Lawyer Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 You know the rules... Show a pair, but be artful and tasteful. Speed Limit -- Very Slow for Slow Learners Watch out for the Bald Cop lurking down the road. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: You know the rules...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hi, Mom! (I know, it's a dozen or so pages early for this, but I wanted to show solidarity with the Fantastic Things about CM thread.) Agua Perdido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunnee Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 You again lawyer? you never learn. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dunnee: You again lawyer? you never learn. . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh the guy named after the Aussie toilet showed up. This should prove entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunnee Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 very interesting indeed, you all havent shown me anything yet. . I seen better snaps in those wack MTV commercials from back in the day. . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark IV Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 Nothing but newbie scum, lawyers, and gits here, but following the bouncing padlock brings us here. So be it, then. Croda, your mom says hi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 Ohhhh....kaaayyy, I guess we'll head over here then, even though the other had more posts and had caught on nicely... I'm guessing Jake has some "compromising" pix of the BTS staff to pull this little coup off... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 Welcome to Peng Challengeville? What kind of lame ass crap is that? Seems that once again the voice of the people has been ignored by the powers that be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 Bifurcation Bites! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 *follows Iskander in* It's not early, I_scandle, it's 6.20am, and Saturday too! And if anyone's going to name themselves after an Aussie Loo, I wish they'd go to the trouble of spelling it right, hey Dunnee! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: Seems that once again the voice of the people has been ignored by the powers that be.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It's said "The second, sober, thought of the people is seldom wrong." Thus, we need not fret about ever being right around here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: It's not early, I_scandle, it's 6.20am, and Saturday too! Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> *gasp!* My God! I'm still drunk, much less hungover, at that hour! Are you as dumb as mensch or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 "Peng Challengeville"? "Peng Challengeville"? Geez lawboy, I knew you were lame, but I didn't think you were THAT lame . . . MrSpkr BTW I see baldy has locked six threads on the first page. Must not be getting any at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: Are you as dumb as mensch or something?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You heartless, heartless, insulting b*stard! Besides you should know no-one can be as dumb as Mensch. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jd Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 The trouble with Jake taking the reins is that he'll post 355 comments from the Congressional Record, issue 25 volumnes of proposed regulations in the Federal Register regarding the use of "pengs" in public areas, and petition for a writ of certiorari to the Supremes to allow "No harm - No foul" 4th Amendment Search violations to inspect the sheep to ensure no"mistreatment" resulting in the use of the DEA and FBI assisting Immigration in banning and deporting Ozzies left and right. So what snakely-odeo Washington Lawyer was recently seen squiring around the two Supreme Ct hotties, Ruth and Sandra Day? [ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: jd ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=001105 hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iskander Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: You heartless, heartless, insulting b*stard! Besides you should know no-one can be as dumb as Mensch. Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Item 1: Yes, you're correct. Item Not So 1: I suspect you are correct... I've yet to play anyone else that loses in THREE TURNS then takes another dozen to surrender... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted April 27, 2001 Author Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Marlow: Welcome to Peng Challengeville? What kind of lame ass crap is that? Seems that once again the voice of the people has been ignored by the powers that be.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, well, Mr. Marlow... So we meet again. But this time the advantage is MINE! Bwhahahaha... Now go back to p. 16 of the last Peng thread to see my artful response to your cheesy challenge. You K Street Mongrel of Money. Joe Shaw Also visit the bottom of p. 16 on thread past to see what I think of you and why the world must be saved from your kind. Iskander I saw you drinking at Marlow's Bar. In retaliation, I have submitted your name as the new President of the Kentucky AA, and given your name to every fire-breathing Baptist minister from Ohio to Tennesee. Mark IV Your unkind and undeserved remarks on a legal forum like this deserve some response. How about I post a new topic on the main forum in your name as follows: "Why are guns that fire bullets automatically called machine guns?" Panzerboy and the rest are just waiting to pounce on you. Good one, jd. I think I can convince the EPA to regulate the Peng thread as a toxic waste dump. There is certainly carnal stress syndrome going on here. To the rest of you losers, the only way out of this thread jail is to hire a good lawyer. Let me know if you find one. Evil Jake [ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: Lawyer ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: "Peng Challengeville"? "Peng Challengeville"? Geez lawboy, I knew you were lame, but I didn't think you were THAT lame . . . <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Is this what you want to become? Seeing BGL (Big Gub'ment Lawyer) in action should be enough to scare you away from law school. Drop out of school and find a field that provides more benefit to society, like Pimp to a stable of crack whores. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Iskander: It's said "The second, sober, thought of the people is seldom wrong." Thus, we need not fret about ever being right around here...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ironic to see you use the term "sober" in a post. Send me a set-up you wretched sot, after Hiram Wanabee left, I don't have anymore inebriated opponents to play. And as far as you go BGL (AKA Big Gub'ment Lawyer) Besides coming up with least interesting thread title in months (must be your bureaucratic training in action) you posted AFTER I DID. I demand the chance to pluck out your eyeballs, stretchyour optic nerves out of you head, and tie them together across the bridge of your nose. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BGL: So think again before risking all by taunting the Law. Are you slug enough to face the REAL Lawyer?? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> REAL lawyer? What is a "REAL lawyer"? Is that sort of like "certified" dog ****. I mean you already know that the steaming pile on the side of the road is crap, do you really need to know that what kind of dog it came from. [ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: Marlow ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jd: ...and petition for a writ of certiorari to the Supremes to allow "No harm - No foul" 4th Amendment Search violations to inspect the sheep to ensure no"mistreatment" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And of course this would have no jurisdiction in Australia, so why should I worry? (not that I would condone the mistreatment of sheep or any other animal - however I do support on occassion, the wacking across the back of the skull of some of the legal fraternity with a 4x2" bit of wood)! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: Well, well, Mr. Marlow[/b You K Street Mongrel of Money. Evil Jake<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Surprisingly, you got that one right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=001105 hehe<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> http://www.battlefront.com/cgi-bin/bbs/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=001106 Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunnee Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 ok, first off, my name has nothing to do with aussie toilets, I even thought aussie toilets were called just that "aussie toilets" wuttup mace. . . and as for lawyer, i don't think he's fit to represent colin ferguson or even Tawana Brawley, much less himself. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted April 27, 2001 Author Share Posted April 27, 2001 I think "Welcome to Peng Challengeville!" is a catchy title that should bring me some Hollywood offers. Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello have already called looking to star in the movie version. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 27, 2001 Share Posted April 27, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: I think "Welcome to Peng Challengeville!" is a catchy title that should bring me some Hollywood offers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Seems as good to me as any other Porn Title! <shrug> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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