dalem Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Could it be a faded game from days gone byyyyyyyy? And did I hear you say, you'd be a-beatin' me here today To take me to that setup in the skyyyyyyyyyy? This here's the Peng Challenge Thread, a.k.a the Mutha Beautiful Thread, a.k.a. the MBT, a.k.a. the Cesspool. It's also a place you probably don't want to be. We think we're funny. We think we're witty. We think taunting someone in an almost-not-Disney-rated sort of way, then lying wickedly about our performance in the resulting CM game is the height of sport. If you got this far then you're probably what we call a Scum Sucking Newbie, or an SSN. Since we are slow and old and a bit deaf in one ear, we like to pretend we're too good to actually face off against you in a game, so we will insist that you find someone else who's relatively new and challenge them to a game. The challenge should be witty yet not base, stinging yet not too personal. In short, you must "sound off like you've got a pair, but not sound off about your pair. And don't worry, no matter what you do and how you do it, we will throw things at you and jeer and tell you you did it wrong and to Sod Off. That's our weird. Now that you've actually read all that, please Sod Off and let us old folk drool peacefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 AJ hae saint mae a setoop wi' small hills, noo trees, 3000 point unrestrrricted human purchase, ME. He as tha Germans. Ah wonder wha' tha canny bugger will buy? Opal trucks, perrraps? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by dalem: We think we're funny. We think we're witty.How is that in any way consistent with the general feeling of self-loathing that continues to alternately ooze through this thread and rain down on the Outer Board and in the General Forum? You don't think you're funny at all, and that's the problem! Whether or not you are or aren't not unfunny, your problem (the collective Your) is that you don't not think that you are or aren't unfunny. Honestly. Lock this one up and try again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 dalem, you useless hippy, I had a PERFECTLY GOOD set of rules put together (unlike the tripe SOME OTHER people have posted in this thread, not that I will mention any names or anything, hippie!). For that, you must die quickly and painfully. Send a setup, small map, 20 turns max, 500 points max. Hippieboy. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Very...droll?...dalem. Just wanted to stop to say that I hates OGSF because he buys StuGs from the planet Krypton and I'm fresh out of Kryptonite. He should shortly win our present game with a score of something like a billion to - pi. And I really hates Aussie Jeff because he buys stealth troops that chew me up and spit me out (pattooie!) and I never sees them. He will probably get a surrender from me shortly. I also really hates Hiram because he only sends moves whenever he winds his sidereal clock. And I really, really hates MSN because it keeps losing (loosing?) parts of incoming moves and I have to ask people to zip their files for me. I've downloaded PBEM Helper and I'll probably install it tomorrow, so anyone who's playing me, just go ahead and zip all files from now on, if you would. If you wouldn't, then expect a visit from me and my lucky 5-iron. All the rest of you, I hates in a comfortable, familiar way that is tempered by the fact that most of you will have to work tomorrow, but I'm taking the day off. Along with Tuesday and of course, Wednesday. Sucks to be you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Lousy title, lousy rules, lousy first poster ... what can you expect from Minnysoda. I'd like to mention that Frontier Airlines has lost my baggage for three consecutive weeks now. Only the one set of baggage you understand, but it's been lost and not found for three weeks and I'm annoyed. Also saw LOTR for the second time tonight. Also surrendered to Berli ... finally ... it was pretty much a given after his arty barrage destroyed my defenses in the town before he even showed his face. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 30, 2002 Author Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by MrSpkr: dalem, you useless hippy, I had a PERFECTLY GOOD set of rules put together (unlike the tripe SOME OTHER people have posted in this thread, not that I will mention any names or anything, hippie!). For that, you must die quickly and painfully. Send a setup, small map, 20 turns max, 500 points max. Hippieboy. SteveI'll let you in on a little secret. As bad as Seanachai is about sending turns, I am worse when it comes to sending setups. I say I will, and I meant to, but somehow........ it just doesn't happen. Currently I owe setups to Marlow, Leeo, Stalin's Organ, and others not even in the pool. I want to send them all, but it will take time. So if you really want the kind of pointy-toed, ****heeled buttkicking that an attorney truly deserves on the field of battle, then I suggest that it be you who casts the first stone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'd like to mention that Frontier Airlines has lost my baggage for three consecutive weeks now. Only the one set of baggage you understand, but it's been lost and not found for three weeks and I'm annoyed. JoeOh, big deal. So you're out a couple of Piggly Wiggly bags and some thrift store cast offs. Cry me a river. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by Goanna the scaley one: <font size=-1>Perhaps my return from the Rodina with tales of the winter you have only heard of in fables at the feet of your old sturmhampter grandfather is the best way to close this barnacle of a thread out?</font>Perhaps you could SEND A FECKIN' TURN now that you're back. Although quite how you made it out of there in winter intrigues me - surely any Real Lizard should have waited until the spring thaw before crawling out from under his nice cozy rock? In other Gamey Updates, Seanachai finally got his human wave under way after many many turns of suppressive fire on my poor machine-gunners. Said human wave promptly walked into the covered arcs of my reserve platoon, hidden behind the machine-gunners. Oh deary me. Hope he's brought medics. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 At's nae nice tae mak fun o' tha poor afflicted amongst us....sae Ah'll ainly sae.. "RUN Boo Radley, RUN! At were a MAJOR VICTORY tae tha Clan OGSF, due tae tha lads layin' tha smacketh doon, an' Boo layin' doon a smoke screen tae advance thru - but fergettin' tae switch haes smoke graphics on. Bah tha time hae realized tha daipth o' haes incompetence, tha smoke had all bloown awah! At as tae laugh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by OGSF: At's nae nice tae mak fun o' tha poor afflicted amongst us....sae Ah'll ainly sae.. "RUN Boo Radley, RUN! At were a MAJOR VICTORY tae tha Clan OGSF, due tae tha lads layin' tha smacketh doon, an' Boo layin' doon a smoke screen tae advance thru - but fergettin' tae switch haes smoke graphics on. Bah tha time hae realized tha daipth o' haes incompetence, tha smoke had all bloown awah! At as tae laugh.How I loath you. The only thought that brings me any joy right now is knowing that your karma is so screwed up that in your next life, I know you'll come back as something even lower on the food chain than you are right now. What that could be escapes me right now, but I imagine it will be something along the lines of a Radio Shack clerk...or a Texan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Now I mentioned in the previous-ness of this thread, words to the effect that Boo_Radley posts copious amount of dribbling wastes of bandwidths-s-s-s-ss. I rest my case: THIRTY PERCENT OF THE PREVIOUS POSTS ARE FROM HIS KEYBOARD ! Latin would be, Dribbelus dribbelus. Spare us. Go on holiday..somewhere there is no electricity and your laptop left behind. Thankyou. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: You don't think you're funny at all, and that's the problem! Whether or not you are or aren't not unfunny, your problem (the collective Your) is that you don't not think that you are or aren't unfunny. Michael having to read your post once was bad enough, but making it so confusing as to cause me to read it over and over again!!!!! Well..... THAT JUST AIN'T FUNNY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Saw LOTR (2) yesterday. I'm with you YK2. I WANT SMEAGOL.............. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 You POMS want a cricket score update ? Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: Saw LOTR (2) yesterday. I'm with you YK2. I WANT SMEAGOL.............. Noba."Thief! Thief! Noba ! We hates it! We hates it forever!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: I WANT SMEAGOL.............. I'll have the ring, thank you very much. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: I WANT SMEAGOL.............. I'll have the ring, thank you very much. Mace</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 In order to prevent the "cricketeers" from the other English speaking lands from highjacking this thread, and turning it into a shouting match of unintelligible babble in heavily accented, pommie, kiwi, and aussie English. I hereby announce that both the Giants and the Jets are in the playoffs. Although both teams play in a stadium in New Jersey, they are considered the New York teams, figure that one out will ya? Noba , you promised a re-match man, too busy washing the poopie stains out of your cricket shorts, are ye? Send me a set up, something from 1941-42, I'll take the Krauts again, 1000-1500 pts. Do it quickly laddie!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Originally posted by Noba: Now I mentioned in the previous-ness of this thread, words to the effect that Boo_Radley posts copious amount of dribbling wastes of bandwidths-s-s-s-ss. I rest my case: THIRTY PERCENT OF THE PREVIOUS POSTS ARE FROM HIS KEYBOARD ! Latin would be, Dribbelus dribbelus. Spare us. Go on holiday..somewhere there is no electricity and your laptop left behind. Thankyou. Noba."Thirty percent starting from when? The beginning of time? Since this incarnation of the MBT? Since you became self aware? (Ewww...) Give us a time frame, if you can tell time that is. Whereas, YOU on the other hand, are a git. No, wait...that's understood. Whereas, between the above post and this post were eight messages. Four were yours. Now, according to my cipherin', that comes out to 50%. Talk about your verbal diarrhea... Talk about your hubris soaked waste of bandwidth... Talk about you behind your back because it's just so much fun. Big frilly, Chicken Little, air horn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Noba, sorry lad, no Smeagol for you ... you get Gollum. Mace glad you've got the ring ... you did understand that the REAL one doesn't turn your finger green didn't you? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Shaw, If you're going to be spending time in my old home town of Corpus Christi, you have to go to Old Mexico for dinner, or Snoopy's under the causeway for lunch, or Cotton's up in Robstown for ribs, or the Black Diamond Oyster bar for oysters, or... Suddenly, I'm hungry. Is it lunchtime yet? SSN Hint Of The Day: Talk with your finger in people’s faces. Now sod off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtMuhammed Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Ok, how do I get a PBEM game going. I have been playing since CMBO first came out and am tired of killing AI tanks. Someone help me out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 Read the FAQ and then try the Opponent Finder Forum. {hey, the subtle approach might work} 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0tten Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 read this plz. Ok, was this off-topic enough for this silly thread? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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