Boo Radley Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: You're Italian-American And GAAAAAHHHH!!!! I hate PC blabberbabble. Here in the non-PC world of the MBT I can demand to be called an American, Eye-tie, Wop, or a piece of white trash (born in Alabama y'know) gun nutting right-wing filth, but I will not suffer the meaningless non-label of "Italian-American". We now return you to your regularly scheduled exercise. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Apparently I was born in Mobile. Didn't stay long though - quickly spirited away to Tennessee. Is that what they told you? Tennessee was your family's 'Guantanamo'. You were detained there before being released further North for lack of hard evidence. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: Apparently I was born in Mobile. Didn't stay long though - quickly spirited away to Tennessee. Is that what they told you? Tennessee was your family's 'Guantanamo'. You were detained there before being released further North for lack of hard evidence. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: And where the Hell does the Doorknocker get the yarbles to start a thread with Peng's name in it? Faithful Squire "Doorknocker" nee 37mm told start thread one purpose in mind. Annoy Shaw! Plan work like hooker when fleet in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: ...my liege has been afflicted with witchery which hath enfeebled him...Hate to break it to you smallboor, but Boo has always been a bit of the slack-jawed drooling type. In his own words: "a big doofussy looking guy in a baseball hat." Why do you think he was picked as deputy dog? Birds of a feather. The thuggishness is probably glandular, so we won't hold that against him, but we will point and laugh about it. If he were any more "enfeebled", he'd be soliciting advice from crustaceans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Apparently I was born in Mobile.Really??? That's where I was born. Spent most of my first 20 years there, in fact. Hey, I could be your daddy...perish the thought. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Mobile, Alabama Columbia, Tennessee Trumbull, Connecticut Ann Arbor, Michigan Narragansett, Rhode Island Ann Arbor, Michigan Columbia Heights, MinnesotaThe law just wouldn't leave you alone, eh? It's the fingerprints, you know. They have ways of identifying you through your fingerprints. And BTW, wearing rubber gloves all the time looks conspicuous. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Originally posted by 37mm: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Oh, yes. What the hell was I on about, again? Ah! I shall set you a Quest. It will satisfy even our lordly Chief Justicar. Not sure how it'll play with our 'Bizarro Justicar'. I guess we'll just have to see. Expect an email. Dark times are upon us & bad omens are a plenty. Croda has returned, my liege has been afflicted with witchery which hath enfeebled him, the Justicars are at war, honest Peng threads with fine rules are abandoned, Australians multiply, foul messages are sent, two headed beasts are born, the sun is swallowed and now I face a quest! Am I ready? I don’t know but if my fate is indeed to be the messiah then sooner or later I must act like one and face the darkness head on… I’ve put on my rusty & ill fitting armour, acquired a bitten sword and have taken a flea bitten nag as my charger. I journey now & much lies upon my shoulders yet as long as there is a bitter HE wielding bone in my body I vow to not dishonour my house… For Morse I ride!!!! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 20, 2004 Share Posted November 20, 2004 Lars is here and Papa Khann and Seanachai are not. I can only assume that there is heavy petting going on somewhere down the block. Hurry up guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by 37mm: ...my liege has been afflicted with witchery which hath enfeebled him...Hate to break it to you smallboor, but Boo has always been a bit of the slack-jawed drooling type. In his own words: "a big doofussy looking guy in a baseball hat." Why do you think he was picked as deputy dog? Birds of a feather. The thuggishness is probably glandular, so we won't hold that against him, but we will point and laugh about it. If he were any more "enfeebled", he'd be soliciting advice from crustaceans. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Dark times are upon us & bad omens are a plenty. Croda has returned, my liege has been afflicted with witchery which hath enfeebled him, the Justicars are at war, honest Peng threads with fine rules are abandoned, Australians multiply, foul messages are sent, two headed beasts are born, the sun is swallowed and now I face a quest!Lesser men have already commented upon the "enfeelbment" of Boo Radley, I'll just add that it certainly doesn't take witchery to accomplish that ... the sun rising of a morning seems to work very well indeed. Lad ... there is only ONE Justicar of the Peng Challenge Thread and it are me ... is ... me. Boo Radeley is simply (and I DO mean simply) the Junior Justicar Pro Tempore De Jure of the Peng Challenge Thread ... his current sig nothwithstanding. You can't use "honest" and "Peng" in the same sentence ... it just isn't done lad. As to the rules, they were, in and of themselves, fine rules ... but YOU posted them ... it just isn't done lad. As to the rest, barring the Australians ... and don't we wish we could accomplish THAT eh lads ... I'll grant you the right to hyperbole. Your quest will likely be FAR more mundane and lacking entirely in imagination. Were I your liege you'd have a quest to remember ... and a term paper or two as well. I blame Boo Radley. I also advise him to knock off the gibberish or I'll know the reason why and his bullet will STAY in his shirt pocket ... BUTTONED ... until the end of time. Joe p.s. I'm playing a good deal of Call of Duty ... satisfying in a rudimentary way ... one of the lads referred to the MMG as "either a 30 cal or a 20 cal" ... and no one corrected him ... also at least one of the Tigers was modelled after the one in Saving Private Ryan ... turret too far forward, likely on a T-34 hull ... still seeing my victims crumple onto the snow and imagining they're YOU LOT ... very satisfying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Me call Blood Hamster on Shaw. Shaw refuse answer challenge. This how brave Justicar act? BAH! Shaw say me should task Squire with silly paper after Seanachai say him give Squire quest. Me want Squire focus on quest from Olde One. Maybe Shaw think he above Olde Ones? BAH! Me think Shaw too big for britches. Maybe britches split up hinder area when Shaw bend over! Children point and laugh. Sound effect man make diminishing Waa-waa-waa-waa sound. BUAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Third Reich was called after it became clear Papa Khann's Nazi Empire was too extended to weather the Allied assault. We are now attempting a gnome game called Drunken Conquest of the Empire. We hate you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: ........................... PS So, there!! PPS Nanner, Nanner Boo Boo! Mercifull are the Gods of Computing that allow editing. Snipped because, because...it's the right thing to do. And you still can't paint straight lines. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Drunken gnomes cannot throw darts. They can kill Papa Khanns though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Drunken gnomes cannot throw darts.Ommm Ommmm Ommmm OI! The true path to top aussieness is through drunkeness. Of those here, only a few have ever achieved this level of down under enlighteness. To those just starting down this path, as Ancient Aussie let me impart my wisdom to you: Why do you have to spit after a good chunder? Now go away the bloody lot of you, and don't come back until you reach that level of uncouthness that is Australian. Mace PS the carlton cold isn't a bad drop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: Why do you have to spit after a good chunder?Tut. I surpassed that level ages ago. To get to the other side, you twit! Elementary. See if you can get your atrophied Aussie brain to focus on this: Which came first, the drink or the thirst for it? Careful now, that's a subtle one. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 OI! I'm the enlightened, ancient Aussie around here....I'll be asking the questions thank you very much. Mace PS it has to be the thirst...because that is what drives us to drink. See? A hard earnt thirst deserves a big cold beer, but I drink to get p*ssed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: OI! I'm the enlightened, ancient Aussie around here....I'll be asking the questions thank you very much. Mace PS it has to be the thirst...because that is what drives us to drink. See? A hard earnt thirst deserves a big cold beer, but I drink to get p*ssed I thought it was your inability to cope with life, that drove you to drink. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: OI! I'm the enlightened, ancient Aussie around here....Hardly enlightened. [struggling to hide a smile] PS it has to be the thirst...because that is what drives us to drink.*Bzzzzzzt* Wrong. If you were truly among the enlightened, you would know that the correct answer is, "I believe I'll have another and see." Any true Aussie should know that. Shame on you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Well, good night all. I'll see you once the sun has crossed the yardarm. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Well, good night all. I'll see you once the sun has crossed the yardarm. Michael Emrys goes sleeping when the sun goes down and wakes up when the sun goes up. Have you ever considered moving more up north? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 21, 2004 Author Share Posted November 21, 2004 We're going for breakfast. The rest of you lot are going to hell. And not in a good way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Loathing. Hatred. Befuddlement... A pox on you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 21, 2004 Share Posted November 21, 2004 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Emrys goes sleeping when the sun goes down and wakes up when the sun goes up. Have you ever considered moving more up north? I am as far north as I care to be. If I ever move again, it will probably be further south. So go piss up a rope, Bubbie. (I say that in the kindest possible way, taking into account your many disadvantages.) Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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