Noba Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 With a skin absorbed neurotoxin I would hope. That's a bit harsh, unless you wish Emrys [spelt, not bolded] to be the recipient of the toxins, then go for it. Support Your Local Donkey, I say! At least he is a full (Fly Blown) member of the 'Pool, unlike Emrys [spelt, not bolded] who unfortunately was recognized by a drunken Bard in a fit of piqué, or sumfink. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Either one would be fine with me in my current mood. However the Donkey would be more worthy of mercy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* Do you like that? *scratch* *scratch* I like that *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* *scratch* I like it a lot. If I *scratch* here.. *scratch* *scratch* I get all flushed *scratch* Emrys-babe, you're my necro-man, Emrys-babee... Babe *scratch* *scratch* Gimme your carrot, knobbly carrot *scratch* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 Maybe I'll change my mind..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 There are a lot of hungry dogs in the world who would just love a can of donkey meat. The question is whether the flesh of this example is so tainted as to constitute a health hazard for Rover. I suggest we give a sample to Noba [spelt not bolded because he is being a jerk] to taste before giving it to anyone's beloved pet. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I suggest using canola oil to saute' it a bit before serving. Its an excellent monounsaturated oil made from rapeseed, that has a high smoke temperature (400deg F) and will not raise your blood cholesteral levels too much, but you probably already know that.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 I was thinking of cutting a nice roast off the donkey's haunch, packing it in dry ice and flying it to Oz. Noba [spelt not bolded because he is being a jerk] probably prefers to eat it raw anyway. I expect all his acquaintances (not likely that he has any friend) are always encouraging him to eat it raw. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 In a fit of petanque, perhaps - no accent aigu for you, pique. As for the High Priest of Decrepitude, he gets his kicks sniffing cane toads' armpits. Michael, go down to the vet and get some of that spot-on flea and tick treatment: should be good for the crabs. You'll be a much less grumpy old man and we would delight in your company even more, bestowing upon you the adoration and loving care that you so blatantly crave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 we would delight in your company even more, bestowing upon you the adoration and loving care that you so blatantly crave. You had your finger crossed behind your back when you said that, didn't you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 24, 2014 Share Posted April 24, 2014 [Meanwhile, its a very special Blow Raspberries ín the Paddock Pond Day and with snout below the water line and tail straight out from shredded pink panties] Pffffrubbbbleee.....bbbbblllleeee...buububbbbbuuuubbbbbbble 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 25, 2014 Author Share Posted April 25, 2014 ... eat it raw. Michael Ahh, made me think of Firesign Theatre. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Ahh, made me think of Firesign Theatre. You are a Slacker. Next time provide a link so I don't have to waste my time trying to decipher your blatherings. Noba. p.s. Emrys is still not a real member of the 'Pool - send him to Coventry, I say. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 ..I say. Why on earth should anyone give a fart in a tin can for what you say? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 I summon Seanachai! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 So the Scottish woman says to the bartender -- What the feck?! Where the hell have I incarnated now?! And what the hell is that smell?! Someone needs to put their gastroenterologist on danger money... Wait! I remember it now... I'm in the Cesspool, aren't I? Well, well, well. Been a bloody damn long time. sniff Hmmm...this is what passes for the Thread of Threads these days? Good gods... Is Shaw still alive? Might as well observe the edicts. SHAW! JUSTICAR OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD! I AM AN OLD ONE OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD! HEAR MY - ****e...just a moment while I pull up the PDF...something about...well, no, not 'petition'; I'm a goddamn Old One. I don't 'petition' anyone. Christ on a crutch... I'm summoned from the Wasteland (where, I might add, I was happily boozing away my time, as is only right), tumpty tumpty tumpty... Improper and unauthorized invocation... Ah, here it is! SHAW, JUSTICAR OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD! I AM AN OLD ONE, ANCIENT AND WISE! I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED FROM THE WASTELAND, AND DRAWN HERE AGAINST MY WILL! I TASK YOU, JUSTICAR, WITH -- A sod this for a game of tin soldiers! Shaw, you tit! Why have I been pulled away from my bottl - er... from maintaining the Balance of the Universe? And don't come the high hat with me and tell me that I'm imagining it. I distinctly heard my name invoked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Never fear fellow Pengians. I have carefully laid out an outline of a rum bottle on the floor, within which the Seanachai cannot exercise his own will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Never fear fellow Pengians. I have carefully laid out an outline of a rum bottle on the floor, within which the Seanachai cannot exercise his own will. Oh, for the love of... It was Dalem?! He must of thought it was white boy day. Hey, Boo, is it white boy day? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Pffffrubbbbleee.....bbbbblllleeee...buububbbbbuuuu bbbbbbble Did I miss anything? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Oh, for the love of... It was Dalem?! He must of thought it was white boy day. Hey, Boo, is it white boy day? Stay within thy lines, O Drunqen One. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Never fear fellow Pengians. I have carefully laid out an outline of a rum bottle on the floor, within which the Seanachai cannot exercise his own will. Miscreant. Reprobate. Fool. I'm not locked in here by you. You're now locked in here with me. GATHER, DARKNESS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Emrys is indeed a real member of the 'Pool. And, He is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso. The Old Ones remember. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Who? What? Is this Shaw again? I see a red pointy hat a-bobbing before me, Banquo's ghost or a carbon fibre-challenged Oscar Pistorious circling around, someone set the trap out to see what it is? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 Miscreant. Reprobate. Fool. I'm not locked in here by you. You're now locked in here with me. GATHER, DARKNESS. Hold on, people. Stand back. I MAY have miscalculated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 [electricity brownout as major Merkin cities look-up Oscar Pistorious on Wikipaedia] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 25, 2014 Share Posted April 25, 2014 [electricity brownout as major Merkin cities look-up Oscar Pistorious on Wikipaedia] Donkey ears are soft. Soffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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