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in Combat Mission Archive #3 (2001)

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Roight all you sorry lot. Those of you who made it back from the prisoners colony known as Oz are now cordially invited to a cuppa with Brenda, otherwise known as HM The Queen (not of the desert). Alternatively you may want to attend an Oxford Debating Society event on the flaws in the execution of the charge of the Light Brigade.

Remember, Queen's English please, and none of the filthy stuff Queen Mom yells when she runs out of Gin Tonic.

Go to it troopers.

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Andreas

Der Kessel

Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

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Right, first round of pints are on me!

Hehehe Steve gave me the Corporate Visa card for the week!!! biggrin.gif

Madmatt

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Kitty, stop me if I gush enough to make you bring back your breakfast, but I just hopped over to your site to see if I could find the Collection™ and I saw this AMAZING Tiger.Did you do that? If you did, cor blimey gov'ner, that is FANTASTIC. Now all I have to do is find out how to instal mods...-str

No, I payed a couple people to make it for me so that I could get all this adulation and part with my money. Hehe, of course I made it! =P This is one reason why we need to at least scan the main board once in a while. ;)

Glad you like it. Easy to install, just unzip all the files into the cmbo\bmp\ directory.

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And the Lords of Light spake dire Words, and caused a Lock to appear on the Gates of Peng. But the Dark Gods could not be contained and burst forth anew, spewing their bile upon the multitudes yet again.

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Amen.

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In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria.

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Guest Germanboy

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Originally posted by Moriarty:

Guinness ... Lagavulin ... Laphroiag ... I think I'm in heaven.

Look Morty (may I call you Morty?) there was A reason the English took over Scotland, and here's a hint, it wasn't the sheep.

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Joe Shaw Senior Member

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Damn I was still working on my base tan, now I suppose we will all turn pasty,
You always were a patsy jd, as I will conclusively prove in our next ... oh ... pasty ... my mistake.

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I heartily admit you are a swine, Joe. But you are OUR swine. (Goanna)

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Bullethead Senior Member

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Originally posted by Germanboy:

Look Morty (may I call you Morty?) there was A reason the English took over Scotland, and here's a hint, it wasn't the sheep.

Scot hands were firm, their hearts were true

The shot into their guns they threw

O' course their dreaded claymores drew

On that fatal mairnin'

The English gave a great 'Huzzah'

An' marched out to the guns o' war

They wavered, turned, an' run awa'

Like sheep at shepherd's warnin'

Now footman faster than horseman flew

Red coats were mixed with bonnie blue

The dirks were wet but no' wi' dew

On that deadly mairnin'

The Roman legions tried in vain

The Saxon, Dane, an' Norman came

But noon o' us could they contain

Or heed this gentle warnin'

Roon, roon, ye gangrel crew

This mairnin's work ye lang will rue

The bonnie blue bonnets are after you

To wish ye all good mairnin'

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Joe, you ignorant fetidly gravid putrescent pool of pus! Patsy am I? Was it not you that squandered, squandered, mind you the golden opportunity I gave you to achieve a magnificent victory, one for the ages? How the motley, isolated, armorless troops held off your ravening hunnish hordes will be long told around the fires of camp.

Patsy, I think not. You shall rue the day you petulant pipsqueak. Why with your demonstrated military abilities, not to mention your cross dressing soldier wanna be and your nancy boy fawning over Kitty completely and totally illuminate your pathetic attempts to engage in anything resembling a competitive game Hell, I had to work to throw away victory and all you could achieve is the equivalent of the Mask of Shame.

So prattle on Joey, your days are numbered since you look to be older than I and if not well that's why I chose Croda as a squire, for despite his ineptitude at CM he does have some rather unique talents with a shiv and potions.

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Joe Shaw Senior Member

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So prattle on Joey, your days are numbered since you look to be older than I and if not well that's why I chose Croda as a squire
Allow me to repeat that last for those that may have missed it the first time ...
I chose Croda as a squire ...
{chortle}, sorry, sorry, it's just ...
I chose Croda as a squire ...
{snort}, really I'm sorry, but I mean really,
I chose Croda as a squire ...
{wipes tears from eyes} Ah man, that's great.

Joe

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Kitty, now that we are in the land of Fog and damp, I will be pleased to wear the "Ear of Chucky", although it will need a good scrub as there is no doubt that Camilla Parker-Bowles has had her Grubby Mitts on it. Although on the bright side, that ear has also seen Princess Diana in the buff so 'thanks' Kitty, your'e ACE!

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Kitty, you are inspiring as you are shiny in leather. Lovely pictures.

The rest of you, sod off. And this is a silly name for a thread.

O, Kitty, what did you do to Germanboy, looks like a japanese guy got confused and signed up at the wrong country's booth.

PeterNZ

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Guest Germanboy

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Originally posted by PeterNZer:

And this is a silly name for a thread.

Bah you clueless git. T'is a grog title, the ultimate insult for the Peng thread. You go and figure it out. BTW, the bald one agrees with you, so I must be doing somefink right.

Deal with it. Want some HP Sauce on those mushy peas?

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Bullethead Senior Member

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SheepNZbed muled:

O, Kitty, what did you do to Germanboy, looks like a japanese guy got confused and signed up at the wrong country's booth.

Ever hear that song "Turning Japanese"? That applies to Gerbiltoy, I really think so biggrin.gif

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Lorak: Main screen turn on!

Meeks: Hello Gentlemen.

Lorak: It's you!

Meeks: All Mensch's bases belong to us, twice.

Lorak: What you say?!

Meeks: Mensch has no chance, scribe his losses.

Meeks: Ha ha ha ha!

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Fionn has his rule of 76, I have mine. Mine is much simpler, I get to buy whatever I want ... you get 76 points.

-Joe Shaw

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Stuka Senior Member

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jSharndorf, the only reason you found the girls to be so abrasive was because you are homely as a hatfull of A**holes and you smell of elderberries.

I lived in the UK from 1989-1991 and had to keep beating the girls away with a stick!

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Originally posted by Ales Dvorak:

Jibba Jabba

Elijah Meeks, How much is Lorak Ø?

I don't even know how to write that character, much less what it means. Care to explain, oh weird-ass Norweigian guy?

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Fionn has his rule of 76, I have mine. Mine is much simpler, I get to buy whatever I want ... you get 76 points.

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