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Originally posted by Kitty:

*sees steverat on the ground next to her litter box*

Wow. How'd this get out of there?

*places steverat back in the box and buries him in the sand*

Kitty

ROTFL... wow shes good. RESPECT

now sod off!

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Originally posted by jshandorf:

Mace, what were you doing to Mensch?

Eeeeeew, gross.

Jeff

you may stay out other peoples business! you git... as for you beating GermanLad.. good show.. the git deserves a loss or five... to put him to shame.. I challange Jiff to a battle... and I WILL BEAT YOU only to bring it back here like a dead cat (sorry kitty no relation to what I am talking about) and show it to the lads and say... LOOK.. HERE LIES A GIT.. AND A DEAD ONE AT THAT.. BUHAHAHAHA!

you my sir are being set up! in more ways then one.... I'm priming my rockets as we speak!

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Stevetheratdroppings,

When you dig yourself out of the litter box, send my the next turn you usless kipper. So far the only advancing your doing is with your platoon of half-tracks you finally brought out. You've moved roughly 300m in five turns, despite outnumbering me something like 10:1. You ability to spin, shows a promising career in Lawyer's Washington DC (or Parlamint since your a stinking Limey) lobby.

Marlow will hopefully stop that nasty "work" thing he is doing and send a turn this weekend. If not he is obviously a worthless slice of dung and can be safetly ingnored.

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Originally posted by Wildman:

Stevetheratdroppings,

When you dig yourself out of the litter box, send my the next turn you usless kipper. So far the only advancing your doing is with your platoon of half-tracks you finally brought out. You've moved roughly 300m in five turns, despite outnumbering me something like 10:1. You ability to spin, shows a promising career in Lawyer's Washington DC (or Parlamint since your a stinking Limey) lobby.

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I sent that file in the first millennium you swine. Check the box outside your trailer, you travelling salesmans 'activity' centre.

And, I'll have you know, I've got you completely surrounded. Cut off. Pocketed. Do you surrender or die like a foo? I'll accept your surrender by e-mail to preserve the dignity you think you have.

stevetherat

[This message has been edited by stevetherat (edited 01-31-2001).]

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I sent a turn last night you scabborous ratshaggar. As for being surrounded, your obviously a victim if Mad Cow disease. You couldn't surround your Purple Mace with Rosy Palm and her five friendly sisters.

Come and get me, you worthless git!

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Hyman LIVES!!!!!

And to return with such a witty post. WOW!! I'm so impressed I almost added a smiley.

Perhaps that last binge at Elvis' and Peng's has adled your brain?

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Originally posted by mensch:

you may stay out other peoples business! you git... as for you beating GermanLad.. good show.. the git deserves a loss or five... to put him to shame.. I challange Jiff to a battle... and I WILL BEAT YOU only to bring it back here like a dead cat (sorry kitty no relation to what I am talking about) and show it to the lads and say... LOOK.. HERE LIES A GIT.. AND A DEAD ONE AT THAT.. BUHAHAHAHA!

Bah, sir! I wave my hand at you and say bah again, bah! I have been warned of your willy and rocket ways. I fear you not for you are fetid earth beneath my feet. I step on you, sir. I pee on you. Phffffft!

Send me a setup then, but send it to: jshandorf@mediaone.net so that I can plot your death from home.

Originally posted by mensch:

you my sir are being set up! in more ways then one.... I'm priming my rockets as we speak!

[Looking over shoulder] You better not have Mace sneaking up on me! I am a lot meaner than a sheep!

And quit playing with your rocket in public. It's embarrassing and against the law. Oh wait, we're in Canada now... Okay! It may NOT be against the law but stop it anyway!

damn Canadians...

Jeff

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First of all, David, you stupid sot, if names were meant to be descriptive, everyone would have the, culturally appropriate, name of, "Ugly little purple person that cries and wets itself." -Meeks.

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Chupacabra wrote:

You're an unfunny discount Seanachai and I won't play you.

Well, I can't argue with that. The 'Pools taught me this much: if you lack the wit, pile on the tedious twaddle! Or start referring to "thingies" and variations thereupon.

P.S: Do an episode with Baltar.

This fascination with Anthony Zerba is quite unnatural (though apropos, as the ragtag, fugitive 'Pool again flees the Matt-lon tyranny).

Equally as unnatural is your veneration of the Clash. What's the attraction?

-Raw, rockin' garage sound. Yes, but the Ramones were and are more authentic, and probably founded "garage-land."

-Angry, political lyrics. Sure, if you don't mind that the Dead Kennedys kick their ass at it and have better musical chops.

-British accents and pretention. Sting's got them beat by a factor 10, plus he had the sheer, self-important evilness to break up the Police and work for Disney.

-They put it all together in a total package of mediocrity that is much less than the sum of its parts. Hey, now that's something I'm sure you can relate to. No wonder you like 'em.

You may as well send a setup--I'm annoying but persistent, like a dose of drug-resistant clap.

Agua Perdido

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Originally posted by Wildman:

Hyman LIVES!!!!!

And to return with such a witty post. WOW!! I'm so impressed I almost added a smiley.

Perhaps that last binge at Elvis' and Peng's has adled your brain?

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You were obviously napping after suckling on the Air Force's teat. That wasn't my first "return post"

Do you think that you invented that nick? Try to be original. That is all I ask. My favorite was "Here I Am Shoot Me"

Here is your assignment for tonight:

Instead of endangering yet another plane with your inept mechanical skills and your wrench, I want you to come up with as many derogatory nick names you can get from Hiram Sedai. Then, take that list and roll it up nice and tight. Put a ribbon on it, (red one please) and then....

NC-17 spoiler below

cram it up yer ass, ya FudgePacker.

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So the turnip, Ismell decides to proceed? Let's exaimine his application.

Originally posted by Iskander:

...Not that the Hagia Sophia of the Third Person of PENG™ would not know,

Good nice reference with some cultural awareness
...Gods fiery testicles, man!
nice imagery there, but you shall of course must deal with "you know whose" retibution for that
Of course “engineer” is ambiguous! The likes of us can slither from one overpaid job to the next while our last boss was still figuring out what the hell it was we were supposed to do!
At least you posses a modicum of insight into your owm pathetic self
... And I don’t believe for an Albertan minnit)…
acceptable allusion to the god forsaken wasteland we find ourselves banished to
Now dump that secretary off your lap ... for I shall plant you and your jacket into the dirt like so many other avocadoes!
Not a strong finish but it has a certain amusement qualty to it. The rest was unadulterated ****e.

I'll give it a C-. At least you have shown some promise. Much like the potential mold has on a left open container of yougurt. Mind you I'd never sponsor you , but tolerate comes to mind. Before you prattle on, reflect that you are the supplicant seeking my deference to your presence. truly pathetic when you consider it. Hmmm should I allow him to grovel and kiss my ring, or piss on him. Well that's the beauty of the pool I can do both.

So by seeking a game you acknowledge your worthlessness, in that case you may send an appropriate setup and we shall carve upon your softer parts, Loser as has been done to so many before you.

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If frogs had uzi's, snakes woudn't mess with them so much. - Hiram

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O.K, here's something for those of you who have the time. Go over to Yahoo.com, type in "Hiram Sedai" and hit search.

I was looking to see what the internet would come up with for what a Hiram Sedai was, and that's what I got. Now I am curious. I'm off to type in a bunch of the pooler's names in different search engines to see what I can locate.

I'm starting a fad, I just know it. A cesspool fad.

Ok, carry on now.

GI Tom

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And you call yourselves Cesspoolers! PAH!

In less than 24 hours I flop in here, flail around like a Greek on the end of Polyphemus’ toothpick, and walk away with Herr GrumpenMorsen begging me for a setup! Do any of you realize? Do any of you have a grasp? The slightest notion, how stupid this makes me look?!? The man is a winning-machine! He was supposed to brush me off easier than Mace getting wool off his lederhosen, leaving me to slink around the Squires pathetically mumbling, “nudge, nudge . . . how’s about a little game, mate?” Now I’ve got to go to the time and trouble – taking valuable seconds away from thoughts like “I wonder what balsa tastes like?” – to put together aforementioned begged setup and send it to him, only to be crushed flatter than Slappy’s usefulness on this Thread™ in two or three turns. I say again, PAH!

So this time, the aim’s a little lower. No, I humbly apologize . . . the aim is very, very low. Low enough, in fact, to hit the broad side of a Scot.

Yes, OGSF, you Broad Scot, you . . . get your muzzle out of that wee dram (and hearing of your proclivities it’s more likely a dram of wee . . .) and listen up! I’ve been to North Britain, I’ve had their hooch, and just like Lore-smack, I’ve got a splash of Celtic up my family tree (although in his case it would be a family bamboo), and I know exactly why you’re next: Scots lose!

You see, laddie, I’ve got a book at home . . . sitting nestled between the newsgroup porn hardcopies, called ‘Famous Scottish Battles.’ Now, note that title carefully, OberBurper: ‘Battles’, not ‘Victories.’ Were it the latter, a small, oft-photocopied single page – with triple-spaced type, just like a handbill entitled “Things to do in Canada” – would have sufficed. The Scots may fight like lions, but they lose like sheep (not now, Mace). In light of my impending doom with “jaded,” I shall require a “win” in the other column and your border-romance patois-self is perfect for the job.

So: go watch your old Star Trek episodes with Scotty so you can brush-up on your marble-gargling burr, and write back with all those pathetic excuses why you wont give me the time of day, stupid inane posts, et cetera. It really doesn’t matter: just as I know you’ll lose to me on the field, so you shall on this, PENG’S OWN™ One True Thread!

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Originally posted by GI Tom:

I was looking to see what the internet would come up with for what a Hiram Sedai was, and that's what I got.

GI Tom

I always thought boredom led to masterbatory excess and drinking Mad Dog 20/20 (green) Typing my name into Yahoo.com is just plain silly. Try either Mamma.com or Dogpile.com. Germanboy prefers Google.com whereas Mensch prefers Spankmedaddy.com. Mace can be found at DirkDigglerismyhero.com and Croda is usually at movies.com. He had to be different.

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Originally posted by Iskander:

[bDo any of you realize? Do any of you have a grasp? The slightest notion, how stupid this makes me look?!?

Maybe if you dance for us, you could better illustrate that point. Here are some tap shoes and sparklers that Croda used to use. Do you seriously think that the Knights play CM better than the squires? HA

I know better.

There is a Knight whose record is 1/18/2. I wont mention his name but it rymes with Red Eye.

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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

Do you seriously think that the Knights play CM better than the squires? HA

I know better.

There is a Knight whose record is 1/18/2. I wont mention his name but it rymes with Red Eye.

Man, Hiram, if you haven't stolen the title of "suckiest CM player" from Boriarty yet than he should had it over to you gladly.

Maybe if you got your cat to play for you? Since it probably has a better random chance of winning than you do I would say it's a good call. It's little furry paw thwacking the mouse to and fro placing the troops randomly upon the board. I say go for it. What do you REALLY have to lose? Your dignity? Shaw...right! You lost that long ago me boy.

BTW that group picture with Peng in it... Does Peng dress himself or does he get help from the wifey? Good god, talk about shaving my dogs ass and teaching it to walk backwards... ugh.

Jeff

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First of all, David, you stupid sot, if names were meant to be descriptive, everyone would have the, culturally appropriate, name of, "Ugly little purple person that cries and wets itself." -Meeks.

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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

Shandorf...you're kidding, right? You are making fun of how somebody looks?

You?

Considering I didn't include the picture of my date and I from that night, I would say you should be thankful to me, Hiram. For if you would have viewed such a picture only then would you truly realize how pathetic your "REAL LIFE" really is.

She is such a visage of beauty mere mortals such as yourself do not deserve to lay eyes upon her. If you were to see her in public you would avert your eyes for fear she may look down upon you like the scruffy little nerf herder you are.

Feh!

Jeff

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First of all, David, you stupid sot, if names were meant to be descriptive, everyone would have the, culturally appropriate, name of, "Ugly little purple person that cries and wets itself." -Meeks.

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Originally posted by Pvt.Tom:

Hee Hee Hee ... look at me I am a Peng Thread virgin na na na na

Pvt.Tom

I am making a big mistake coming in here aren't I.

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Mace! Get him while I hold him down!!! Ooooooh, are you in for it NOW mister! Mace is known for making sheep tremble from merely his gaze. Now imagine what he is gonna do to you! Yeeeeeeeha! Squeal like a pig! Squeal like a pig! I'm with ya boy! I'm with ya! Yeeeeeeeha!

Jeff

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First of all, David, you stupid sot, if names were meant to be descriptive, everyone would have the, culturally appropriate, name of, "Ugly little purple person that cries and wets itself." -Meeks.

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ohhhhh hello 'cesspoolers', ou en est on maintenant ? Ahhh Canada, ca veut dire que je peux essayer mes nouveaux skis ? J'espere qu'on ne devra pas parler français tout le temps car je suis toujours en train d'apprendre et je prefere converser en anglais... Or even Scottish :)

BTW the second pic of Peng is Just how I imagined him to look... now I want to see you Seanachaicoochie cooooooo so come on laddie, didnae be feart, get yer mugshot up before a set ma hounds on ye..... biggrin.gif

Christ..... I've said this before and I'll say it again, OGSF your too bloody good at this Scottish stuff, its sooooooo bloody hard I admire ye laddie. smile.gif

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Originally posted by Iskander:

So this time, the aim’s a little lower. No, I humbly apologize . . . the aim is very, very low. Low enough, in fact, to hit the broad side of a Scot.

(YK2) Hey leave our broad sides out of this biggrin.gif

I’ve got a splash of Celtic up my family tree ...Scots lose.

(YK2) More like you've got your head shoved so far up your ass you can't see daylight. rolleyes.gif

You see, laddie, I’ve got a book at home . . . sitting nestled between the newsgroup porn hardcopies, called...

(YK2) "How To Taunt Like A True Scot"

The Scots may fight like lions,and when they do lose they do it in Style......

http://www.electricscotland.com/history/battles.htm

Who's for a little sing song then?

Ohhh flower of Scotland,

When will we see,

Your likes again,

Who fought and died for,

Your wee bit Hill and Glen

And stood against them,

Proud Edwards Army.

And sent them homewards

To think again..

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