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      Special Upgrade 4 Tech Tips   12/27/2016

      Hi all! Now that Upgrade 4 is out and about in large quantities we have now discovered a few SNAFUs that happen out in the scary, real world that is home computing.  Fortunately the rate of problems is extremely small and so far most are easily worked around.  We've identified a few issues that have similar causes which we have clear instructions for work arounds here they are: 1.  CMRT Windows customers need to re-license their original key.  This is a result of improvements to the licensing system which CMBN, CMBS, and CMFB are already using.  To do this launch CMRT with the Upgrade and the first time enter your Engine 4 key.  Exit and then use the "Activate New Products" shortcut in your CMRT folder, then enter your Engine 3 license key.  That should do the trick. 2.  CMRT and CMBN MacOS customers have a similar situation as #2, however the "Activate New Products" is inside the Documents folder in their respective CM folders.  For CMBN you have to go through the process described above for each of your license keys.  There is no special order to follow. 3.  For CMBS and CMFB customers, you need to use the Activate New Products shortcut and enter your Upgrade 4 key.  If you launch the game and see a screen that says "LICENSE FAILURE: Base Game 4.0 is required." that is an indication you haven't yet gone through that procedure.  Provided you had a properly functioning copy before installing the Upgrade, that should be all you need to do.  If in the future you have to install from scratch on a new system you'll need to do the same procedure for both your original license key and your Upgrade 4.0 key. 4.  There's always a weird one and here it is.  A few Windows users are not getting "Activate New Products" shortcuts created during installation.  Apparently anti-virus software is preventing the installer from doing its job.  This might not be a problem right now, but it will prove to be an issue at some point in the future.  The solution is to create your own shortcut using the following steps: Disable your anti-virus software before you do anything. Go to your Desktop, right click on the Desktop itself, select NEW->SHORTCUT, use BROWSE to locate the CM EXE that you are trying to fix. The location is then written out. After it type in a single space and then paste this:

      -showui

      Click NEXT and give your new Shortcut a name (doesn't matter what). Confirm that and you're done. Double click on the new Shortcut and you should be prompted to license whatever it is you need to license. At this time we have not identified any issues that have not been worked around.  Let's hope it stays that way Steve
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      Forum Reorganization   10/12/2017

      We've reorganized our Combat Mission Forums to reflect the fact that most of you are now running Engine 4 and that means you're all using the same basic code.  Because of that, there's no good reason to have the discussion about Combat Mission spread out over 5 separate sets of Forums.  There is now one General Discussion area with Tech Support and Scenario/Mod Tips sub forums.  The Family specific Tech Support Forums have been moved to a new CM2 Archives area and frozen in place. You might also notice we dropped the "x" from distinguishing between the first generation of CM games and the second.  The "x" was reluctantly adopted back in 2005 or so because at the time we had the original three CM games on European store shelves entitled CM1, CM2, and CM3 (CMBO, CMBB, and CMAK).  We didn't want to cause confusion so we added the "x".  Time has moved on and we have to, so the "x" is now gone from our public vocabulary as it has been from our private vocabulary for quite a while already.  Side note, Charles *NEVER* used the "x" so now we're all speaking the same language as him.  Which is important since he is the one programming them
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7 minutes ago, Sgt.Squarehead said:

How the **** did they manage to spell 'sketch' wrong?  :rolleyes:

Too much cocaine. Turns your brain into something that washed up on the beach a month ago. So putrid, even the gulls won't touch it.

Michael

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YT showed me this after the "Are we the baddies?" video? Never saw much of Blackadder, but this is great. The subject matter made it irresistible.
 

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John Kettler

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Guys,

I sent a friend, who enjoyed them, the two Nazi officer videos, to which he responded with this comedic gem.
 

On a grammatical note, I saw over on Tumblr a brilliant example of the Oxford comma and its importance. The sentence read:

We partied with two strippers, Jesus and Stalin.

This was as opposed to

We partied with two strippers, Jesus, and Stalin.

Since these were accompanied by small cartooned illos, I shall now need extensive therapy to "unsee" the extraordinary strippers!

Regards,

John Kettler

 

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Michael Emrys,

Regarding Assia, I find your decision to be extremely sagacious. Regarding the panda, funny you should give that example. The author has written several other books since.

https://www.amazon.com/Eats-Shoots-Leaves-Commas-Difference/dp/0399244913

Eats, Shoots & Leaves: Why, Commas Really Do Make a Difference! Hardcover – July 25, 2006

by Lynne Truss  (Author), Bonnie Timmons  (Illustrator)
 
Regards,
 
John Kettler

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A friend sent me this. I hope this takes. Alas, the pics didn't reproduce.

 

“THE ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE”

Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store.

I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home.

I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump.
  

It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open.

She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window.
  

With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice,

“I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"


 I thought hard for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?"

If I come up with a link, I'll post it here.

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Mace   
On 9/26/2017 at 9:29 AM, Michael Emrys said:

The panda eats, shoots, and leaves.

:D

Michael

Michael, maaaaAaaaate!

Its Wombats eats roots and leaves.  Sheesh!  *rolls eyes*

 

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