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1. someone throws a baseball nad you yell "GRENADE"

2. You ask the car salesman for a car with a "hatch" when you really mean "Sunroof"

3. you try to park your car "hull down"

4. you refuse to go to a zoo because you wife tells you there are "tigers" there.

5. you cut a whole in the front of your car claiming its for a "hull MG"

thats all i could think of for now, PLEASE add more!!

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not really a funny one, but it's true...

I had a dream that I was IN Combat Mission. But it wasnt like real life, just like a computer game. spooky

or...you look out for likely ambush points when driving your way to work.

[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: dunc ]</p>

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You know youve played too much CM when....

You want to call down artillery on that traffic jam in front of you.

You try to flank that old lady for the last parking spot.

You wonder if your in LOS of that cop car you just sped by.

You argue insecently on wether or not the Bren had a freakin' tripod.

You wonder what combat bonuses your boss has.

You write a list of "You Know You've Played to Much CM When....".

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Dogface21:

You know youve played too much CM when....

You want to call down artillery on that traffic jam in front of you.

You try to flank that old lady for the last parking spot.

You wonder if your in LOS of that cop car you just sped by.

You argue insecently on wether or not the Bren had a freakin' tripod.

You wonder what combat bonuses your boss has.

You write a list of "You Know You've Played to Much CM When....".<hr></blockquote>

I know exactly what your talking about. I just got a 2002 Explorer Limited yesterday , and I already thought" man I could put a 50cal. out the rear, and a 7.62mm or another 50cal out of the hatch

(oh moon roof). :D

[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: Shatter ]</p>

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You know you've played to much CM when:

You run down the street telling your friends to take cover behind a tree because you saw an AFV.

You jump under your bed to get away from those evil Rune scenarios... :D

You hide behind a tree when hear a loud vehicle coming around the corner

You hit the dirt when a fire cracker goes off, thinking its 81mm mortars coming in.

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You know you've played too much CM when you spend your free time designing and building your very own AFV. Just because no one else you know has one. And your wife lets you, because at least you aren't playing "that damn game, again"!

[ 10-27-2001: Message edited by: R_Leet ]</p>

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Shadow 1st Hussars:

You know you've played to much CM when you move to England just so you can drive a tank down the freeway.<hr></blockquote>

You wouldn't happen to be one of those buggers in England who owns a yellow painted tank and drives it about would you? I saw something on The Learning Channel a while ago about English people driving STREET LEGAL TANKS(!) around on the streets with no problems.

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<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Amidst_Void:

You wouldn't happen to be one of those buggers in England who owns a yellow painted tank and drives it about would you? I saw something on The Learning Channel a while ago about English people driving STREET LEGAL TANKS(!) around on the streets with no problems.<hr></blockquote>

No, but only because i live in canada. We tend to frown on that sort of thing here in the new world

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n - When you sit up in bed in morning, a voice in your head says "Los los los".

n+1 - As you look both ways crossing a street, a voice in your heads says "Secure the flanks".

n+2 - You find yourself estimating the current moral state of everyone at a business meeting or dinner party, on the CM "panic" to "alerted" scale.

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