sonar Posted September 20, 2017 Share Posted September 20, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sgt.Squarehead Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 (edited) How the **** did they manage to spell 'sketch' wrong? Edited September 21, 2017 by Sgt.Squarehead 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 7 minutes ago, Sgt.Squarehead said: How the **** did they manage to spell 'sketch' wrong? Too much cocaine. Turns your brain into something that washed up on the beach a month ago. So putrid, even the gulls won't touch it. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Zaitzev Posted September 21, 2017 Share Posted September 21, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted September 24, 2017 Share Posted September 24, 2017 YT showed me this after the "Are we the baddies?" video? Never saw much of Blackadder, but this is great. The subject matter made it irresistible. Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 Guys, I sent a friend, who enjoyed them, the two Nazi officer videos, to which he responded with this comedic gem. On a grammatical note, I saw over on Tumblr a brilliant example of the Oxford comma and its importance. The sentence read: We partied with two strippers, Jesus and Stalin. This was as opposed to We partied with two strippers, Jesus, and Stalin. Since these were accompanied by small cartooned illos, I shall now need extensive therapy to "unsee" the extraordinary strippers! Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 25, 2017 Share Posted September 25, 2017 The panda eats, shoots, and leaves. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted October 2, 2017 Share Posted October 2, 2017 Michael Emrys, Regarding Assia, I find your decision to be extremely sagacious. Regarding the panda, funny you should give that example. The author has written several other books since. https://www.amazon.com/Eats-Shoots-Leaves-Commas-Difference/dp/0399244913 Eats, Shoots & Leaves: Why, Commas Really Do Make a Difference! Hardcover – July 25, 2006 by Lynne Truss (Author), Bonnie Timmons (Illustrator) 4.3 out of 5 stars 115 customer reviews Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 A friend sent me this. I hope this takes. Alas, the pics didn't reproduce. “THE ARROGANCE OF OLD AGE” Yesterday morning I bought two six packs of beer on sale at the Liquor Store. I placed them on the front seat of the car and headed back home. I stopped at the service station where a drop-dead gorgeous, almost blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. It was very warm and she was wearing tight shorts and a light top which was wide open. She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on my passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost falling out of her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, “I'm a big believer in barter, old fellow. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?" I thought hard for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer you got?" If I come up with a link, I'll post it here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 Michael Emrys, Laughed hard (ha!) over your joke. Many thanks! Regards, John Kettler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 4, 2017 Share Posted October 4, 2017 (edited) I hope this works. Nope still won't accept the images. Pity. Michael Edited October 4, 2017 by Michael Emrys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 On 9/26/2017 at 9:29 AM, Michael Emrys said: The panda eats, shoots, and leaves. Michael Michael, maaaaAaaaate! Its Wombats eats roots and leaves. Sheesh! *rolls eyes* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 12, 2017 Share Posted October 12, 2017 2 hours ago, Mace said: Its Wombats eats roots and leaves. Sheesh! *rolls eyes* "Nature red in tooth and claw." Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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