Warts 'n' all Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 10 hours ago, Mord said: It's good to be the king. Not sure about that.... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 4 hours ago, Mord said: I am a God Emperor You are a sand flea with a wildly overinflated ego. But we already knew that, didn't we? Michael 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted June 1, 2018 Author Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Michael Emrys said: You are a sand flea with a wildly overinflated ego. But we already knew that, didn't we? Michael To a microbe, even a flea is a god. Now bow, oh Emrys of the flatulent keyboard, your Flea Deity commands it! Mord. Edited June 1, 2018 by Mord 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequoia Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 Warts n' all, you were responsible for what happened in that picture weren't you? And what's with the leopard? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted June 1, 2018 Share Posted June 1, 2018 I think all of this is some sort of Bene Gesserit plot. You know how those witches can be... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted June 1, 2018 Author Share Posted June 1, 2018 (edited) Could be. I've often pictured Emyrs as a nosy bald woman conspiring against the cosmos. Mord. Edited June 1, 2018 by Mord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 3 hours ago, Mord said: Could be. I've often pictured Emyrs as a nosy bald woman conspiring against the cosmos. Mord. with warts. Love the tags on this thread 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warts 'n' all Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 8 hours ago, Sequoia said: Warts n' all, you were responsible for what happened in that picture weren't you? And what's with the leopard? That is IanL, our Canadian Cat in disguise. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aragorn2002 Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 10 hours ago, Mord said: To a microbe, even a flea is a god. Now bow, oh Emrys of the flatulent keyboard, your Flea Deity commands it! Mord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 16 hours ago, Mord said: If Alex D reads this, yes, I upgraded from Master. Now you're talking.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 (edited) 12 hours ago, Warts 'n' all said: Not sure about that.... So how is your part - time job going? Edited June 2, 2018 by Ales Dvorak 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artkin Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 So Mord is responsible for the delay...? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequoia Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Mord is never late, nor is he ever early. He always arrives precisely when he means to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warts 'n' all Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Ales Dvorak said: So how is your part - time job going? Well the part-time job as an MP didn't pay. I got a full time job as a General, which paid fairly well, but the work ran out. So I went for the role as Lord Protector and got it. The pay was great, and Elizabeth was able to afford the finest cuts of meat, and the butcher called her Ma'am, instead of Mrs Cromwell. Edited June 2, 2018 by Warts 'n' all 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulomon Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Sequoia said: Mord is never late, nor is he ever early. He always arrives precisely when he means to. Mord ain't gandalf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Gandalf was a mere Maia. Mord is a God Emperor. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted June 3, 2018 Author Share Posted June 3, 2018 5 hours ago, Sulomon said: Mord ain't gandalf. Damn Straight. 'Cause I would've just cut off Golem's head , stuffed the ring in his mouth, and booked an eagle on Travelocity to drop it into Mt. Doom, while I kicked back in the Shire playing Combat Mission and making fun of Emrys' webbed feet and sloped cranium. God Emperors>stupid wizards with poor time management skills...and Emrys. Mord. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt.Squarehead Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 More likely just stuck the ring on your finger and added the title 'Dark Lord Of Mordor' to your ever growing collection IMHO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted June 3, 2018 Author Share Posted June 3, 2018 (edited) LOL. Yeah, at this rate my business cards are gonna end up being a foot long. Mord. Edited June 3, 2018 by Mord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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