Kitty Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 I'm not sending any more turns until I can get rid of these damn ants! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Do any of you maggots know how to get rid of ants?!?! :mad: I've got about 1,000,000 ants coming into my kitchen!!!!! :mad: I've tried stepping on them but there's too friggin' many of the little slithering bastards!! GARRR GAG G GHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Drown them in vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 I'm not sending any more turns until I can get rid of these damn ants! :mad: :mad: :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Do any of you maggots know how to get rid of ants?!?! :mad: I've got about 1,000,000 ants coming into my kitchen!!!!! :mad: I've tried stepping on them but there's too friggin' many of the little slithering bastards!! GARRR GAG G GHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Drown them in vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Drown them in vodka. GARGAR RAGR GAGG! Nice try you fat bellied kraut!! If I pour vodka on the ground it'll just make the mold in the basement worse!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Drown them in vodka. GARGAR RAGR GAGG! Nice try you fat bellied kraut!! If I pour vodka on the ground it'll just make the mold in the basement worse!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Drown them in vodka. GARGAR RAGR GAGG! Nice try you fat bellied kraut!! If I pour vodka on the ground it'll just make the mold in the basement worse!! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 17, 2004 Author Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121: Drown them in vodka. GARGAR RAGR GAGG! Nice try you fat bellied kraut!! If I pour vodka on the ground it'll just make the mold in the basement worse!! :mad: </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Do any of you maggots know how to get rid of ants?!?! :mad: I've got about 1,000,000 ants coming into my kitchen!!!!! :mad: I've tried stepping on them but there's too friggin' many of the little slithering bastards!! GARRR GAG G GHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: There is this wonderful stuff made by raid. It is like the roach motel, except for ants. Place the bait in one of the trails. The ants enter, eat some bait and the ants bring the poison back to the hive They spit it up the "food" for the queen ant, she eats it, dies and then the whole colony eventually die. Mass death at its best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Do any of you maggots know how to get rid of ants?!?! :mad: I've got about 1,000,000 ants coming into my kitchen!!!!! :mad: I've tried stepping on them but there's too friggin' many of the little slithering bastards!! GARRR GAG G GHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: There is this wonderful stuff made by raid. It is like the roach motel, except for ants. Place the bait in one of the trails. The ants enter, eat some bait and the ants bring the poison back to the hive They spit it up the "food" for the queen ant, she eats it, dies and then the whole colony eventually die. Mass death at its best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Then light it on fire. Hmmm. That might work. Back soon. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Then light it on fire. Hmmm. That might work. Back soon. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 So I should set the Raid on fire too? Cool. Back soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 So I should set the Raid on fire too? Cool. Back soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Drown them in vodka. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR GGFGHGHGHGHGHGHFGG GGGGG GARG! :mad: :mad: :mad: DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH A BOTTLE OF VODKA COSTS?!!! :mad: In my vast experience, it's better to drink the whole bottle of vodka, pass out, and as a result no longer care about the ants. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: Drown them in vodka. GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRR GGFGHGHGHGHGHGHFGG GGGGG GARG! :mad: :mad: :mad: DO YOU REALISE HOW MUCH A BOTTLE OF VODKA COSTS?!!! :mad: In my vast experience, it's better to drink the whole bottle of vodka, pass out, and as a result no longer care about the ants. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: There will be plenty of turns tonight for you seminiferous tubule lacking warthogs. I'll be around except for America's Most Wanted (my deepest, darkest guilty pleasure). Pathetic, ain't it? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Watson & Crick: There will be plenty of turns tonight for you seminiferous tubule lacking warthogs. I'll be around except for America's Most Wanted (my deepest, darkest guilty pleasure). Pathetic, ain't it? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Do any of you maggots know how to get rid of ants?!?! :mad: I've got about 1,000,000 ants coming into my kitchen!!!!! :mad: I've tried stepping on them but there's too friggin' many of the little slithering bastards!! GARRR GAG G GHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Introduce a different and hostile species of ants and enjoy the entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Do any of you maggots know how to get rid of ants?!?! :mad: I've got about 1,000,000 ants coming into my kitchen!!!!! :mad: I've tried stepping on them but there's too friggin' many of the little slithering bastards!! GARRR GAG G GHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Introduce a different and hostile species of ants and enjoy the entertainment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Do any of you maggots know how to get rid of ants?!?! :mad: I've got about 1,000,000 ants coming into my kitchen!!!!! :mad: I've tried stepping on them but there's too friggin' many of the little slithering bastards!! GARRR GAG G GHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Introduce a different and hostile species of ants and enjoy the entertainment. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Originally posted by PseudoSimonds: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Do any of you maggots know how to get rid of ants?!?! :mad: I've got about 1,000,000 ants coming into my kitchen!!!!! :mad: I've tried stepping on them but there's too friggin' many of the little slithering bastards!! GARRR GAG G GHHHHH :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Introduce a different and hostile species of ants and enjoy the entertainment. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Woot Woot beer time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson & Crick Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Woot Woot beer time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 GARR GARG GRRRRRR GGGGG HHHHHHH! I'm so mad!!!!! :mad: I put the poison and vodka on the floor like you all said and lit the whole thing on fire!! Apparently, those ant traps are combustable because they started cooking off like toe-popper landmines! :mad: This spewed flaming vodka onto the curtains, which caught on fire. I tried throwing some what I THOUGHT was water on it but it turned out to be Bacardi 151 which I had previously put into a plastic jug! GAR RGAR G! :mad: Now my kitchen is a smoldering pile of ashes, Skunknads is furious and I have no more liquor!!!!! GGGGGGG GGGGGGGG HHHHHH RRRR GGGG! :mad: :mad: :mad: No more turns until I get this $#%@ing place rebuilt! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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