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The Peng Challenge Thread: Some one get me a drink, and tell me what's going on, eh?

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An' ye're a gluten free vegan lemon blackberry bundt cake jammed between a sassanach's spotty arse cheeks, laddie. But ye alraidy knew that, did'n ye?

And you're a big girl's blouse with a mind like a lava lamp in a meat locker and whose bodily funk is enough to strip paint from porous wood.

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Sae last week Ah'd bin drinkin' a' tha local pub. Ah were a wee bit wobbly.  Sae Ah took a bus haim. 

 

At were a big staip fer mae.

 

Ah'd ne'er driven a feckin' bus before.

 

In Soviet Russia, the bus drives you.

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No, it's sort of like the old Cheesy Wiffler threads, but not even quite like those. It's like Cheesy Wiffler Lite as enacted by people who spent their oxygen starved toddler years teething on playpens detailed with lead paint.

 

Sad, really.

 

I'd even welcome a battle of wits between RLeete and Aussie Jeff.

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You'd like that wouldn't you Boo Radley, well just for that I'm NOT going to have my head explode ... mostly because I'm not going to use his name. I'm thinking of Voldemorting his name in fact.

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There is no cure for a dalem. Sorta like smallpox. Nasty.

 

When I lived in Rhode Island, while attending the University of Rhode Island at Kingston, I often drove by a side road called Smallpox Trail.

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