Snarker Posted August 12, 2003 Author Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Soddball: I am trying to pick MasterG's new sig. I am pondering a few new ones: Soddball beat me so hard everyone for miles laughed in my face. I am Soddball's pleasure toy because I suck so much at CM. Be gentle with me. Soddball has just finished riding me like a cheap scooter Will suck cock for dollars. (Not high on my list but it was a moment's inspiration) Any thoughts or preferences? Soddball beat what was left of me so badly Skunk Nads didn't recognize me -or- Soddball beat me like a red headed stepchild so badly nonces for miles around felt me :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: Soddball beat what was left of me so badly Skunk Nads didn't recognize meWe have a winner! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robohn Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Axe , you okay? No turn from you yet, most unusual. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Robohn: Axe , you okay? No turn from you yet, most unusual. My bad. Turn away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz Sleepy update: Snarker and I are running around like chickens with our heads cut off on some bizzare roadless village map. We have each lost an AFV. Only one of us (Snarker) will lose the battle. Crow is crowing by holding up my troops with some fanatic LMG in Frost bitten in Frankfurt. :mad: :mad: Beckett and I are just getting going in a Kursk pack battle in which three of my T-34s and a gun are slowly turning an area into a scrapheap of HTs. Our infantry-only battle is just starting. Edward Windsor and I are drawing close to the end of our AAR battle. It's been a doozy and reenforces my hatred of Russian AFVs. :mad: Robohn and I are slugging it out in our smallish battle, Paragarggarggrgagagrag Ridge. He has a Stug left, I have only steely Russian resolve. :mad: After a couple of false starts, ng cavscout and I should start our hot lead dance tonight. No word from Shosties4th or Prinz Eugen in a while. Apologies if I forgot anyone, you bunch of no-posting maggots. :mad: Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz Sleepy update: Beckett and I are just getting going in a Kursk pack battle in which three of my T-34s and a gun are slowly turning an area into a scrapheap of HTs. Our infantry-only battle is just starting. Apologies if I forgot anyone, you bunch of no-posting maggots. Jas :mad: n Tired? You haven't seen tired. After a 6AM flight yesterday I crashed early. Turns out tonight though, with much anger, destruction, and halftracking. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Tired? You haven't seen tired. After a 6AM flight yesterday I crashed early. Turns out tonight though, with much anger, destruction, and halftracking. Boo hoo. Think that Oberstleutnant gives a rat's ass about your problems? Forwarts! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
86smopuim Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Hey Sch*gm* breath, I was kind enough to lower my self to playing the likes of you. I took the time to finish my set up and send it off to you in a timely fashion. Do be kind, and send the next file back. Pretty please with TNT slathered on top. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prinz Eugen Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Axed: No word from Shosties4th or Prinz Eugen in a while.ANGRY OUT LOUD !!! :mad: :mad: You'll get a word or three from me, maybe even at around 7 am:ish local time tomorrow. That translates as after another round of early-morning-newspaper -induced :mad: !! I think you will see that the message you are to get is going to be most unnerving ! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Prinz Eugen: You'll get a word or three from me, maybe even at around 7 am:ish local time tomorrow. Take a lesson from Keke. Sleep is for the weak. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by 86smopuim: Hey Sch*gm* breath, I was kind enough to lower my self to playing the likes of you. I took the time to finish my set up and send it off to you in a timely fashion. Do be kind, and send the next file back. Pretty please with TNT slathered on top. :mad: Oh believe me puss pouch you'll get your turn and you'll get it at such an angry, furious rate and slatehred with so much molten TNT you'll be crawling around on your hands and knees 3 seconds after opening the file looking for your crispy lips!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 12, 2003 Author Share Posted August 12, 2003 GOODALE!!!!!! You nitrate stuffed, TNT chucking ant rancher!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: I've got only one thing to say to you, maggot!!!! How's the basement coming along? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 With that hot tub going full tilt in close proximity to the mold, I think his new nickname might be MasterPetriDish. If you're looking to discover penicillin MG, it's already been done. Jas :mad: n 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarker Posted August 12, 2003 Author Share Posted August 12, 2003 And a fireplace. Don't forget the fireplace. Hot and damp. MGA and S'Nads entangled in jungle growth, never to be heard from again... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Snarker: ...entangled in jungle growth... Eeeew. That phrase is wrong on so many levels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Britain recorded its hottest day ever Sunday -- 38.1C (100.5 F) at Gravesend in Kent, southern England. You still with us Soddy? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Congratulations to Axe2121. He successfully got the AI to generate the Worst. Map. Ever. :mad: :mad: Blowing his Finns to the other side of Lake Ladoga where they belong is the least I can do to repay him. Turns out. Turn to DaveH includes long range GRAGARAGAGAGARAGAGAGAG as the first shots are fired in the bizarro land called Stalino. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Congratulations to Axe2121. He successfully got the AI to generate the Worst. Map. Ever. :mad: :mad: I do what I can. Blowing his Finns to the other side of Lake Ladoga where they belong is the least I can do to repay him.Where's Mike_the_wino with his gutter humor when you need him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Axe2121: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Becket: Blowing his Finns to the other side of Lake Ladoga where they belong is the least I can do to repay him.Where's Mike_the_wino with his gutter humor when you need him? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: Well, now I know why the email you sent read "forth, my Finnish fairies." Ssshhhh! There are Finns in this thread. Are you trying to get both our asses kicked? I meant fairies as in mystical hard-to-see wood gnomes. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Basement now has a new sub floor and is carpeted with very lush Berber carpet. The bathroom down there has a new sub floor and tile floor and is getting a new ceiling and walls!! :mad: Pine board T&G walls are going up and the fireplace goes in early Sept! Hot tub doesn't go in for a few years, when it becomes the MasterBedRoom!! :mad: There will be some fury slung then puss pouches! :mad: I'm gonna thrive down there with CMBB maggots!! :mad: GRGRGRGRGRAGRAGRAGRAGRGRAGRGRA!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Hot tub doesn't go in for a few years, when it becomes the MasterBedRoom!! :mad: There will be some fury slung then puss pouches! Please, this is a family forum. There could be children watching. I'm gonna thrive down there with CMBB maggots!! :mad: Poor verb choice. Mold and ants can also thrive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Only if I hadn't exterminated and bleached them and each and every baby they cared for :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Only if I hadn't exterminated and bleached them and each and every baby they cared for :mad: :mad: :mad: You monster!! What did they ever do to you? Oh, wait... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 I am anxiously awaiting the satellite Television and Internet installers today! Then maybwe, just maybwe I will be able to connect to the Internet a little bit faster then my snail-o-matic-dial-up-connection allows at the present time. I may also be in possession of an actual e-mail address (I never set one up for this temporary account), which will allow me to PBEM again. Looking forward to being up and running again gentleman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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