BLSTK Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Now that's hitting a little too close to home. After all, my man Kohl is from those parts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Waco? No thanks. And from my experience they would tell him: "That person is not a resident here at this time." Alternate History: Texans fought the French and won their fashion independence at the battle of the "A la mode". I would love to retire on the south of France. In fact it would be a blast to buy a place there and just rig it up AS a retirement home for old geezer wargamers. Wine, books, history, wargames, good food. Anybody interested? I may head to kickstarter with the idea.... The best I have to offer a visitor now is my humble 10 acres with a European style home! German clay tile roof and French terracotta floor tiles. Open invites to my PBEM buddies and forum friends. BYOS (bring your own scenario!) The point of this post was not about ME it was hopefully about US. Stick together and maybe go beyond just virtual cold sterile digital e-friendship? Oh and feel free to haul along your still attractive middle-aged sisters, sister-in-laws, female cousins! If we are really on buddy terms, bring your ex-wife and older daughters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heinrich505 Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Kohl, Is that a building mod from CMFI? I love it! We need fireplaces like that in building interiors. I half expected to see some dusty German pixeltruppen (properly modded, of course) rushing your house. Love the pics. Heinrich505 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Uhh. Gary...I will admit I started a CMFI GL map for my property and some neighbors! Maybe you must buy that bundle so we can attack that dang next door kid who plays the drums? Not even good rock. WTF is "grind"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 your grass mod needs some work 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c3k Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'd deploy an HMG42 in that 2nd floor location... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Get this! Walls are 6 inches of reinforced concrete... reward wall icf's... $60 electric bill baby. . Lots of rain lately so grass is now Aris green! Need to clear fields of fire. Ken! Mount and deploy the zero turn mower... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bil Hardenberger Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'd deploy an HMG42 in that 2nd floor location... That's an obvious position Ken, you'd lose that team and the top of Kohl's house!! Obviously you want to place your HMG team in the trees next to the Guest House covering the MSR. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 The ex and I built the entire guest house. I even have a few murder holes set up. Gosh guys! No. Not for the invited guests just the uninvited ones.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Bil! Great you stopped by. I am dead serious that I want to blow the dust off that idea we long ago discused by e-mails. Combat Mission Convention! Life is too dang short. 1st one is hereby proposed for here in Texas. We have Fort Hood, Camp Mabry, Alamo and fun stuff. Good food and 2 big airports Austin and San Antonio. My favorite motto as a navy diver and ship repair coordinator was Whatever it takes! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I expect his recovery time will be inversely proportional to how attractive his nurse is. Kohlenklau can you arrange a nurse that looks like Tommy Chong? Maybe we can get him a get well doody cap too. Sure thing. I will make a doody cap for Michael. With extra doody. He will be so excited, I just know it. Can not wait to see him showing it off in the Peng thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjkerner Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I'm there. Let me know when. I need to hit the SW anyway. I haven't been through Texas in about 20 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I just called the previously helpful real estate lady. Now she clammed up tighter than a....uhh...umm....real...estate lady? Anyway, she said no I didn't get to pass the message to him. Just tell your friends he is doing well. OK, so my sister will go to Port Townsend tomorrow and attempt to pass on the e-mail. Standby! Ken/Mord: she lives on 68 acres and could potentially deliver a 55 gallon drum of "doody"....stuffed-animal and balloons cost extra! Or we go with the items on sale? Ken and Mord can decide... Naughty "devil" Teddy Bear with hearts and a pitch fork left over from Valentines day (stuffed with condoms and an expired tube of K-Y). The leftover custom balloons from the Goldman twins......"Happy Bar Mitzvah Mort and Shlomo" (use a black sharpie and you can't see nothing!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 OK, I have thrown a dart and the dates for the Combat Mission Convention are 14-16 August 2015. Attendees List so far: kohlenklau Heinrich505 mjkerner I will split off to do a separate thread and start rattling off all the fun events I will have planned or available. Taking suggestions and inputs of course. I can recon the hotels, arrange as best I can for any discounts and such. I will cater us in a kick-ass Texas BBQ at my ranch for any interested folks. Be there or be a routed conscript baby! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 I sincerely apologize for the hi-jacking at the end there. The focus of the thread was on Michael Emrys and that bled over to general comradery and a convention. ...Tap dances off stage....>>>>> Thanks guys. http://community.battlefront.com/topic/119701-combat-mission-convention-austin-texas-14-16-august-2015/#entry1610042 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 OK, so my sister will go to Port Townsend tomorrow and attempt to pass on the e-mail. Standby!Ken/Mord: she lives on 68 acres and could potentially deliver a 55 gallon drum of "doody"....stuffed-animal and balloons cost extra! Whoa, slow down there, Sam Houston, I am just here for the free air and a chance to insult Emrys, Sburke is the perv with the poop fetish—his screen saver is Two Girls One Cup...In IMAX 3D. Mord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kohlenklau Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Those responsible for the previous inclusion of Mord into comments about Doody, now learned to be wrongful, have been sacked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Feck this. I'm an old man. In fact, I'm one of the Old Ones. Where the hell is Emrys? He'd best be alright. In fact, I demand he hobble out here, himself, and tell me so. I'm waiting, Emrys. Sod this, for a game of tin soldiers. Emrys, you bugger. I need to know that you're alright. Post when you can. I've been away too long. Who the hell am I going to appoint to be one of the Four Horseman of the Apocalypso if you're non compos mantis? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Gods! Seanachai, when will you ever shut the Hell up? YOU don't get to appoint ANY of the Horseman of the Apocalypso. Knobjob62, or whatever his silly ass user name was, is the only one that gets to do that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Gods! Seanachai, when will you ever shut the Hell up? YOU don't get to appoint ANY of the Horseman of the Apocalypso. Knobjob62, or whatever his silly ass user name was, is the only one that gets to do that. What a daft bugger you are. It was Cabron66 (bolded simply because he was AMAZINGLY weird, and so deserving of his own moment), who did so. But I was his Arch Nemesis (he followed me into the Peng Challenge Thread, and then, little whore that he was, he abandoned me to try and pick a fight with MrPeng). Calm down, Berli. You've never had your own Arch Enemy. I know how that must weigh upon you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Yes, yes, I know it was Cajones66 (not bolded because he was a loon), and yes, I know he was your Arch Nemesis (he was a loon), but HE, not you, broke the seals! He named the Horsemen (why he chose the four of us, is beyond my ken... he was a loon). So I say, with all due reverence to your pickled liver, sod right the Hell off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 Yes, yes, I know it was Cajones66 (not bolded because he was a loon), and yes, I know he was your Arch Nemesis (he was a loon), but HE, not you, broke the seals! He named the Horsemen (why he chose the four of us, is beyond my ken... he was a loon). So I say, with all due reverence to your pickled liver, sod right the Hell off. He was, in his insanity, the 'Wise Fool' of legend. He was the one that revealed to us 'The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso'. We shall never know what went through his head before he spewed forth his anger and hatred, and indictment of 'the Four Horsemen'. But let us not forget to remember him, who, through his complete weirdness, taught us that Michael Emrys was one of the Horsemen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 This Kohlenklau. Which is he? Did he bring us news of Emrys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 This Kohlenklau. Which is he? Did he bring us news of Emrys? Yes, I believe he was. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted May 29, 2015 Share Posted May 29, 2015 This thread is going Peng fast with all these Olde Doody Heads popping up. Are all the bars closed or something? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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