Slapdragon Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 300 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 It would appear as if Mickey "Mr Obvious" Dorosh has grown a rudimentary sense of humor over the last several months. He took a swipe at MrSplattyDragoon in an idiot thread outre. NO NO NO NO NO PShaw! I have no INTENTION of even remotely coming near the idea of asking MrO to come within seven threads of the MBT. Just making an observation that one of the dullest humans on the planet actually showed a glimmer of something more than complete and utter stolid adherance to dullness. That's all, I didn't bleeding invite the sodding lackwit to come here and plant the flag of Boring in our little domain. So just lay off with the justicariate threats you rotten swine. And go and check the drains. dalem seems to have clogged some of them with certain ahem, (eeeew!) emissions. Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Pillocks. Ah'va mait Iberian ichthyologists' wi' more personality tha' yoo floaters. Dictionary? Wha? Ah dinnae knoo wha' ye implyin'........ Bastaarrrds... SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCDJimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>300<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> It AIN'T 300 'till MadMatt SAYS it's 300. Nobody jump the damn gun even if, and I want to be perfectly clear about this, even if someone DOES post over 300. And KNIGHTS ONLY Slapdragon, none of your newbie Squire tricks. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Just testing the new sig. My favorite breakfast sammich just happens to be sausage, bacon and ham with cheese, mayo and hot sauce - habanero please - on a kaiser roll. Halfway through one of those babies I can feel some of my smaller coronary arteries slamming shut. YUMMY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 3, 2001 Author Share Posted October 3, 2001 Well, I'm back, I'm sober, and...feh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 I am here, and I am not pleased. I take my responsibilities, such as they are, serioulsy, but I will not address them until we have a new home. I'm sure it's time to make a new Secure Homeland, so let us begin the process of petitioning the Great Bald One. [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roborat Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Once again, Slappy, I was the Ronin Squire. That was my bit, stop stealing my stuff, and come up with something original. Or better yet, go away. On second thought, having our very own pet grog could be useful, and he will likely be kept at Squire for a while (heavy hint to the senior ones). Loathsome regards SIR Roborat (man, I love the look of that, I think I will do it again) SIR Roborat Yep, still feels good, Hey Peng: Hi dad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foobar Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Don't get too uppity Sir Roboslot, or I will engage yoo in another hellhole berning night-time city fight. Youre locky I took pity on yoo in month 9 and actyooally made aggressive actions. I could have left yoo to rot there in the corner of the map for 3 more months, but I took pity on yoo and gave yoo something to shoot at. And the way I am feeling, I coold do a year standing on my head. After leaving the domain of my sponsor,The Dark and Evil One, my spirits are high, my tonge is sharp, and my keyboard has the ALT AND the 'yoo' botton removed with a fork, showing my battlefield Moxie and Panache. Serrender is not an option for me withowt them, and my men are too stoopid to have a morale failere. (Its been a bitch learning to type with yoo's, but I think the payoff is werthwhile.) Abandon all hope, ye who enter. Yoo will see a new president in office before yoo see an end game with Foobar. To anyone else reading, may the flames of Allah consume your degenerate lifestyles. [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: *Captain Foobar* ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Before this one closes up for good, a quickie update from your old uncle Stukey. hehe, I said 'quickie', all you SSN's can stop snickering now. Not that it matters now that Lorak is still being surgically removed from that cheap 'member enhancer' he bought out of one of Maces sheep-porn mags, but I just whipped Dalem's ass but good in a little Moriarty created byte battle. 88-11 or some such. Apparantly he lost 50% of his force in the first 30 seconds of my fire. Ho-hum. Maybe he'll have better luck next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Hi Matt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Seanachai! Dang it Seanachai, I'm talking to you! Pay attention there! Discipline your squire, or boot his scrawny butt out (I prefer the latter). Apparently upset with the fact that he can't come in here and take over the place, he is now lobbying for what some are terming the Anti-Peng Challenge Thread! Apparently, he thinks the Grogs (shudder should have a thread within which to exchange insults and camaraderie (I thought that was what the whole Outer Board concept was about). In any event, you are seriously neglecting the ***BOOT*** once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Apparently, he thinks the Grogs (shudder) should have a thread within which to exchange insults and camaraderie <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> PERFECT! Not like it is up to us if they want to do they're own Gentlemen's Club, but I say Let 'em have it (right between the eyes with a ball-peen, if they'd like). <big>PLEASE!</big> They can soak up the riff-raff with which we then won't have to deal. Good luck and Good riddance to 'em. Ya <big>Pillock</big>. {edited to emphasize <big>Pillock</big>} [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Leeo ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agua Perdido Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lars: Key Lime Martini’s ... It’s not that I like them, it’s that the women like them.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ah, so you're claiming the Heretical KLM's are what an aussie acquaitance of one once referred to as, "skirt lifter," eh? And why exactly would this mean that you don't drink 'em? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> And Agua, since you named yourself after something that frogs make love in <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> As did you (assuming Lars is your real name), you amphibian-pimping amplexophile. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> you can send the setup.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> And so I shall! Real Soon Now! Why don't you hold your breath and wait for it? (Not you, Bauhaus.) Hi, Matt! Agua Perdido Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slapdragon Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Seanachai! Dang it Seanachai, I'm talking to you! Pay attention there! Discipline your squire, or boot his scrawny butt out (I prefer the latter). Apparently upset with the fact that he can't come in here and take over the place, he is now lobbying for what some are terming the Anti-Peng Challenge Thread! Apparently, he thinks the Grogs (shudder should have a thread within which to exchange insults and camaraderie (I thought that was what the whole Outer Board concept was about). In any event, you are seriously neglecting the ***BOOT*** once again.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> heck speak, that does not mean I don't belong to this little gathering, just that the non Pengers need to have a home in which to banter also, without so much arcana. Matt is likely tied up until Thursday (new girlfriend I think). How about we start a new Peng thread on our own and forsake this tired, worn out, and sad little thread. [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Slapdragon ] Just to add to the thread without adding posts, do so, wont leave Joe. Myaaaaah. (I learned that term working for the Federal Government). [ 10-03-2001: Message edited by: Slapdragon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>heck speak, that does not mean I don't beling to this little gathering, just that the non Pengers need to have a home in which to banter also, without so much arcana. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>So ... we don't care for the arcana ... another word might be TRADITION I suppose. Since you don't like the way we do things, perhaps you don't belong here ... perhaps you SHOULD start your new, non-arcane thread, don't let the door hit you in the butt on the way out. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Matt is likely tied up until Thursday (new girlfriend I think). How about we start a new Peng thread on our own and forsake this tired, worn out, and sad little thread. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>This, at least, is a good idea given the information provided. Here is my suggestion: The Peng Challenge Thread and Dead Pigs: It's What's For Breakfast NOW ... there WILL be an agreement HERE first and there WON'T be any freelance or competitive threads started UNTIL we start one that is first blessed HERE by one of the Olde Ones. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Ok, my suggestion: Now is the Challenge of out discontent, made horrid cess by this son of Peng Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Now is the Challenge of out discontent, made horrid cess by this son of Peng<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmm, so we need the FIRST Olde One on the scene to bless a thread ... which one WILL he choose I wonder? Fine, fine, fine, let it be yours by all means. Kindly proclaim it to be so Berli so we can do this in an orderly fashion. We will then await the beginning of your new and, no doubt, wonderous thread ... WITH RULES right? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 With rules? But of course! Be with you momentarily Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 3, 2001 Share Posted October 3, 2001 Kindly direct your attention Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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