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7 minutes ago, Sgt.Squarehead said:

How the **** did they manage to spell 'sketch' wrong?  :rolleyes:

Too much cocaine. Turns your brain into something that washed up on the beach a month ago. So putrid, even the gulls won't touch it.

Michael

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Guys,

I sent a friend, who enjoyed them, the two Nazi officer videos, to which he responded with this comedic gem.
 

On a grammatical note, I saw over on Tumblr a brilliant example of the Oxford comma and its importance. The sentence read:

We partied with two strippers, Jesus and Stalin.

This was as opposed to

We partied with two strippers, Jesus, and Stalin.

Since these were accompanied by small cartooned illos, I shall now need extensive therapy to "unsee" the extraordinary strippers!

Regards,

John Kettler

 

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Michael Emrys,

Regarding Assia, I find your decision to be extremely sagacious. Regarding the panda, funny you should give that example. The author has written several other books since.

https://www.amazon.com/Eats-Shoots-Leaves-Commas-Difference/dp/0399244913

Eats, Shoots & Leaves: Why, Commas Really Do Make a Difference! Hardcover – July 25, 2006

by Lynne Truss  (Author), Bonnie Timmons  (Illustrator)
 
Regards,
 
John Kettler

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A friend sent me this. I hope this takes. Alas, the pics didn't reproduce.

 

“THE ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE”

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
  

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
  

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"


 I thought hard for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?"

If I come up with a link, I'll post it here.

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On 9/26/2017 at 9:29 AM, Michael Emrys said:

The panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

:D

Michael

Michael, maaaaAaaaate!

Its Wombats eats roots and leaves.  Sheesh!  *rolls eyes*

 

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