6(sic)6 Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 1. someone throws a baseball nad you yell "GRENADE" 2. You ask the car salesman for a car with a "hatch" when you really mean "Sunroof" 3. you try to park your car "hull down" 4. you refuse to go to a zoo because you wife tells you there are "tigers" there. 5. you cut a whole in the front of your car claiming its for a "hull MG" thats all i could think of for now, PLEASE add more!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunc Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 not really a funny one, but it's true... I had a dream that I was IN Combat Mission. But it wasnt like real life, just like a computer game. spooky or...you look out for likely ambush points when driving your way to work. [ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: dunc ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunc Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 You imagine how you'd defend the bay where you spent your summer holiday relaxing you make a CM map of the place where you went on holiday. yes...i am that sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface21 Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 You know youve played too much CM when.... You want to call down artillery on that traffic jam in front of you. You try to flank that old lady for the last parking spot. You wonder if your in LOS of that cop car you just sped by. You argue insecently on wether or not the Bren had a freakin' tripod. You wonder what combat bonuses your boss has. You write a list of "You Know You've Played to Much CM When....". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shatter Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dogface21: You know youve played too much CM when.... You want to call down artillery on that traffic jam in front of you. You try to flank that old lady for the last parking spot. You wonder if your in LOS of that cop car you just sped by. You argue insecently on wether or not the Bren had a freakin' tripod. You wonder what combat bonuses your boss has. You write a list of "You Know You've Played to Much CM When....".<hr></blockquote> I know exactly what your talking about. I just got a 2002 Explorer Limited yesterday , and I already thought" man I could put a 50cal. out the rear, and a 7.62mm or another 50cal out of the hatch (oh moon roof). [ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: Shatter ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pzman Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 You know you've played to much CM when: You run down the street telling your friends to take cover behind a tree because you saw an AFV. You jump under your bed to get away from those evil Rune scenarios... You hide behind a tree when hear a loud vehicle coming around the corner You hit the dirt when a fire cracker goes off, thinking its 81mm mortars coming in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 You know you've played too much CM when you spend your free time designing and building your very own AFV. Just because no one else you know has one. And your wife lets you, because at least you aren't playing "that damn game, again"! [ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: R_Leet ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 1st Hussars Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 You know you've played to much CM when you move to England just so you can drive a tank down the freeway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pzman Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 You know you have played to much CM when you post in a thread like this one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thermopylae Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Upon being told that 'right here would be a real safe place' by anyone you promptly point out where, if you were attacking, you would have machineguns positioned, where the infantry would be ermerging from, and how those tennis courts block your field of fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amidst_Void Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Shadow 1st Hussars: You know you've played to much CM when you move to England just so you can drive a tank down the freeway.<hr></blockquote> You wouldn't happen to be one of those buggers in England who owns a yellow painted tank and drives it about would you? I saw something on The Learning Channel a while ago about English people driving STREET LEGAL TANKS(!) around on the streets with no problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 1st Hussars Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amidst_Void: You wouldn't happen to be one of those buggers in England who owns a yellow painted tank and drives it about would you? I saw something on The Learning Channel a while ago about English people driving STREET LEGAL TANKS(!) around on the streets with no problems.<hr></blockquote> No, but only because i live in canada. We tend to frown on that sort of thing here in the new world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrage Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 Good one R_Leet, you'll have to post a picture when its done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
russellmz Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 you pull up two bookmarked links for "you know you've played too much cm when" http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/001251.html http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/004879.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JasonC Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 n - When you sit up in bed in morning, a voice in your head says "Los los los". n+1 - As you look both ways crossing a street, a voice in your heads says "Secure the flanks". n+2 - You find yourself estimating the current moral state of everyone at a business meeting or dinner party, on the CM "panic" to "alerted" scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluefish Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 When you ponder the question...."Should I lay my terrain first, or add elevation?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patgod Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 when you went to the movie "dude, where's my car" thinking it was "dude, where's that tiger?" [ 10-28-2001: Message edited by: Patgod ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Col Deadmarsh Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 You know you've played too much CM when... ...you wonder what the armor slope is for the front of your car. ...you add schurtzen to the side of your car...just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 When you don't play any more with CM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stixx Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Xavier: When you don't play any more with CM... <hr></blockquote> No! I believe that reply belong in the You know your dead when... thread mate.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6(sic)6 Posted October 28, 2001 Author Share Posted October 28, 2001 thanx for posting the other threads, russelmz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 When you have lost touch wit reality so much that you discuss armor slope and thickness with your wife expecting her to care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fangorn Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 When this is the fifth thread of its kind you've saw, and you keep counting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted October 28, 2001 Share Posted October 28, 2001 I had the window open this morning, and I heard and unmistakable sqeaking sound coming from the street. I fully expected to see a Tiger tank rolling down the street. Much to my disappointment, it was just an old car Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted October 29, 2001 Share Posted October 29, 2001 Soldiers, ....too much CM when: After an earthquake you rush home to make sure your house hasn't exploded. You find yourself running to work carring a breif case full fo bricks--- just to prove that MG's CAN run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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