tiny_tanker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I'm just trying to make your life more interesting Berli, by interesting I mean annoying purly for my enjoyment. Actually my comuter wasn't suicidle.... it was more of a prolonged suffering affair that ended with me being angry with apple and wishing for its destruction. I guess the only thing left is for you to sod off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Actually my comuter wasn't suicidle.... it was more of a prolonged suffering affair that ended with me being angry with apple and wishing for its destruction.Urban angst, I suppose? A peeled banana would most certainly have been fatal on crowded public transport. Yeknod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 [sarcasm]Whats this public transportation your speaking about? Must be somthin you city folk got. Out here in the sticks we gets up on our horses and ride. [/sarcasm] So the laptop goes in a box tomarrow and then, if it doesn't die within 24 hours of getting it back I would like to actually start our battle Acey. The rest of ya, see the end of my previous post and sod off! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Out here in the sticks we gets up on our horses and ride.Oh, rural angst. I should think a peeled banana would draw crowds. Yeknod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Aces_and_8's: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Rulez! We don't need no stinkin RULEZ!Nor do we need idiots that use 'z' in place of 's' My computer committed suicide this weekendProving that it has more sense than you. Piss off. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: I'm just trying to make your life more interesting Berli, by interesting I mean annoying purly for my enjoyment. Actually my comuter wasn't suicidle.... it was more of a prolonged suffering affair that ended with me being angry with apple and wishing for its destruction. I guess the only thing left is for you to sod off! HOW DARE YOU?!?!?!?! You will ride the Donkey of Shame Number 16 until further notice I want no more posts from you than random braying. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Whats a banana? They don't ship none o that fancy foerign food here to the wild west. We just get up in the morning get them eggs, then we put on our animal skins and grab our bows and muskets and hunt us a buffalow for the week, mmm mmmm good eats there boys. Gotta watch out for them Indian raids, they come in with thier evil "bingo parlors" and just rip the place up. Yup the perils of Kansas are great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Sorry miss Kitty, but we don't ride donkey's round here, Yekdon would be very upset to hear you even suggest it I'm sure. But my mom always said to be polite to the ladies, and of course I wasn't asking you to sod off, I know better then to suggest that to one of the ladies o' the pool. But I'll just decline on the donkey and you can kick Acey around for speaking out of turn, I'll just be over here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Seanachai is now, and forever will be, an honorary Kiwi! I refer to the FRUIT, not New Zealanders 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Yup the perils of Kansas are great. [locates Kansas in the paddock atlas] Yes, it looks a little odd. Not surprising really. *slam* So, erm, did he end it all, eh? Was it all too much? Fresh fruit tipped 'im over the edge, eh? Yeknod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Sorry miss Kitty, but we don't ride donkey's round here, Yekdon would be very upset to hear you even suggest it I'm sure. But my mom always said to be polite to the ladies, and of course I wasn't asking you to sod off, I know better then to suggest that to one of the ladies o' the pool. But I'll just decline on the donkey and you can kick Acey around for speaking out of turn, I'll just be over here. BOY You cannot decline your ride on the Donkey of Shame but as your last post was as I asked, no more than random braying . . . I'll let it slide for NOW. Do not dare anger me further. >=( Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Seanachai, The path you have set your feet upon leads to REALITY TV! watching it that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Seanachai, The path you have set your feet upon leads to REALITY TV! watching it that is. *Whips the Donkey of Shame* Ride it tiny wanker!!!! Ride the Donkey of Shame!!!!! Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: Actually my comuter wasn't suicidle.... Perhaps it was just 'suicidal'? Even in Kansas they speak English, don't they? And your fecking computer has been dying/dead/being reincarnated as an alien anal probe device for what, 3 bloody months now? I think you're a sodding homeless person who posts here from a free terminal at the local public library (while you're there, check out the dictionaries). Time to cut the Lavacol with 12 parts water and go sit drooling on the plaza until security runs you off, isn't it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 An honorary FRUIT watching REALITY TV. sad 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: *Whips the Donkey of Shame* Ride it tiny wanker!!!! Ride the Donkey of Shame!!!!! Kitty KITTY! STOP THAT! If you keep this sort of behaviour up, we'll have all sorts of new pillocks in here hungering after the same treatment. Don't feed into their perversions. Bloody hell, there's people who pay big money for that sort of thing in LA. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 No no no, Yeknod, the computer died. The perils of Kansas are much much greater than a little fruit. Like donkey's being introduced as things to... ride? How do ya ride this dang thing Miss Kitty? It ain't like my horse? Its too stubborn, heck its shame enough just to stand next to the silly thing. Please Miss Kitty, I'll blather on about cows and country songs, but no more of this donkey. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Seanachai is now, and forever will be, an honorary Kiwi! I refer to the FRUIT, not New Zealanders YOU BASTARD! DON'T MAKE ME USE THE ROOSTER WORD!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Perhaps a new REALITY TV show... aboot a gnomish fruit sittin' around his shoe house... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: *Whips the Donkey of Shame* Ride it tiny wanker!!!! Ride the Donkey of Shame!!!!! Kitty *lips moistened with a faint hint of trembling at the growing sense of anticipation* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: No no no, Yeknod, the computer died. The perils of Kansas are much much greater than a little fruit. Like donkey's being introduced as things to... ride? How do ya ride this dang thing Miss Kitty? It ain't like my horse? Its too stubborn, heck its shame enough just to stand next to the silly thing. Please Miss Kitty, I'll blather on about cows and country songs, but no more of this donkey. LOL ok, you may now dismount the Donkey of Shame 16 LOL I can't believe I actually found a REAL MASK OF SHAME SITE!!!!!!!! I've been seeking it all my life!!!!!!!!! I welcome Tiny Tanker to the pool. If you don't like it . . . *points to the masks* Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: This truly is a MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!! *weeps* Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Why thank ya Miss Kitty. This humble Kansan stands at your service. Got my horse, much better than that damn donkey, and my six shooters, I'm ready for anythang. Oh yea, seanachipoo, ever heard of faulty logic boards in the white ibooks 500mhz too 900mhz, well 1 out of 5 boards are faulty, and i've gotten three in a row now, so sod off ya silly kiwi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: An honorary FRUIT watching REALITY TV. sad You should talk, you Vampyre Porn watching degenerate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: You should talk, you Vampyre Porn watching degenerate. NOT MY FAULT!!!!! How was I suposed to know that Best Buy sold porn movies? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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