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Originally posted by Soddball:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

The only thing you'll be projecting is molten vomit maggot after you've swallowed5 gallons of my bitter TNT!!!

And that shall be my weapon against thee! </font>
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Originally posted by Ruthless:

Did you get a tracking number of the TNT shipment? You should be able to look up its status on the internet.

It's OK, it turned up. More of a damp squib than a hot, buttock-chafingly terrifying sack of molten TNT though.

The terrain looks fabulous. If ever there were a killing ground for my tanks, this is it. smile.gif

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Originally posted by Soddball:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Ruthless:

Did you get a tracking number of the TNT shipment? You should be able to look up its status on the internet.

It's OK, it turned up. More of a damp squib than a hot, buttock-chafingly terrifying sack of molten TNT though.

The terrain looks fabulous. If ever there were a killing ground for my tanks, this is it. smile.gif </font>

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I sent it Snarker you imbocylic amoeba breeder! :mad:

I am SSSOOOOOOOOOOOOO gonna make you Kraut Maggots pay for even THINKING you can step onto my TNT-Soaked battlefield! :mad: I DREEAM of your death at night with a big ****ty grin on my face!! :mad:

CarrotTop you sheep-banging wussy! Your TNT-filled challenge is on the way! :mad:

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MasterGoodale circumstances being what they are I find myself presently without a PBEM opponent. One Berli has announced an end to his CM days and even offered a surrender to our game that was less than 3 turns underway. As such, should you have some spare TNT laying around, kindly package it up and send it to my email addie. If you are too busy at the moment one of your maggots could entertain me until you get a free moment.

Oh, almost forgot..... AAAARRRGGHHHH , GRRRRRRRR and :mad: :mad: :mad:

{ editted to add more :mad: :mad: :mad: }

[ January 25, 2003, 09:52 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

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Goodale, I've flung some bitter TNT back atcha!

That's one hell of a map. I suspect to see an enemy unit sometime in March.

Strange that the force was "unrestricted" but that I could only buy 900 points worth of armor (out of 4500), does that sound right to you?

No matter, my men shall crush you communists once and fer all! :mad:

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Originally posted by mike the wino:

MasterGoodale circumstances being what they are I find myself presently without a PBEM opponent. One Berli has announced an end to his CM days and even offered a surrender to our game that was less than 3 turns underway. As such, should you have some spare TNT laying around, kindly package it up and send it to my email addie. If you are too busy at the moment one of your maggots could entertain me until you get a free moment.

Oh, almost forgot..... AAAARRRGGHHHH , GRRRRRRRR and :mad: :mad: :mad:

{ editted to add more :mad: :mad: :mad: }

If you wish, Mike T Wino, I have a scenario stuffed to the gills with hot, face-melting molten grrr TNT. I will drop it over to you and you can pick your opponent. :mad:
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*braces self*

*coughs slightly*

Ho righty den, lets try this out for size.

One Soddball has been so kind to send me a TNT filled bit of CMBB. Now I need one of you pasty-white-maggotty-rejects of humanity to get your decrepit, decaying biochemical systems to produce enough testosterone to actually play this scenario. Email addie is in profile or sqeak up here little mice.

Lest I forget, Grrrrrrrr, ARRRRRGGGHHHH and :mad: :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by mike the wino:

*braces self*

*coughs slightly*

Ho righty den, lets try this out for size.

One Soddball has been so kind to send me a TNT filled bit of CMBB. Now I need one of you pasty-white-maggotty-rejects of humanity to get your decrepit, decaying biochemical systems to produce enough testosterone to actually play this scenario. Email addie is in profile or sqeak up here little mice.

Lest I forget, Grrrrrrrr, ARRRRRGGGHHHH and :mad: :mad: :mad:

The scenario is in your inbox. Have a groovy time. heeheehee.
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Ho righty den,

Drop yer c*cks and grab yer socks ladies its time to play CMBB. Snarker, Thermopylae, Becket, and Ruthless if you have time to post you have time to game. So who is gonna grow a pair and launch into this un-explored bit of TNT-chucking glory crafted by none other than the terminally inebriated mind of our own SoddBall. Come see what masterful terror can be pounded out by those hammer-hands in the throes of DTs.

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Originally posted by mike the wino:

Ho righty den,

Drop yer c*cks and grab yer socks ladies its time to play CMBB. Snarker, Thermopylae, Becket, and Ruthless if you have time to post you have time to game. So who is gonna grow a pair and launch into this un-explored bit of TNT-chucking glory crafted by none other than the terminally inebriated mind of our own SoddBall. Come see what masterful terror can be pounded out by those hammer-hands in the throes of DTs.

Chuck that TNT my way, mike, I've still got a little room on my plate, in between dismantling Mister Goodale and his tepid TNT. :mad:
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Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOY OHHH BOY AM I EVER CHUCKING SOME HOT TNT AT A WHOLE GAGGLE OF YOU MAGGOTS RIGHT NOW!!!!

Wishing you hadn't messed with me now scumbags!!?????

I'm discovering in our game that "chucking some hot TNT at a whole gaggle of you maggots" and actually hitting something besides the ground with the aforementioned TNT are two completely different things. But that's okay, keep on chucking! tongue.gif

So here are all of these CMBB players, including me, waiting for turns, and what do I find in another thread? MasterGoodale is off in another state visiting his GRANDPARENTS!! :mad: Here we are wanting to play the game, and you're off uncovering some photos which may have historical significance. Sir, where are your priorities? Have you no decency? I feel very let down that you would delay the hail of flaming, possessed TNT for such a humanitarian gesture. :mad:

I suppose everyone, even a quasi-legendary figure, can slip up once in a while. Please don't let this aberration become a habit. ;)

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YOU, my maggoty little kraut lover, are going to eat some SERIOUSLY BITTER TNT for the above post!!!! :mad: :mad:

I think that big fat gaggle of grunts at the top of that hill would beg to differ with you on the accuracy, bitterness, and overall limb-severing effect of the angry TNT I so graciously chucked at them as they attempted to stroll down that hill!! :mad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AH H HA AH HAAHHAHAHHHAAH I had tons of fun zooming in to watch each and every shell fall and blow them to bits!!! :mad: :mad:

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Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

YOU, my maggoty little kraut lover, are going to eat some SERIOUSLY BITTER TNT for the above post!!!! :mad: :mad:

I think that big fat gaggle of grunts at the top of that hill would beg to differ with you on the accuracy, bitterness, and overall limb-severing effect of the angry TNT I so graciously chucked at them as they attempted to stroll down that hill!! :mad: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH AH H HA AH HAAHHAHAHHHAAH I had tons of fun zooming in to watch each and every shell fall and blow them to bits!!! :mad: :mad:

LOL, I have to admit, that cracked me up when I saw it. KV-2s may not be much on accuracy, but with a 202 blast radius they don't have to be. I'm still not exactly sure what the Rodina's *snicker* finest were aiming at, but they did get lucky. :mad:

I wanted to send the TNT back to you this morning, but ran outta time, maggot. So instead you'll get slow-brewed TNT tonight, and you won't like it!!! :mad:

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Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

Your TNT Chuckers are NOTHING but useless sacks of rotten maggot balls compared to my Elite TNT-Chuckers scumsack! :mad: I'll take you on anytime!!! :mad: I'm looking for somebody with the balls to fight it out in a 3000 point TNT fest with no restrictions!! :mad: I defend, you die! :mad: Simple.

Goodale, old babe, old hunnybunch, believe me when I tell you that no 3,000 point Quick Battle can match the TNT chucking, arse-thrashing perversity of this new scenario. There will be howls of righteous screaming and the sound of faces melting from here to Vladivostok when those poor buggers finally reach the endgame.

Incidentally, what happened to your game on the Kneiber Dam which I sent you? Did you have fun?

Finally, and most importantly, WHERE ARE MY TURNS YOU WANKER!?

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Kneiber Damn?? Which one was that? :mad: I don't remember maggot!! :mad: Perhaps by the time I was done the map was so blown to hell by TNT I couldn't recognize it! :mad:

And you only THINK you know how to make a TRUE TNT Chucker scenario! I make the best of the best! :mad:

When I make a TNT-Slathered battle you get so much TNT your arms get tired before you can chuck it all - even if you have 10,000,000 soldiers!! :mad:

One thing you non-TNT-Chuckers lack when you make batles is BIG ARTILLERY!!! :mad: And plenty of it!! That's where the TNT is maggots!! :mad:

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I'll make a deal with you Sodball you maggot banger! I'll play somebody in your so-called TNT-Infested scenario if you play somebody in my scenario called "Mein Kampf". I am currently playing Wallybob in this one and believe me there is plenty of bitter TNT to sling around! :mad: Unfortunately for Wally he's currently on the receiving end! :mad:

I have made several improvements to the map and a few adjustments to the forces based on my own experience in thsi scenario as well as feedback from Wally, so it's garunteed to be a hootin' good time for both sides! :mad:

Do we have a deal maggot face!? :mad:

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Originally posted by MasterGoodale:

Kneiber Damn?? Which one was that? :mad: I don't remember maggot!! :mad: Perhaps by the time I was done the map was so blown to hell by TNT I couldn't recognize it! :mad:

Perhaps you are a froth-spouting loon who needs to have his chuddies handed to him on a sparkly silver platter - the game in hand will show you how we masters of GreySkull do it.

And you only THINK you know how to make a TRUE TNT Chucker scenario! I make the best of the best! :mad:

When I make a TNT-Slathered battle you get so much TNT your arms get tired before you can chuck it all - even if you have 10,000,000 soldiers!! :mad:

One thing you non-TNT-Chuckers lack when you make batles is BIG ARTILLERY!!! :mad: And plenty of it!! That's where the TNT is maggots!! :mad:

So that's where I've been going wrong. :rolleyes:

You muppet. I sent you that Kneiber Dam scenario for you to kick arse and chew bubblegum, and you turn round and tell me you're all out of gum? I've had used johnnies with more spunk than you.

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Master-TNT-chucking-MAAAGGOT!!!!

When your done playing with the real pictures you found, resend my turn ZIPPED!

My lice-infected ISP thinks you're turns are pornographic material!!! I agree - they're full of disgusting images of body parts slathered in TNT lubricant!!!! So they banish them to dark and scary places never to return. :mad: :mad: :mad:

Sending them zipped gets them by the goofy big brother filter.

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