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Pulled into the Cesspool, was feelin' about half past dead;

I just need some place where I could lay my head.

"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"

He just grinned and shook my hand, and "Sod Off!", was all he said.

Take a load off Berli, take a load for free;

Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me.

I picked up my beer, I went lookin' for a place to hide;

When I saw Emma and the Devil walkin' side by side.

I said, "Hey, Emma, come on, let's go downtown."

She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around."

Take a load off Berli, take a load for free;

Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me.

Go on, Mister Peng, there's nothin' you can say

It's just ol' Seanachai, and he's waitin' on Apocalypso Day.

"Well, Seanachai, my friend, what about young Boo Radley?"

He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Boo Radley company?"

Take a load off Berli, take a load for free;

Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me.

Joe the Justicar followed me, and he caught me in the fog.

He said, "I will fix your rules, if you'll kick Noba, my dog."

I said, "Wait a minute, Joe, you know I'm a peaceful man."

He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you beat him when you can."

Take a load off Berli, take a load for free;

Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me.

Catchin' a buzz now, t'take me down the line

My stock is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.

To get back to Mister Peng, you know he's the worst one.

Who sent me here with his regards for everyone. 

Take a load off Berli, take a load for free;

Take a load off Berli, And you can put the load right on me.

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

[releases a slowly controlled passage of wind across a frosty, night-time paddock bush]

More sprouts, vicar?

Takes a firm grip on the riding crop and makes several savage, controlled cuts through the air with it, worthy of a Heidelberg dueling master

Pain is a natural part of life. That's why it's taken me many years of 'life experience' to refine it to where it's not.

It's time to flay some donkey arse, and raise a great squealing and braying onto Heaven...

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

Takes a firm grip on the riding crop...

[shuffles round to offer one firm buttock, plants front hooves into the frosted mud, lips and tail trembling in anticipation]

...and makes several savage, controlled cuts through the air with it, worthy of a Heidelberg dueling master

[ripples with pure delight at the sight of diminutive Terrance Stamp swordplay...]

Pain is a natural part of life. That's why it's taken me many years of 'life experience' to refine it to where it's not.

It's time to flay some donkey arse, and raise a great squealing and braying onto Heaven...

*sniff* Can I be Bathsheba?

[playfully offers the other buttock for fond patting]

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

Takes a firm grip on the riding crop...

[shuffles round to offer one firm buttock, plants front hooves into the frosted mud, lips and tail trembling in anticipation]

...and makes several savage, controlled cuts through the air with it, worthy of a Heidelberg dueling master

[ripples with pure delight at the sight of diminutive Terrance Stamp swordplay...]

Pain is a natural part of life. That's why it's taken me many years of 'life experience' to refine it to where it's not.

It's time to flay some donkey arse, and raise a great squealing and braying onto Heaven...

*sniff* Can I be Bathsheba?

[playfully offers the other buttock for fond patting] </font>

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Originally posted by Yeknodathon:

[drags packing boxes through the approaching chilly dawn so fashion steps and platform up to a suitable height...]

[Excited!]Is that for the camera ??????[/Excited!]

Noba.

ps. don't forget the lighting...gotta get that right !

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Piss off! Piss on! Piss off, Piss on! Piss off! The Pisser...

Berli: Swine!

Seanachai: Piss off for a minute, Berli, I'm pissing on Emrys!

Berli: Pissing off here, boss.

Seanachai: Back. How you doin' tonight, lad?

...

Seanachai: Berli?

Berli: Pissing off, here, boss!

Seanachai: Oh, piss off! Piss back on, dammit! How you doin'?

Berli: I'm ok, you pissant. And you?

Seanachai: Well I'm pissed.

Berli: About what?

Seanachai: People who take the piss out.

Berli: Pisser. Who's pissed you off, specifically?

Seanachai: The whole fecking world is full of piss. It pisses me off.

Berli: Well, piss on it.

Seanachai: Don't think I won't! The piss merchants!

Berli: Are you over your cold?

Seanachai: Almost. Going to get completely pissed tonight. Piss on 'em tomorrow, I say!

Berli: How's life going?

Seanachai: It's a pisser.

Berli: Yeah, it is.

Seanachai: And you?

Berli: Piss on 'em all.

Seanachai: God bless. How 'bout that Peng, eh?

BOTH: That piss monger!

Berli: Well, piss off, then.

Seanachai: You to, you puddle of piss.

Berli: When shall we three piss again?

Seanachai: When the moon rises over the Cesspool...

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Originally posted by Soddball:

Any chance you guys can come and collect Boo Radley? He's way out of his depth in the Waffle thread.

He's not out of his depth, he's just dead drunk. Happens all the time. Christ, Soddy, one would think that you, of all creatures, would recognize that.

Or are you dead drunk again?

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Originally posted by Seanachai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball:

Any chance you guys can come and collect Boo Radley? He's way out of his depth in the Waffle thread.

He's not out of his depth, he's just dead drunk. Happens all the time. Christ, Soddy, one would think that you, of all creatures, would recognize that.

Or are you dead drunk again? </font>

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