack for those who hate you. And, even in your most desperate moment, you will not be alone. We will always be beside you. You will never be alone. Now, single out some stupid bugger, and challenge him to a game. The Justicar will be along shortly to make you raise one leg, and cough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 We will always be beside you. You will never be alone. When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm Is a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 We will always be beside you. You will never be alone. When you walk through a storm Hold your head up high And don't be afraid of the dark At the end of the storm Is a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Tho' your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone You'll never walk alone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Oh deary, deary me. What, is that a smile on my face? Perhaps the Fair Emma has posted? Berli told me that the world might be full of anger and sadness. Who can stay angry, or sad, when our own Lady of the 'Pool has posted? Stay with us, Emma dear. On Friday I'm off to see your small namesake chase doggies all around the room. She's real good at it. Those damn dogs don't know which way to turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Oh deary, deary me. What, is that a smile on my face? Perhaps the Fair Emma has posted? Berli told me that the world might be full of anger and sadness. Who can stay angry, or sad, when our own Lady of the 'Pool has posted? Stay with us, Emma dear. On Friday I'm off to see your small namesake chase doggies all around the room. She's real good at it. Those damn dogs don't know which way to turn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 When I'm happy, when I'm happy, Singing all the while, I don't need nobody then To show me how to smile. When I've been out on the spree, Toddling down the street, With this little melody Everyone I greet; Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago, And it's gone right to my head. Wherever I may roam, On land or sea or foam. You will always hear me singing this song: Show me the way to go home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 When I'm happy, when I'm happy, Singing all the while, I don't need nobody then To show me how to smile. When I've been out on the spree, Toddling down the street, With this little melody Everyone I greet; Show me the way to go home, I'm tired and I want to go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago, And it's gone right to my head. Wherever I may roam, On land or sea or foam. You will always hear me singing this song: Show me the way to go home. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Will you please keep it down?!?!? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Will you please keep it down?!?!? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Will you please keep it down?!?!? :mad: Silly girl. No, we won't. We shall wrap our glad noise around the very stars. For there are none like us. Or you. Or any of us. Or anything. What was I saying? Hell, let's everyone dance. Or sing. For tonight, I know, that someone is looking down on us all. Someone who's hair flows like the milky way. Who loves us all. Mind, she thought most of you buggers were as daft as a brush. Have you ever seen such stars? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Will you please keep it down?!?!? :mad: Silly girl. No, we won't. We shall wrap our glad noise around the very stars. For there are none like us. Or you. Or any of us. Or anything. What was I saying? Hell, let's everyone dance. Or sing. For tonight, I know, that someone is looking down on us all. Someone who's hair flows like the milky way. Who loves us all. Mind, she thought most of you buggers were as daft as a brush. Have you ever seen such stars? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 You're drunk again. :mad: Shut up. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 You're drunk again. :mad: Shut up. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 ooooOOOOOh, Party! Where's the booze? *heads for the bath* Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 ooooOOOOOh, Party! Where's the booze? *heads for the bath* Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: You're drunk again. :mad: Shut up. :mad: They rise up, they rise up, they rise up, They rise up head first Drunk, am I? And what will you do about it, Mistress Kitty? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: You're drunk again. :mad: Shut up. :mad: They rise up, they rise up, they rise up, They rise up head first Drunk, am I? And what will you do about it, Mistress Kitty? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: You're drunk again. :mad: Shut up. :mad: They rise up, they rise up, they rise up, They rise up head first Drunk, am I? And what will you do about it, Mistress Kitty? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: You're drunk again. :mad: Shut up. :mad: They rise up, they rise up, they rise up, They rise up head first Drunk, am I? And what will you do about it, Mistress Kitty? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macphail Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 "You'll become disoriented, and probably throw up" Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macphail Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 "You'll become disoriented, and probably throw up" Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by KG_Steiner: "You'll become disoriented, and probably throw up" Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No! Sing. Sing us a jolly singsong, you silly little bugger. We like a good singsong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 21, 2004 Author Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by KG_Steiner: "You'll become disoriented, and probably throw up" Where am I? baaaaarrrffff!!!!! How prophetic. Can i go home now? No! Sing. Sing us a jolly singsong, you silly little bugger. We like a good singsong. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 21, 2004 Share Posted September 21, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: We like a good singsong. It's not a proper Aussie party until the AC/DCs songs are sung, offkey and somewhat drunkenly. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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