Boo Radley Posted August 12, 2014 Author Share Posted August 12, 2014 Ah, yes! Putting those hard earned lessons leaned at the prestigious KSU art department to good use, I see. And looking at those boots I can only imagine the poor lass needs to get off her feet quite a bit. Yes... quite a bit... Ahem! You'll find the place changed a lot, lad. Many of the stalwarts have faded with the passing of the years, and seldom stop by. But then there's some {cough}Emrys{/cough} that we can't seem to get rid of, no matter what. And as always, there'll be one or two SSNs wandering around, soiling themselves. Some things never change. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Yeah, don't you just hate those SSN's... Sjeesh. The nerve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Lurkur Past Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Well yes. Although they didn't have computers when I went to Kent. I was handed an abacus and told to pound salt; and that's assuming we could find salt. Mostly they left us to draw on the walls with our own filth; good times, good times. Right, newbies of the scum-sucking variety. How I do enjoy the tart, home-spun wisdom of the young lads. [Eyes the BOOT] Is there any challenging done any more, or are the old boys not "up" for that, if you know what I mean? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Was that a stenographer? Why would she stenograph a plane? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 13, 2014 Author Share Posted August 13, 2014 Well yes. Although they didn't have computers when I went to Kent. I was handed an abacus and told to pound salt; and that's assuming we could find salt. Mostly they left us to draw on the walls with our own filth; good times, good times. Right, newbies of the scum-sucking variety. How I do enjoy the tart, home-spun wisdom of the young lads. [Eyes the BOOT] Is there any challenging done any more, or are the old boys not "up" for that, if you know what I mean? Abacus? Salt? Very... odd art department you had back then. But then, it was KSU after all. Figure most of the students there had intimate relations with most of the gutters on Water Street... Some do challenges, some don't understand challenges. Most of your SSNs don't comprehend challenges, preferring to fling their fecal matter up in the air, hoping to hit someone other than themselves and usually failing. You know how it is with youngsters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Bore Radley is right, lots of taunting, not much of challenging. My challenge is to make scenarios for this community. New content is what keeps games like this alive IMHO. Honestly, I don't get to play CM that much, as most of my time (besides work, family, etc.) is devoted to making scenarios. But do you think I get some credit for that in this here Cesspool... no Sir. Boo Radish won't even grant me the title of Grand Vizier despite all my efforts. This Cesspool stinks...big time (though that may have something to do with Emrys and Donkey some say). Boo Radish, I fart in your general direction (and add to the stink). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 You know how it is with youngsters. Indeed. I am reminded that 35 years ago I met a young woman who had recently graduated from KSU. Seemed to be her claim to fame. She talked excitedly about the shootings even though that incident was well before the time she enrolled there. That's what drove home the realization that nothing much could be expected from that generation. And now it's even worse. About all the majority of the younger generation inspire is an urge to force their heads into the toilet before I've flushed it. It's good that I managed to discover a certain sadistic streak in myself, else I should have long since succumbed to boredom. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Oi! Wots this. Peng about to disappear to page 2. Are you ladies paying attention? Helloooo!?! Luckily this here Grand Vizier is paying attention. Page 2. Tsk tsk tsk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 And again Peng would slowly rot on page 2, if it weren't for a certain someone... This place is starting to feel like an Old Peoples Home. Smells like one too. Are you out of adult diapers or sumfink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Are you out of adult diapers or sumfink? Why? Do you need one? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 Only when he's feeling festive. He wears them as jaunty chapeaus. But only if they're used. It seems they stay on better if they're a bit... sticky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Ah, my favorite Senior Citizens are back! How was your nap? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 The orchids are out, the pretties are getting ready for spring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I never thought of Ye Olde Farts Of The Cesspool as orchids. Carrion flowers yes, orchids no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Lurkur Past Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 More like fungi. I always said my liege was a fungi... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 I am indeed a fun guy. And you need to work on your spelling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of Lurkur Past Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 ...and my hygiene! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I thought he was more fungible. His mindlessness could substitute for his lack of brains. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 21, 2014 Author Share Posted August 21, 2014 ...and my hygiene! Nothing a good defoliant won't fix. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Nothing a good defoliant won't fix. Or gallons of sulphuric acid. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 [meanwhile, along the crest line of Paddock grassy knoll "Emrys" erupts a very satisfying Agent Orange strike that defoliates any standing dandelion or daisy] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 [meanwhile, along the crest line of Paddock grassy knoll "Emrys" erupts a very satisfying Agent Orange strike that defoliates any standing dandelion or daisy] He's silhouetted on the crest line! Take the shot! TAKE THE SHOT!!! Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Shoot Emrys. How rude! He seems like a perfectly nice guy. Smelly, but nice. And he has a Donkey fetish. But still nice. And some of the clubs he frequents (peacock feathers anyone?). So what, so he is a little odd. No reason to shoot him. Really. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Shoot Emrys? [spelt, not Bolded] ..seems like a perfectly nice reason to shoot him. Really. There; fixed that for you... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 22, 2014 Author Share Posted August 22, 2014 pfffft! Like anyone would need a reason to shoot Emrys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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