Patchy Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: Hello... konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Hello Konrad.....are you going to hate me too? Persephone </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Snow melts upon your lashes Sadness is in your eyes. And all of you seems fashioned Out of a single piece. It is as if your image Were being etched forever With burin and strong acid Upon my very heart.. konrad Faithfull Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Hiram: Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Request to the Mutha Beautiful Thread (and may it will always be there) As many of you know there is a squire scuffle scheduled (shedduled for Seanachai). Normally, I wouldn't really care about such mundane things. But, my love, my heart, the reason for the trembling in my loins, Moraine Sedai (bolded and italized because she deserves nothing less than the best)is one of the participants and will be the winner. Here is my request for both of you who are capable of reading so much text in one sitting: I hereby request a third party to create a Squire Battle. Do not spare any feelings. I still shudder from mine with OGSF (may his teeth rot out of his mouth and may he prance about like Nathan Lane). I would appreciate a knight who disdains both me and Aussie Jeff to participate in this.That would be me. If all agree, I will begin setting up the squire shuffle this very day. This will allow the two squires in question to kiss up to me for awhile, which is never a bad thing. Bribery works too. Cash is always nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Originally posted by Hiram: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A Request to the Mutha Beautiful Thread (and may it will always be there) As many of you know there is a squire scuffle scheduled (shedduled for Seanachai). Normally, I wouldn't really care about such mundane things. But, my love, my heart, the reason for the trembling in my loins, Moraine Sedai (bolded and italized because she deserves nothing less than the best)is one of the participants and will be the winner. Here is my request for both of you who are capable of reading so much text in one sitting: I hereby request a third party to create a Squire Battle. Do not spare any feelings. I still shudder from mine with OGSF (may his teeth rot out of his mouth and may he prance about like Nathan Lane). I would appreciate a knight who disdains both me and Aussie Jeff to participate in this.That would be me. If all agree, I will begin setting up the squire shuffle this very day. This will allow the two squires in question to kiss up to me for awhile, which is never a bad thing. Bribery works too. Cash is always nice. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: Squishy fruit?No squishy fruit. I'm still trying to repress that particular image and I haven't seen Iskander post since then. SSN Hint Of The Day: Insinuate, implicate and insist. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Originally posted by Hiram: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />{snipped for brevity of double quoting} I hereby request a third party to create a Squire Battle. Do not spare any feelings. I still shudder from mine with OGSF (may his teeth rot out of his mouth and may he prance about like Nathan Lane). I would appreciate a knight who disdains both me and Aussie Jeff to participate in this.That would be me. If all agree, I will begin setting up the squire shuffle this very day. This will allow the two squires in question to kiss up to me for awhile, which is never a bad thing. Bribery works too. Cash is always nice. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: (uuuuh ,I get really pumped up after writing this...) Didn't know that kind of thing was your bag, baby. Did you write the manual, too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: My RAT is cuter than your RAT!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: So you are short of wit,women and money.. I hate you konrad Faithfull Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF Obviousely, the concept of "sucking up" is totally lost on you. Being the squire of Aussie Jeff, I imagine many things are lost on you. Personal hygiene and table manners immediately come to mind with fashion sense following as a close third. Keep it up, squireling, and you may find yourself commanding a battalian of kubelwagons in a set up zone consisting entirely of marsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally flung pitylessly and without mercy by lenakonrad at that Nincompoop Kanigget Boo_Radley: So you are short of wit,women and money.. I hate you konrad Faithfull Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF Hot ziggedy, Boo! I think he got yer down to a "T" there! Better be nice to the lad .. you know .. favour the setup a bit ... wouldn't want him to out you with more TRUISMS now, would we??? {Psst: That was a joke, son - here's 200 Eurosquid. That enough??} AuSsIejEfF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: If all agree, I will begin setting up the squire shuffle this very day. This will allow the two squires in question to kiss up to me for awhile, which is never a bad thing. Bribery works too. Cash is always nice. ...sheer intelligence does not necessarily determine the rate at which an organism adapts to its environment. Lenakonrad ,with a mind several times as powerful as any previously measured in the known Universe, made no voluntary adaptations whatsoever during his first visit aboard the pool. I ,Moraine, ,much lower on the scale ,started at once to plan how I could force the environment to adapt to me. But Boo_Snarley ,the measure of whose intellect was a mere squiggle,gave it a quick going -over,snarled at it a few times,and took to it like a duck to water. *shakes Boo's hand while slipping him a C-note* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: That was not very nice! Well, fancy that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egbert Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by aUSsiejeff: Ah, but MY RAT is the PRETTIEST of them all, oh yesssssss it is, my precioussssss.... That's because yours is invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 *FLASH!!* Aj's Original and Best PBEM Ratings! Read 'em and weep in no particular order, ya RAT PILLOCKS!! Simon Elwin: 0/10. Last seen picking thistles in a paddock somewhere in lower Scungethorpe Egbert: 1/10 if he's lucky. Can't bring himself to press "GO" lest the computer might blow up in his spotty face. Might redeem himself in future rankings IF HE PULLS HIS FINGER OUT OF YOU KNOW WHERE!! Boo: 2/10. Pathetic. Can't bear to part with his beloved MSN account. On account of it gives him many, many, many excuses NOT to have to keep losing to my many and various disguises. Joe Shaw: 3/10. Only sends one turn per year at best. Rates better than Boo for no other reason than he doesn't have one of those poxy MSN accounts. Bauhaus: 3.1/10 Spends too much time standing up to be in any position to use a keyboard. Thinks a keyboard is something akin to a skateboard. SNARKER: 3.2/10 Is a gamey git who only wants to play if he can purchase 6 Sturmtiggers. Complains bitterly if "only" a division of my men get killed with one shot on turn 1. Gamey git. Should rank lower than Bauhaus but I already typed Bauhaus in, so too bad. Croda: 3.33333<SUP>.</SUP>/10 Hates loosing to Moi so much that he can't bear to send another file in case more misery comes his way. And it WILL. Secretly wishes he could be a cheese-eating surrender monkey. It's back to the crappy nappy brigade in the meantime for him. OGSF: {{4+1-3}x2}/10 Too busy "toosin' hae's caberrr" to bother with "tha' selly feckin' gem". Prefers re-runs of "Dad's Army". NOBA: Hi-5.5/10 Tries hard but lacks attention span longer than 30seconds. This is a common trait of the Nobbit species. Makes it difficult for him to de-cide which side is HIS side. Dislikes scenarios containing tanks, arty, infantry, HILLS and "stuff". Otherwise would rate 8.9/10. DALEM: <STRIKE>5</STRIKE>6/10 Definitely knows his "stuff". Can load a bong in 5 seconds flat and is developing an interesting strain of "grass mod". Supposedly for the game. If you can believe THAT! Loses a game to me faster than Malcolm Fraser could drop his dacks. This earns him a bonus point. Sgt_Goody: 6"/10 Not much is known about this one. Could be a sheep in a yak's suit. Sometimes has fits of sending regular turns but then falls into a coma and isn't heard of for months at a time. Faithfull Squire lenakonrad: 9.9/10 Well, I'm FAIR in these rankings - if nothing else. Sends turns faster than an MG42 on steroids. Comands a near-genius grasp of the intricacies of CMBB tactics by offering up his troops with great relish as human sacrifices to the greater good - ie, ME. Simply outstanding. THAT IS ALL. You can all BUGGER OFF now. And send yer bleedin' turns too. Aj Wit is but word that flies in a face of reason.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: Snow melts upon your lashes Sadness is in your eyes. And all of you seems fashioned Out of a single piece. It is as if your image Were being etched forever With burin and strong acid Upon my very heart.. konrad Faithfull Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF *sniff* *sniff*......that was beautiful.....*sniff* Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: Snow melts upon your lashes Sadness is in your eyes. And all of you seems fashioned Out of a single piece. It is as if your image Were being etched forever With burin and strong acid Upon my very heart.. konrad Faithfull Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF *sniff* *sniff*......that was beautiful.....*sniff* Persephone </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: {snip, snip...} With burin and strong acid Upon my very heart.. konrad Faithfull Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF Got heartburn, eh? Good... Maybe next time, you'll think twice before issuing impotent threats that get you all wound up like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: {snip, snip...} With burin and strong acid Upon my very heart.. konrad Faithfull Squire To Sir AUSSIEJEFF ...It's real tough when an old goat like you ,with all sorts of experience, takes advantage you might say of a little girl like me ,almost for real.. till I get hitched to Hiram ,God rest his nasty soul... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: {snip, snip...lots of jibbering and drooling}... konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF AJ, you'd better have this one put down. It's got the rabies, man... [ February 19, 2003, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by lenakonrad: {snip, snip...lots of jibbering and drooling}... konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF I squeaked happily, and crawled around it,busy with shears and glue... </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by lenakonrad: {gibberish and nonsense} Its fun to stay with you , Moraine . Why you want me to get tough? konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF Firstly, lad/lass, I wouldn't want you to stay with me if you were the last being on Earth. Secondly, perhaps you need a few lessons in humor, ascerbic wit and sarcasm. Then you would see what I'm about. Instead, you rush up with your fist of bludgeoning and fail miserably... Try again...I could use a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: [/qb]Firstly, lad/lass, I wouldn't want you to stay with me if you were the last being on Earth. So what you are still doing here?!! Anyway,you won .I 'm tired of you whimper. Now give me a whip-lash.And give this some interesting name,so I can fished it from my junkie -mail. Yours always konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF [ February 19, 2003, 02:27 PM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Good way to start out the Squire Battle! Already one concession from lenakonrad, many more to come on the game battlefield... AJ, you really should have a more worthy squire and not one who caves so easily to gentle jibes and ribbing. What I've expressed to date is but the tip of the iceberg. I have eversomuch more venom to spew. So, konrad, if you can't hack it now, you're in for a rough ride... Edit: Hmmm...I may have to turn my attention to the Master instead of the lackey. At least your leash-holder, konrad, will see the forest for the trees and will, perhaps, banter in a more suitable manner... [ February 19, 2003, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcgivney Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 I have yet to receive Mike The Whipped's turn file. The only possible conclusion is that I have crushed and decimated his forces in the second turn, leaving him a broken, whiskey-drenched invalid, curled up in the corner of his basement in the fetal position, weeping softly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted February 19, 2003 Share Posted February 19, 2003 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Good way to start out the Squire Battle! Already one concession from lenakonrad, many more to come on the game battlefield... AJ, you really should have a more worthy squire and not one who caves so easily to gentle jibes and ribbing. What I've expressed to date is but the tip of the iceberg. I have eversomuch more venom to spew. So, konrad, if you can't hack it now, you're in for a rough ride... Edit: Hmmm...I may have to turn my attention to the Master instead of the lackey. At least your leash-holder, konrad, will see the forest for the trees and will, perhaps, banter in a more suitable manner..(MUHAHAHAHAHAHA) Moraine Eversomuch keep trying, one day you will reach the rainbow konrad Faithfull Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF edited to add( MUHAHAHAHA,HAHA,...HA ) [ February 19, 2003, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: lenakonrad ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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