Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: No no no, Yeknod, the computer died. Oh... [thinks a bit] [swings the tail] [... and again, just to check] *sniff*... slap it with a peeled banana. Yeknod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You should talk, you Vampyre Porn watching degenerate. NOT MY FAULT!!!!! How was I suposed to know that Best Buy sold porn movies? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You should talk, you Vampyre Porn watching degenerate. NOT MY FAULT!!!!! How was I suposed to know that Best Buy sold porn movies? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: You should talk, you Vampyre Porn watching degenerate. NOT MY FAULT!!!!! How was I suposed to know that Best Buy sold porn movies? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Bend the Darkness Over and Drive it to Detroit"? What does it take to scream 'soft core porn' in your face, O Prince of Badly Made Undead Blue Films? That woulda worked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Scream whatever your heart feels into a man's face, you . . . I'll let you complete the sentence for me. =) Kitty Begone, Vixen, and bring me Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men! I want to do some serious Shame Prancing! Anyone have a cigar? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Scream whatever your heart feels into a man's face, you . . . I'll let you complete the sentence for me. =) Kitty Begone, Vixen, and bring me Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men! I want to do some serious Shame Prancing! Anyone have a cigar? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Anyone have a cigar? Planning on going far? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Anyone have a cigar? Planning on going far? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Anyone have a cigar? Planning on going far? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Anyone have a cigar? Planning on going far? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Leave in an hour, you've had enough. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Moriarty: Leave in an hour, you've had enough. Not so fast . . . thinking about giving him 13. Stock. For men on pain of being exposed publicly. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 ... I'm just very thankful it weren't diced pineapple. That would have caused a small conflagration... or worse, yer explosive bowl of exotic fruit salad with yer chunks of guava, mango, more diced pineapple and wotnot... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: ... I'm just very thankful it weren't diced pineapple. That would have caused a small conflagration... or worse, yer explosive bowl of exotic fruit salad with yer chunks of guava, mango, more diced pineapple and wotnot... "Explosive bowel of exotic fruit salad?" oh my god...*vomits* I'll be away for a while. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Not so fast . . . thinking about giving him 13. Stock. For men on pain of being exposed publicly. Kitty Kitty, I require Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men! Have I not likened you unto a summer day, with whips? (well, not here, but privately, to be sure). Have I not always made you welcome? Have not I, in conjunction with the other Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread, always allowed that your various rather disturbing whims should be given the nod? Now all I ask is that I be allowed Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men. Something about it simply speaks to me. I hear it whisper: Seanachai, this is the Mask of Shame you've been destined for all your life. This is you, lad! As an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread to a Lady of the 'Pool, I ask of you this one mark of favour: Grant that I might wear Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Not so fast . . . thinking about giving him 13. Stock. For men on pain of being exposed publicly. Kitty Kitty, I require Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men! Have I not likened you unto a summer day, with whips? (well, not here, but privately, to be sure). Have I not always made you welcome? Have not I, in conjunction with the other Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread, always allowed that your various rather disturbing whims should be given the nod? Now all I ask is that I be allowed Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men. Something about it simply speaks to me. I hear it whisper: Seanachai, this is the Mask of Shame you've been destined for all your life. This is you, lad! As an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread to a Lady of the 'Pool, I ask of you this one mark of favour: Grant that I might wear Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Not so fast . . . thinking about giving him 13. Stock. For men on pain of being exposed publicly. Kitty Kitty, I require Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men! Have I not likened you unto a summer day, with whips? (well, not here, but privately, to be sure). Have I not always made you welcome? Have not I, in conjunction with the other Olde Ones of the Peng Challenge Thread, always allowed that your various rather disturbing whims should be given the nod? Now all I ask is that I be allowed Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men. Something about it simply speaks to me. I hear it whisper: Seanachai, this is the Mask of Shame you've been destined for all your life. This is you, lad! As an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread to a Lady of the 'Pool, I ask of you this one mark of favour: Grant that I might wear Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: These masks of shame must be earned, otherwise they are meaningless. Kitty I see your point. But, I ask you, have I not earned a Mask of Shame? Consider the length of my average post. Consider my abusiveness. Consider that I called someone a...well, consider that we are perhaps, in a strange way, kindred spirits. Now, as to whether I may ask for Number 15, the Mask of Shame...For Men. Consider that I have always stood by 'Roo. Consider that, forsaking all others, I chose Australia as my Most Hated Enemy. One doesn't do that lightly. Taking a Most Hated Enemy...that's like marriage. You're together until death do you part. Although, mind you, I'm not carrying Mace or any of that lot over the threshold. I don't know where they've been. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I vote that he be given #19, Shame Flute-for bad musicians. God knows, we have suffered through enough of his ghastly sing-songs to justify that. Famine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I suppose me rubber gnome needs a mask of shame... hum-de-hum-de-hoo *peers around paddock for the occasional unconscious fat hunting owl* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Dame Kitty, just because Berli does it doesn't mean it's right ... in fact a strong case could be made that if Berli does it, it's WRONG! Rules are for our protection dear Lady, they should be cherished and nurtured, allowed to flower into greater and greater beauty as time goes by ... here, allow me to show you what I mean from a previous incarnation of the MBT: The CESSPOOL OFFICIAL RULES*eyes get heavy* ZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (ii) Let’s cut to the chase here, shall we … SOD OFF! (XIV) Aha, one of THOSE are we? Dense as a brick no doubt and with an incomplete sense of What’s Right. Well allow me to clarify then … SOD OFF NOW!ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz *mumbles* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (1.43) If you don’t know FOR SURE that you belong here and are One Of US, then you are NOT and you are, in fact, an SSN, a Scum Sucking Newbie and there is nothing in this world or the next that is lower than you. You should really leave now. You will be ridiculed, derided, scoffed at, disparaged, mocked and distained and THAT will be if we’re in a GOOD mood. You shouldn’t let this happen to you, you should just ... SOD OFF! (ref. e) Now I’ve no doubt whatever that you are droll beyond comparison … I’ve also no doubt that you drool beyond belief and if you think you’d fit in here anyway, YOU ARE WRONG SO SOD OFF. ( Haven't you SODDED OFF yet? This DOES get tiresome you know. Oh you’re not the first, not even the Eleventy First as Bilbo might say. And we tell them all the same thing, to wit (or some portion of that amount in YOUR case), this is the PENG CHALLENGE THREAD, the operative word being CHALLENGE! Therefore, if you choose not to Sod Off, and we DO encourage that option most strongly, Challenge someone … that’s some ONE PERSON, not the CessPool as a Hole … to a game of CM. Otherwise we’ll know that you are here just to dip your little toe in the water and then scurry off back to the outerboard and tell your friends with a disdainful sniff that you’ve been in the CessPool, donchaknow, wasn’t much and you decided not to stick around.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzzz *turns over* zZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzz {You have TWO choices, which would be equivalent to the number of nostrils you have available for delving into with your fingers, either post your email and general location in your profile or SOD OFF! We don’t accept strangers in these parts and you’re about as strange as they come} {34} WHEN you challenge, assuming that you don’t just Sod Off, challenge an SSN … maybe a Squire, but your challenge of a Knight will be ignored as beneath their notice which it of course is. Post your AARs, for it is by your words that you will be judged and deemed, in your case, to be EMINENTLY UNWORTHY. Some OTHER SSN, not you certainly, May attract the notice of a Knight and MIGHT be proposed to be Serf. After that the Sun could, I suppose, rise in the West OR, alternatively, THAT serf might be chosen as Squire to said Knight. After that … well, let’s not get ahead of ourselves shall we? You’ll be Sodding Off shortly in any case once you realize what a loathsome creature you really are.zzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz {Uiv} SOUND OFF LIKE YA GOT A PAIR! You SHOULD sound off to your opponents and to those whom you'd challenge. But sound off with some humor for the love of Pete or Gawd as you choose. We are looking for MEN of a certain ... STYLE, men of WIT, men of HUMOR ... and women … well, just women would cover it I think. {87/87) Do NOT sound off ABOUT your pair. We tolerate no racial, sexual, political or ethnic crusades ... only good old-fashioned PERSONAL attacks. Remember, however, that there are Ladies of the Pool about and it wouldn’t do, oh no it wouldn’t do AT ALL to engage in personal attacks with THEM! Who are they you ask … do I LOOK like Directory Assistance? Figure it out … or SOD OFF!ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz {We’ve had people who wandered in, posted once or twice and were never seen again. In MOST cases this a GOOD thing and an option you should consider. If, however, you expect to be a part of the CessPool … and YOU certainly shouldn’t … then be aware that you will expected to contribute to the community on a regular basis. You should make us laugh, chortle, giggle (in the case of Bauhaus and guffaw. This is your task … YOU will fail, so best just to SOD OFF.} 1. {vii} Have Half A Brain, this will be a stretch for most SSNs but give it a shot. When (or in YOUR case on the rare occassion IF) you taunt someone, make it memorable ... otherwise, HELLO, we won't remember you. zzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzz {Don't} think that just because you're good at CM that you have a place HERE! We don't care ... we care about taunting, insulting and generally being Gamey, underhanded swine. That's right ... GAMEY ... we LIKE GAMEY because the Outerboards DON'T. {([])} One final word of warning, SOD OFF! [/QB]ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzz! Oh! *wakes with a start* Is he finished yet? *rubs sleep out of eyes* Oh yeh, some adendas to the rule purr) A Lady is ALWAYS right! Mew) Aussies hate positions of Authority and ignore rules when it suites them. 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Mace Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm not carrying Mace or any of that lot over the threshold. I don't know where they've been. I've been right here. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I suppose me rubber gnome needs a mask of shame... hum-de-hum-de-hooHey, a donkey of shame! One of your relatives? *ignores stunned owls scattered throughout paddock* Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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