Joe Shaw Posted September 17, 2014 Author Share Posted September 17, 2014 Tautological statement. -10 points. You'll be taking remedial Logic here pretty soon, Bub, unless you knuckle down more. And being the knuckle-dragger you are, that should pose no problem for you.Far be it from me to stick up for someone as disreputable as NG Cavscout but there's nothing tautological about his statement, those descriptions are all mutually exclusive and ... wait a minute ... What the hell am I doing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 ... wait a minute ... What the hell am I doing. What you usually do: wander around in mindless confusion every time you are confronted with reality. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 17, 2014 Share Posted September 17, 2014 What the hell am I doing. Oh, I know this one! Annoying the hell out of the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Oh, I know this one! Annoying the hell out of the rest of us. Somehow I had visions of your Simian Self jumping up and down trying to get attention. You must have forgotten to type a few "Ooo Ooo's" As for the annoying - Pot, this is Kettle. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 18, 2014 Share Posted September 18, 2014 Pot, this is Kettle. Hi, er Kettle, is it? Having yet another identity crisis, Skeezix? It's probably because you don't have a personality. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 In breaking news, Joe Shaw's Sherman tank has successfully penetrated a Mk III several times. They are expecting a litter of Mk I I's in a few months. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cymru Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 In breaking news, Joe Shaw's Sherman tank has successfully penetrated a Mk III several times. They are expecting a litter of Mk I I's in a few months. As a geneticist I can assure you that this just won't happen. What you will expect is Stuarts and Mk IIs in a ratio of 3:1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 As a geneticist I can assure you that this just won't happen. What you will expect is Stuarts and Mk IIs in a ratio of 3:1 Using your scientific knowledge, can you determine genetically if ng cavscout is human or some other species entirely? As a layman I have my doubts that he is Homo Sapiens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 In breaking news, Joe Shaw's Sherman tank has successfully penetrated a Mk III several times. They are expecting a litter of Mk I I's in a few months. What he doesn't tell you is that he gamily picked FOUR MK IIIs. So far I killed one with a PIAT and two with my sole Sherman. Any honorable opponent would just surrender. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 As a geneticist I can assure you that this just won't happen. What you will expect is Stuarts and Mk IIs in a ratio of 3:1In any case we'll love the little things, there's nothing like the patter of little treads on the grass. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 What he doesn't tell you is that he gamily picked FOUR MK IIIs. So far I killed one with a PIAT and two with my sole Sherman. Any honorable opponent would just surrender. Joe I accept your offer of surrender. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 I accept your offer of surrender.idiot ... I'd say more but in 12 minutes it's apparently "Be Nice to Police" day or something so I have to get in the right mood for that and that means I can't tell you what an idiot you are ... Oh wait ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 idiot ... I'd say more but in 12 minutes it's apparently "Be Nice to Police" day or something so I have to get in the right mood for that and that means I can't tell you what an idiot you are ... Oh wait ... I don't think you quite get the spirit of the thing, maybe if Seanachai put it in terms of a jolly sing-a-long you might get it.. Then again, maybe not. Perhaps if Stoat or even Mr. Peng himself were still about they could help you out with the general comprehension of English issue you seem to have going on..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 You leave for a few years, come back, and Joe 'by god i'm dense' Shaw still has visions of being average. He was never the same after watching me actually land aircraft [iL2 Stalingrad soon] while hs made a nice flaming pile. [insert your own comment here] I also see Nidan1 still around. I thought someone bought him a ticket and pinned directions home on him. I see House Rune still survives with No Good Cavscout still bringing the pointy end of a stick to a SMG fight. I may have erred by not giving *BOOT* enough incentive to do well but *BOOT* you can only give so much *BOOT* training until they call the *BOOT* SPCA on ya. I see a few of the true olde ones about. it is eerily like watching feeding time at the old folks home. You just never know what is going to dribble out of their mouths. Oh, and for those the knew, my youngest son got home OK from Afghanistan where he spent a year building FOB Shank, which is now being torn down. The base was attacking everyday the entire year he was there. He is in a Horizontal Engineering Company, which means they don't trust them to build anything above 1 story. He's been home a year now. No, I won't make you scum any maps. I have more important things to do, like *BOOT* getting a Knight of House Rune to actually win a battle. *BOOT* Nice to know somethings never change, like the smell in the Cesspool, or Boo radley's underwear. The Rune Owner and proprietor of House Rune 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 No, I won't make you scum any maps. Hallelujah!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Hallelujah!!! I'm so glad you took the time to stand up and declare yourself scum! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 There are no "true" Olde Ones rune, there are only Olde Ones and none shall take their place while I, YOUR Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread still draw breath. I AM the Protector of the Traditions of this the one and only Cesspool and thus shall it ever be. And it wasn't your maps that we feared as much as the platoons of Panzercookie Girl Scouts you introduced to "balance" your so-called scenarios. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 ..............while I, YOUR Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread still draw breath. May I direct you to the vacuum chamber, you can draw all you like in there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 May I direct you to the vacuum chamber, you can draw all you like in there.Thank you no, I have people who vacuum for me. They speak well of the Dyson machine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Now if only Peng and Seanachai reappear we will truly know the apocalypse is nigh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 Not until Berli comes to announce re-opening of Der Kessel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 20, 2014 Author Share Posted September 20, 2014 Careful what you wish for, Berli might show up too ... And it's the Apocalypso donchaknow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 It is a morning dedicated to the Olde Ones in my house. For Seanachai I am making the family a breakfast of chorizo and eggs, for Lord Rune I will sneak a taste of Scotch, and for Joe Shaw, well, I guess I will lift some dumbbells later... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 and for Joe Shaw, well, I guess I will lift some dumbbells later... You think being buff will turn him on? How about just some lipstick and a tight skirt, no need to get all sweaty. Unless you think that adds to the appeal. If nothing else I guess maybe he'll appreciate the thoughtfulness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted September 20, 2014 Share Posted September 20, 2014 You leave for a few years, come back, and Joe 'by god i'm dense' Shaw still has visions of being average. He was never the same after watching me actually land aircraft [iL2 Stalingrad soon] while hs made a nice flaming pile. [insert your own comment here] I also see Nidan1 still around. I thought someone bought him a ticket and pinned directions home on him. I see House Rune still survives with No Good Cavscout still bringing the pointy end of a stick to a SMG fight. I may have erred by not giving *BOOT* enough incentive to do well but *BOOT* you can only give so much *BOOT* training until they call the *BOOT* SPCA on ya. I see a few of the true olde ones about. it is eerily like watching feeding time at the old folks home. You just never know what is going to dribble out of their mouths. Oh, and for those the knew, my youngest son got home OK from Afghanistan where he spent a year building FOB Shank, which is now being torn down. The base was attacking everyday the entire year he was there. He is in a Horizontal Engineering Company, which means they don't trust them to build anything above 1 story. He's been home a year now. No, I won't make you scum any maps. I have more important things to do, like *BOOT* getting a Knight of House Rune to actually win a battle. *BOOT* Nice to know somethings never change, like the smell in the Cesspool, or Boo radley's underwear. The Rune Owner and proprietor of House Rune I'm doing the best I can, what do you expect with the example set by such as you? In my defense, Joe Shaw gamily brought scads and loads of SMG infantry to this little urban misunderstanding. Luckily for the home team, Old Foul Joe insists on sending his infantry for an afternoon stroll down the sidewalk in full view of my hidden MG-42's, so, despite my unfortunate decisions with armor deployment, we may still pull this one out. (kicking and screaming like Seanachai leaving a bar at 0245 on a Sunday morning) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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