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Thanks to Aces_and_8s for the inspiration in the old thread.

The waffle and the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> should be friends,

Oh, the waffle and the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> should be friends.

One man likes to play for keeps, the other likes to chase his sheep,

But that's no reason why they cain't be friends.

CM folks should stick together,

CM folks should all be pals.

<font size=1>Penguins</font size=1> dance with Waffles' daughters,

Waffles dance with the <font size=1>penguins'</font size=1> gals.

Broadway may never be the same. tongue.gif:Dtongue.gif:D

And here, for the edification of those who are unfamiliar with the American musical theater, are the original lyrics from Rogers and Hammerstein's Pulitzer Prize-winning "Oklahoma". These are presented so you illiterates can see I didn't make this up:

Song: The Farmer And The Cowman

The farmer and the cowman should be friends,

Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends.

One man likes to push a plough, the other likes to chase a cow,

But that's no reason why they cain't be friends.

Territory folks should stick together,

Territory folks should all be pals.

Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,

Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals.

I'd like to say a word for the farmer,

He come out west and made a lot of changes

He come out west and built a lot of fences,

And built 'em right acrost our cattle ranges.

The farmer and the cowman should be friends,

Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends.

The cowman ropes a cow with ease, the farmer steals her butter and cheese,

But that's no reason why they cain't be friends

Territory folks should stick together,

Territory folks should all be pals.

Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,

Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals.

I'd like to teach you all a little sayin'

And learn the words by heart the way you should

I don't say I'm no better than anybody else,

But I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good!

I don't say I'm no better than anybody else,

But I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good!

Territory folks should stick together,

Territory folks should all be pals.

Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,

Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals!

[ March 05, 2004, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

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Thanks to Aces_and_8s for the inspiration in the old thread.

The waffle and the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> should be friends,

Oh, the waffle and the <font size=1>penguin</font size=1> should be friends.

One man likes to play for keeps, the other likes to chase his sheep,

But that's no reason why they cain't be friends.

CM folks should stick together,

CM folks should all be pals.

<font size=1>Penguins</font size=1> dance with Waffles' daughters,

Waffles dance with the <font size=1>penguins'</font size=1> gals.

Broadway may never be the same. tongue.gif:Dtongue.gif:D

And here, for the edification of those who are unfamiliar with the American musical theater, are the original lyrics from Rogers and Hammerstein's Pulitzer Prize-winning "Oklahoma". These are presented so you illiterates can see I didn't make this up:

Song: The Farmer And The Cowman

The farmer and the cowman should be friends,

Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends.

One man likes to push a plough, the other likes to chase a cow,

But that's no reason why they cain't be friends.

Territory folks should stick together,

Territory folks should all be pals.

Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,

Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals.

I'd like to say a word for the farmer,

He come out west and made a lot of changes

He come out west and built a lot of fences,

And built 'em right acrost our cattle ranges.

The farmer and the cowman should be friends,

Oh, the farmer and the cowman should be friends.

The cowman ropes a cow with ease, the farmer steals her butter and cheese,

But that's no reason why they cain't be friends

Territory folks should stick together,

Territory folks should all be pals.

Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,

Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals.

I'd like to teach you all a little sayin'

And learn the words by heart the way you should

I don't say I'm no better than anybody else,

But I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good!

I don't say I'm no better than anybody else,

But I'll be damned if I ain't jist as good!

Territory folks should stick together,

Territory folks should all be pals.

Cowboys dance with farmer's daughters,

Farmers dance with the ranchers' gals!

[ March 05, 2004, 06:50 PM: Message edited by: Dave H ]

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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Have you gone mad man? :mad: :mad:

I guess this is as good a time as ever to tell youze guyz (and girrlzz) that Snarker and I are working on a Waffle vs. Peng scenario.

It will be out when it's done.

Why do I have the feeling that this will be a rather one-sided affair...
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

Have you gone mad man? :mad: :mad:

I guess this is as good a time as ever to tell youze guyz (and girrlzz) that Snarker and I are working on a Waffle vs. Peng scenario.

It will be out when it's done.

Why do I have the feeling that this will be a rather one-sided affair...
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Stop that, Dave H !!! What Broadway show was that from? The Hoosier the Waffles Stuffed in the Well and Poured Molten TNT In After Him and then Dropped 500

Pounds of Angryolized 'Splodies on Top Before Throwing a Lit Match In ?????? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Stop that, Dave H !!! What Broadway show was that from? The Hoosier the Waffles Stuffed in the Well and Poured Molten TNT In After Him and then Dropped 500

Pounds of Angryolized 'Splodies on Top Before Throwing a Lit Match In ?????? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Have you gone mad man? :mad: :mad:

I guess this is as good a time as ever to tell youze guyz (and girrlzz) that Snarker and I are working on a Waffle vs. Peng scenario.

It will be out when it's done.

Why do I have the feeling that this will be a rather one-sided affair... </font>
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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Have you gone mad man? :mad: :mad:

I guess this is as good a time as ever to tell youze guyz (and girrlzz) that Snarker and I are working on a Waffle vs. Peng scenario.

It will be out when it's done.

Why do I have the feeling that this will be a rather one-sided affair... </font>
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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Have you gone mad man? :mad: :mad:

I guess this is as good a time as ever to tell youze guyz (and girrlzz) that Snarker and I are working on a Waffle vs. Peng scenario.

It will be out when it's done.

Why do I have the feeling that this will be a rather one-sided affair... </font>
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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

Have you gone mad man? :mad: :mad:

I guess this is as good a time as ever to tell youze guyz (and girrlzz) that Snarker and I are working on a Waffle vs. Peng scenario.

It will be out when it's done.

Why do I have the feeling that this will be a rather one-sided affair... </font>
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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:

I miss the Ost Front.

There, I admitted it. I feel much better.

I'm with you. Me and that wacky pilot Glantz. </font>
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Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:

I miss the Ost Front.

There, I admitted it. I feel much better.

I'm with you. Me and that wacky pilot Glantz. </font>
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:

I miss the Ost Front.

There, I admitted it. I feel much better.

I'm with you. Me and that wacky pilot Glantz. </font>
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Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Snarker:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Axe2121:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:

I miss the Ost Front.

There, I admitted it. I feel much better.

I'm with you. Me and that wacky pilot Glantz. </font>
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