Jim Boggs Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Boggs, you complete and utter moron. This is a problem? I thought it was a prerequisite. My e-mail address was deleted during my unhappy "Banned for having AOL with the same IP address as one Jersey John" period. If you simply MUST send me some disgusting porn then try: JOBBOGGS@AOL.COM 56k forever!!!! and ever and ever and ever....... [Edit]-Tell Rune the terrain rules, so far, unless I start losing, then it will suck. [ March 15, 2003, 05:45 PM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Please don't post images containing nudity on this thread. It is offensive to someHey, you speak for yourself! I find the majority of posts here far more offensive than that photo. Except for Ice-nong. That is some major 'offensiveness' exuding from him. Ewwwwwwwwwuuuuuuu!! Btw, did I ever point out I think that guy is 'bent' (not that there's anything wrong with that) because he's difinitely looking the wrong way. Mace [ March 15, 2003, 04:12 PM: Message edited by: Mace ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: Hey, you speak for yourself! I find the majority of posts here far more offensive than some of that photo (that git in front has to go though). Regardless, I think that guy is 'bent' (not that there's anything wrong with that) because he's difinitely looking the wrong way, and too busy playing with his enormous lego blocks. Mace I suppose Vanilla Ice's come on a stick. And I suppose the stick is very tasty. Yeknod [ March 15, 2003, 04:41 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I suppose Vanilla Ice's come on a stick. And I suppose the stick is very tastey.That’s what it is!!! If the poor lad would just loosen up a bit the stick would fall out of his arse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I suppose Vanilla Ice's come on a stick. And I suppose the stick is very tastey.That?s what it is!!! If the poor lad would just loosen up a bit the stick would fall out of his arse. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I suppose Vanilla Ice's come on a stick. And I suppose the stick is very tastey.That?s what it is!!! If the poor lad would just loosen up a bit the stick would fall out of his arse. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 15, 2003 Share Posted March 15, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I suppose Vanilla Ice's come on a stick. And I suppose the stick is very tastey.That?s what it is!!! If the poor lad would just loosen up a bit the stick would fall out of his arse. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: that take a couple of Millennium to grow... one could chart human history in its rings... Yeh but how are you going to count the rings when the tree is stuck up his.... err ... never mind. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Jumpin' Jehosophat, what a bunch of crapola, I think I'll move to Bagdhad and become a human shield. Catching a JADAM cant be any worse than this. Crystal clear thoughts, in a world of confusion lead me on a path of black stone my breath comes in halting spasms for what must I atone? Is Florida really the Sunshine State? or just a warm olde age home Is that the end of all? or do all roads really lead to Rome? Life has become a cruel joke a bust in a game of twenty one unhappiness rules supreme and dark clouds block my sun Why can't I have the things I want? it is a really simple request to have some peace of mind and finally get some rest the gargoyles roost in my head tearing and ripping at the fibers Sleep never comes, but the demons do my love is unrequieted, why oh why? she floats in and out of my life, never staying always fleeting. [ March 15, 2003, 05:21 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: that take a couple of Millennium to grow... one could chart human history in its rings... Yeh but how are you going to count the rings when the tree is stuck up his.... err ... never mind. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Word has been received, from a source very close to the event, that The Old Firm has grown by one. Welcome, Siri. Mama is doing well, but tired. Papa is proud, but tired. [ March 15, 2003, 06:51 PM: Message edited by: Moriarty ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Moriarty: Word has been received, from a source very close to the event, that The Old Firm has grown by one. Welcome, Siri. Mama is doing well, but tired. Papa is proud, but tired. I wasn't aware that Seanachai was pregnant! Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: I think I'll move to Bagdhad and become a human shield. Great news! Don't forget to send a turn before you leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Moriarty: Word has been received, from a source very close to the event, that The Old Firm has grown by one. Welcome, Siri. Mama is doing well, but tired. Papa is proud, but tired. I wasn't aware that Seanachai was pregnant! Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 With nothing better to do while awaiting Sir Lars opening gambit, the time has come to survey the UNcivil war declared by Seanachai . All quiet on the Florida border. Seanachai -Missing in action, last seen frantically entrenching in a secret spot he had found just underneath his outhouse. Berli -Opened the sparring with rambling rhetorical rote then.......... Mrspkr -Popped in briefly from role as mentor on General Forum. Briefly sermonized, then departed for parts unknown (aka: Oklahoma). Sir Lars -Laughing maniacally upon receiving set-up, began quaffing a fine Danish Ale to soothe his sudden nervous tension at actually HAVING TO SEND A TURN. Egbert & Boo Radley dropped by to discuss [YAAAAAAWWWWWWWN] accounting procedures. Mace -dropped by, counted the rings in his underwear, calculated his age at 3,047 years, searched for pictures of nekkid wimmin and then returned to the comforts of sheep herding. jdmorse -filed his briefs by color and material, then dashed off a bill for "Research". dalem pLACED hIS dINNER oRDER, aTE tHE cIGAR aND sMOKED tHE pOPCORN. sAW gOD. Rune -allowed usage of one of his custom scenarios in a two(?) player game with Sir Lars . Probably will need AI version in order to GET A TURN. PondScum -showed up, consumed mass quantities of lutefish. Saw Satan. Lady Moraine -made brief run for Fla-Ga border, but utilizing her feminine intuition ended up in Kentucky. Got to stop now, something IMPORTANT and MUCH MOR FUN has come up. Now where IS that plunger! [Later]-Okay feeling much better now, where was I? Gaylord Focker -Alive and well and hating Yankees. Remember Bucky Dent? 1978? And, in saving the best for last: Vadr -Knight Emeritus of the Florida Legion. Eldar of the Elite . How goes it in your sector? The "Damn Yankees" seem to have all run away at your approach. [ March 16, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Jim Boggs ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Now where IS that plunger! Have you tried looking over your shoulder and down? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: that take a couple of Millennium to grow... one could chart human history in its rings... Yeh but how are you going to count the rings when the tree is stuck up his.... err ... never mind. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Now where IS that plunger! Have you tried looking over your shoulder and down? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 No, i'm ok just realy grossed out is all.... Instead of the saying i have to go use the jon, i propose from here on out it is changed to the boggs. If it does not recieve enough votes could we at least name some urinal cakes after him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: No, i'm ok just realy grossed out is all.... Thank the heavens. What on earth were you doing back there? I coulda swore I locked the bathroom door. Where's all the Yankees? *Realizes Massachusetts natives hate Yankees as much as Floridians* Remember the "Curse of the Bambino"? Can you, in good conscience, side with the Yankees? Will you turn traitor to the Great City of Boston? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: <font size=-1>PondScum -showed up, consumed mass quantities of lutefish. Saw Satan.</font>That was Satan? Oh dear. Lutefisk never agrees with me. I wonder how much his dry-cleaning bill is gonna be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Good grief. A half a page of Jimbo Buggs and Geilord Flocker. It's like watching Shemp Howard sparring with Shecky Greene. "Oh, the inanity..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Good grief. A half a page of Jimbo Buggs and Geilord Flocker. It's like watching Shemp Howard sparring with Shecky Greene. "Oh, the inanity..." Ha ! Mister Anality himself. Getting slow in your old age, BOO ? Not as many posts in your name as when you were feverishly posting tripe..and more tripe..and more tripe. Why don't you tell the rest of the world who those twerps are. Right, you guessed, NOT Gaylord and Bimbo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Bloody war.. konrad Faithful Squire To SIR AUSSIEJEFF 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 16, 2003 Share Posted March 16, 2003 Originally posted by Noba: Ha ! Mister Anality himself. Getting slow in your old age, BOO ?Beats me. You're the one with all the big bad Tigers that seem to be stalled waaaay over on my left flank on move 32 of a 30+ game. Not as many posts in your name as when you were feverishly posting tripe..and more tripe..and more tripe. As opposed to the constant stream of wisdom and insight that flows through your posts? The only constant stream that seems to originate with you is the one requiring you to change the bed sheets every morning. Why don't you tell the rest of the world who those twerps are. Right, you guessed, NOT Gaylord and Bimbo. What? Do you mean who are "Shecky Greene" and "Shemp Howard"? Geez, from a guy who's country has given the world "Ginger Meggs" I figured they would be two of your patron saints. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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