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Great meme, but you couldn't pay me to put a Ouija board on my floor, and I've seen a tattoo where someone had one done on the back. My skin crawled!

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Star Wars fans may cry over this. And just think of the resume descriptions for people who did the work!

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John Kettler
 

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The construction crew you should NEVER hire. Three Stooges, eat your hearts out!

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Hyundai seems to have had a slight mishap involving one of its giant transport vessels for cars and trucks. How slight? Well, if you have a model of the monster, it's your prime opportunity to learn how to super detail the bottom!
 

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John Kettler

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If good vibes are a must in your abode, or you can clean out negative energy, then here's your chance to buy one  some or all of El Chapo's houses in Mexico. Included is the one with the spy grade escape hatch and tunnel/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7648133/Six-houses-seized-drug-kingpin-El-Chapo-auction.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed

As if that's not enough to take in, El Chapo's wife may well become the newest addition to VH1's "Cartel Crew" show. That network previously gave us "Mob Wives".

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7648227/El-Chapos-wife-reality-TV-star-VH1s-Cartel-Crew.html

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John Kettler

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The Mysterious Case of the Exploding ATM

https://wsvn.com/news/local/deputies-investigate-explosion-at-florida-banks-atm/

Bar-hopping in a stolen electric cart to avoid a DWI. Learn a new noun, too, about the felony charge the thief got.

https://wsvn.com/news/us-world/a-man-stole-an-electric-shopping-cart-from-walmart-and-drove-it-from-one-bar-to-another-to-avoid-a-dwi-police-say/

Cop humor is typically earthy, grim or both, but this time, it's outright nerdy.

https://wsvn.com/news/us-world/n-c-police-department-warns-of-untrustworthy-drug-dealers-offers-to-weigh-drugs-for-buyers/

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John Kettler

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If the late Stan Lee's "Super Humans" was still on, this guy would've been a shoo-in for a spot. His archery abilities are simply incredible, Had flies been around, I'd be spitting them out, for my mouth was agape and I barely breathed during this astounding video. Believe he's way past the performance of the famous Zen archers of Japan. As far as I'm concerned, he's the Platonic archetype of archers.
 

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John Kettler

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These are outstanding examples of hugely public misspellings, but just last night I saw a guy explain how his plan for stalwart Chinese ideograms went completely wrong because the site wasn't serious but some sort of meme affair. Net result? He now has "chicken chow mein" tattooed on the left side of his face!

https://viralplot.com/index.php/2019/12/05/these-spelling-mistakes-are-worst-yet-hilarious-2/?utm_source=sterradesktop&utm_term=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=sterradesktop14398817

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John Kettler

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Here is a real category winner for today. Looks like something out of SF, but Fincantieri is a real deal shipbuilder, including warships!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7776379/James-Bond-style-luxury-super-yacht-doubles-SUBMARINE-allow-meetings-complete-secrecy.html

And if you ever wondered why there was so much of an outcry over well-heeled Church clergy back when, this is a Cistercian monastery library, the largest monastic library in the world, apparently. It's in Austria. Magnificent, but how is anyone supposed to be able to read in the face of such stunning distraction?!

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John Kettler

 

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11 hours ago, John Kettler said:

...this is a Cistercian monastery library, the largest monastic library in the world, apparently. It's in Austria. Magnificent, but how is anyone supposed to be able to read in the face of such stunning distraction?!

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Wow! The floor tiles look like something M. C. Escher might have designed.

Michael

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Contrary to anthropological writ, berserkers clearly weren't/aren't just a Viking thing. I've seen a chrome framed office chair flung clear across a room and into a wall, terrifying evryone anywhere near this uncontrolled rage by a mini Hulk, but this is another matter altogether.

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John Kettler

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