Patchy Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Where are all the Oztralians? They must be *hic* drunk....Happy New Years Nongs! Persephone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: [QB]Where are all the Oztralians? They must be *hic* drunk....Nothing new there then... I guess they mean to start the "New Year" the same way they left the old one. All the best you drunken lot and make sure you have one on me........ Countdown here, and it's NEVER been so quiet. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Persephone: [QB]Where are all the Oztralians? They must be *hic* drunk....Nothing new there then... I guess they mean to start the "New Year" the same way they left the old one. All the best you drunken lot and make sure you have one on me........ Countdown here, and it's NEVER been so quiet. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by Geier: Lars: I just started on "The Power and the Glory". Don't forget to do your homework too.Finished it already. There's a great many people here who remind me of the half-breed. Except for Gaylord. He just reminds me of the dead baby. You'd make a good police lieutenant. Now I'm boldly going where Captain Cook has already been. "Blue Latitudes", you should check it out. I think I need to get to Cooktown, Australia for the festival. Everybody have a Happy New Year. Have one for the ditch, drive fast, take chances, pass on the right, you know the drill. It's Amateur Night so be sure to honk your horn too so the other drunks know you're coming. I think I'll make this next one my New Year resolution. SSN Hint Of The Day: Sleep until noon every day. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Oh and one more thing, Joe what's this aboot you going to [snicker]Texas?? I though you were coming to Missouri. Dammit Joe I already bought the gibbet and was going to have a "Barbecue/Raise the Gibbet" party on New Years. Please clarify.Here's a bit of advice that might help you ... avoid smoking pot, it makes you answer to "Hey STUPID" ten seconds slower. I am going to Missouri but it will be St. Louis on the 15th. I'm going to KC (check your return address on your mail) in February, specifically on or about the 17th. I do hope that provides enough clarification for you ... if not you could test the gibbet tonight yourself. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by YK2: All the best you drunken lot and make sure you have one on me........Sorry, I couldn't stop at one so had a few instead. We've had ours and now hand it over to you lot to enjoy. HAPPY NEW YEAR *toot* btw, Lars, we always pass on the right side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Here's a bit of advice that might help you ... avoid smoking pot, it makes you answer to "Hey STUPID" ten seconds slower. JoeThus speaks the voice of experience... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Here's a bit of advice that might help you ... avoid smoking pot, it makes you answer to "Hey STUPID" ten seconds slower. JoeThus speaks the voice of experience...</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Fecking UBB ... we hates it we does. Joe [ December 31, 2002, 03:58 PM: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Here's a bit of advice that might help you ... avoid smoking pot, it makes you answer to "Hey STUPID" ten seconds slower. JoeThus speaks the voice of experience...</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 31, 2002 Share Posted December 31, 2002 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Only a tyro uses water. A battle savvy veteran uses beer.I always found that chilled vodka was rather nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: Only a tyro uses water. A battle savvy veteran uses beer.I always found that chilled vodka was rather nice.</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by OGSF: Tha's cos ye're a BIG GIRLY.At least I don't wear a skirt (when anyone else is watching). And your bong water substitute would be? Or do you just suck it through a sheep's bladder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Bugger the lot of you. Has not a single pillock the decency to make the rest happy by falling into an alcohol induced coma? Malakas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Happy Fecking New Year. I wish you War, Pestilence, Famine, Death, and any other hairy, scary Horsemen you desire. Dring up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Och, widye noo look a' tha' bonnie sodjer!! At's a waibcam diraict tae tha MBT, just hit "refresh" every 15 minutes or sae. Ha! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by OGSF: Och, widye noo look a' tha' bonnie sodjer!! At's a waibcam diraict tae tha MBT, just hit "refresh" every 15 minutes or sae. Ha!You pillock!! All that image makes me want to do is HIT THE DORKY LITTLE GUY ON THE SCREEN WITH MY CLENCHED FISTS EVERY 15 MINS!! Sodyer my ass!! AJ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Here's a bit of advice that might help you ... avoid smoking pot, it makes you answer to "Hey STUPID" ten seconds slower. JoeThus speaks the voice of experience...</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Dear Mr Battle Savvy Veteran Boo, Could you please explain to the assembled panting masses what possible connection there could be between the Number 4 and yourself? No *squimping* either.... AJOK, pillock. Who just beat me in battle? Gamey Jeff! Who beat me with a score of 96-4? Gamey Jeff! Who knocked out 8 of my tanks? Gamey Jeff! Who plunked his Tiger on the biggest hill around? Gamey Jeff! Who ringed his entire area with 847 AT mines? Gamey Jeff! Who hid everything he had, including quad 20 AA guns in trenches? Trenches for cryin' out loud??? Gamey Jeff! Mirror, mirror in my hand, who is the gamiest in the land? Gamey Jeff! Happy now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Ah'm hopin' tha ground sniffin' coot hae brokain both haes shtyupid hands on haes monitor bah noo. Oi, Aussie Jeff, didnae fergait tae refraish tha pitcher o' tha bonnie sodjer mon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Elwen Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Happy New Year All [ December 31, 2002, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: Simon Elwen ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Simon Elwen: Happy New Year AllYeah, yeah! Enuff wid da pleasantries. Now HOW ABOUT A TURN YA PILLOCK???? Just as well I'm in such a good mood....... AJ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Just as well I'm in such a good mood.......after FRICKIN' DOUBLE POSTING!! ARGGHHHH!!! BUGGER UBB!!! AJ [ December 31, 2002, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: AussieJeff ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treeburst155 Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 New Year's Eve....hehe....avoided being there and doing that at least 40 times now. What's the attraction? Do you play the same scenario 40+ times, or even 10 times? Sheesh! Gimme a break. Besides, you will still be the same miserable excuses for human beings next year as you were last year and the year before, and the year before that, etc.. Losers and pillocks of the first order, all of you. I'll bet you clowns even celebrated your 79th birthdays, probably with Joe Shawtoo. I mean how many birthdays are you going to celebrate? We only have 365 days per year to work with here. Does one of them absolutely have to be YOUR stinkin' birthday every bleedin' year?! Give the world a break. I mean drop dead or somefink. Well, there is one bright spot on the horizon for me. I only have to wait six weeks for Valentine's Day. I like that one. I really do. That's the day you neanderthals will forget to buy your wives something nice, thereby causing any semblance of domestic bliss to fly right out the window with YOU right behind it. Hehe...yeah....I like that one. Squire Treeburst155 out. [ December 31, 2002, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: Treeburst155 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUSSIEJEFF Posted January 1, 2003 Share Posted January 1, 2003 Originally posted by Boo_Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by AussieJeff: Dear Mr Battle Savvy Veteran Boo, Could you please explain to the assembled panting masses what possible connection there could be between the Number 4 and yourself? No *squimping* either.... AJOK, pillock. Who just beat me in battle? Gamey Jeff! Who beat me with a score of 96-4? Gamey Jeff! Who knocked out 8 of my tanks? Gamey Jeff! Who plunked his Tiger on the biggest hill around? Gamey Jeff! Who ringed his entire area with 847 AT mines? Gamey Jeff! Who hid everything he had, including quad 20 AA guns in trenches? Trenches for cryin' out loud??? Gamey Jeff! Mirror, mirror in my hand, who is the gamiest in the land? Gamey Jeff! Happy now?</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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