Lawyer Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Peng, why not send your ode to the local Jr. High School? Those boys know all about sticky hands. Get back to us when you learn how to make Krispy-Kreme doughnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Lawyer, you smilie posting swine... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 No-one understands you like I do, Peng. That was, *sniff*, beautiful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Here is ol' hubby, former ruler of the underworld looking none too pleased with his new position in life... <hr></blockquote> Berli's been needing a new look. The jester hat is much better than the horns and red cape. Besides, he's got all of eternity to get used to it. Persephone [ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: Patch ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Mace: Well yes, I am a professional! <hr></blockquote> You mean we have to PAY for it!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Persephone: Berli's been needing a new look. The jester hat is much better than the horns and red cape. Besides, he's got all of eternity to get used to it.<hr></blockquote> Just remember, I know where you sleep. Herr Oberst will get his soon enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Oh, how I do like the pretty pictures. FYI for you assorted warts and nodules on the buttocks of humanity...I installed CM once more on my PC. More to follow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Ghost of Hiram, you, Meeks, and I seem to be on similar return schedules (or 'shedyools' like you Brits like to say it, or 'what time do we hump the sheep?' as the Aussies prefer). I see little has changed here in the dump of all dumps, except for Berli's been usurped by his better half. And Marlow and Shandorffffff and jd are no where to be seen. And this guy who keeps talking about food. He just sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: Ghost of Hiram, you, Meeks, and I seem to be on similar return schedules (or 'shedyools' like you Brits like to say it, or 'what time do we hump the sheep?' as the Aussies prefer). I see little has changed here in the dump of all dumps, except for Berli's been usurped by his better half. And Marlow and Shandorffffff and jd are no where to be seen. And this guy who keeps talking about food. He just sucks.<hr></blockquote> I doubt if everyone in that country likes to hump sheep. Its just that one eccentric (if he is affluent) Aussie who looks like a porn star. I can do without Shandy Duncan. I agree about the guy who is hooked on a cable tv show about food. He brings about the all too familiar homophobic feelings I get. I would guess that his other favorite tv network is lifetime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Stand by for the Senior Knight list Peng, ta Hell with the Gnome... didn't care what he thought anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Stand by for the Senior Knight list Peng, ta Hell with the Gnome... didn't care what he thought anyway<hr></blockquote> I know I won't be on that list, but I'm curious though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 First among the Knights of the Pool shall be... Sir Joe Shaw, Knight Champion of the MBT, Justicar and Cesspool Drain commissioner He shall stand second to the Olde Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted December 18, 2001 Author Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: First among the Knights of the Pool shall be... Sir Joe Shaw, Knight Champion of the MBT, Justicar and Cesspool Drain commissioner He shall stand second to the Olde Ones<hr></blockquote> PShaw! First Knight?!? Sherli you jest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 No, wait. I'm not curious any more. I'm back to not really caring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: PShaw! First Knight?!? Sherli you jest!<hr></blockquote> How nice... your name IS in my book, so I CAN strike a line through it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 The new provence of Dementia shall be divided by the following: Sir Pawbroon, Grand Chevalier du Bizarre, The French Sir Mensch the Mad, Knight Defender of Village Idiots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: First among the Knights of the Pool shall be... Sir Joe Shaw, Knight Champion of the MBT, Justicar and Cesspool Drain commissioner He shall stand second to the Olde Ones<hr></blockquote>{sniff} Certainly no more than I deserve but the Knight Champion part ... (first door on your left} I thought that was Fionn Kelly and {don't forget to flush} Would that mean I'd HAVE to accept a challenge ... 'cause I'm more of an administrative type right now. I'd be happy to ASSIGN someone else to accept the challenge on behalf of the CessPool but since my turns are just a wee tad bit slow these days it wouldn't be fair. {... nah, I don't care if you leave the lid up or not} I've been thinking that with my new duties it might be a good idea to have an election for a new CessPool Drain Commissioner. It strikes me that it would be a WONDERFUL opportunity for some really vicious campaign slurs and corruption. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 The penal colony known as Oz shall be divided thusly: Freiherr Goanna, Rittmeister von Oz und Ãœberlizard Sir Mace, Knight Commander of Queensland, resident Sheepshagger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 The following shall hold lands in the Royal Demesne: Sir Madmatt, Knight Champion with a Big Stick, Olde Baldy, The Bald One, Chrome Dome, etc Sir Lorak, Knight Commander of the College of Heralds, Elflord and Keeper of the Sacred Scrolls Sir Geire, Knight Commander of the Frozen North, The Olde Firme [ie, ei, who really cares?] [ 12-18-2001: Message edited by: Berlichtingen ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Stand by for the Senior Knight list Peng, ta Hell with the Gnome... didn't care what he thought anyway<hr></blockquote> Well, I was going to tonight. But your list struck me as fine, except you forget that idjit Speedy. He came in on the first page of the original thread to lay odds on my game with Peng, and never really left again. As he's an Aussie, most likely he simply could not find the door. And Peng, your tribute to bread was simply beautiful. Makes me wonder what heights you could reach with a tribute to beer, or whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: Well, I was going to tonight. But your list struck me as fine, except you forget that idjit Speedy. He came in on the first page of the original thread to lay odds on my game with Peng, and never really left again. As he's an Aussie, most likely he simply could not find the door.<hr></blockquote> I have no objection to him... He'll need a title, and we should probably give him a piece of Oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Oh, and although I will go into more detail later, I have just lost a game to that horrid Aussie, Stuka. I laboured mightily, but victory was not mine. In fact, victory took a rather lengthy detour around me all together. It was a Major Axis Victory for the Aussie daredemon. I thought, after his previous victory, that my hatred for him was a stable,established,and comfortable thing. But after this defeat, I find I must hate him at a new and more dramatic level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and although I will go into more detail later, I have just lost a game to that horrid Aussie, Stuka. I laboured mightily, but victory was not mine. In fact, victory took a rather lengthy detour around me all together. It was a Major Axis Victory for the Aussie daredemon. I thought, after his previous victory, that my hatred for him was a stable,established,and comfortable thing. But after this defeat, I find I must hate him at a new and more dramatic level.<hr></blockquote> I miss your Alexander the Great sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 Now, for some truly annoying chaps: Sir Bauhaus, Knight Defender of The Chair, Patron Saint of the Immaculate Thingy Sir Andreas, Knight Commander of the Truly Pompous, The Bloody Hun Sir Elvis, Knight Defender of the Unnumbered Files, Bloody Pillock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 18, 2001 Share Posted December 18, 2001 And finally (or until we decide to add others) we have: Sir Hakko Ichiu, Knight Commander of the Perpetual Sneeze Sir Moriarty, Knight Defender of the Lost Cause Sir OGSF, Knight Commander of the Order of Robert Burns, Jimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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