costard Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 The fertile chasm has caused a schism. Nobody wants to cross, we're happier standing on the twin buttocks of moral righteousness and hurling insults at each other: "Emrys for knight!" "Heretic!" "Scoundrel!" (**It's a no smoking zone**, **beware the crevice rot**, **don't eat the berries and have a nice day**) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 13, 2014 Share Posted July 13, 2014 Emry's is not a Senior Knight....He is acknowledged as not being a knight, but just for being here or somefink like that. And yes he is one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypso. Ahh, M'Lady. The Voice of Reason Speaks. Take THAT! Seanachai you Buffoon of Extraordinary Incompetence... sorry, Incontinence - or both. Yet again your brain cell is off with the Fairies. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Emry's is not a Senior Knight....He is acknowledged as not being a knight, but just for being here or somefink like that. Actually, I am Lord God and Supreme Being of this here thread. You may all prostrate yourselves before my infinite glory. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted July 14, 2014 Share Posted July 14, 2014 Don't you mean Lord Git and Supreme Bugger ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 14, 2014 Author Share Posted July 14, 2014 Emrys going on about his infinite prostate again? The guy just doesn't let up, does he? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 15, 2014 Share Posted July 15, 2014 Emrys going on about his infinite prostate again? "Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound." Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 You forgot the Dutch. And Texans. Always got to hate the freaking Texans. Jealousy becomes you, Boo. The One True Thread lies sleeping through the ages, like a drunken Merlin tossing and turning whilst England slowly rots. Oh, there was a time when the siren call of The Muthah Beautiful lured me here on a daily basis. To ridicule. To call out. To make merry stories at the expense of Panzer Leader and Iron Chef Sakai, amongst others. But it is nay but a memory, a shadow, a dream of the past. At least Seanachai still shows up. There is always entertainment in that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 Ye olde geezers crack me up. No really. Nothing is more fun than reading all this silly crap on The Mutha Bijoutiful Thread. The MBT has been around for as long as I can remember on this forum, but I never bothered to read any of it until very recently. Seems I missed out on a lot of fun all these long years 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2014 Author Share Posted July 18, 2014 Jealousy becomes you, Boo. Ah, spoken like a true Okie transplant. Have you guys decided to secede yet? We're all keeping our collective fingers crossed. If you could figure out how to do it retroactively and take Pshaw with you, we'd all be so very grateful! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 18, 2014 Author Share Posted July 18, 2014 Seems I missed out on a lot of fun all these long years We would have let you be Squired to one of the Oddstralians. With any luck you'd have been eaten by dingos or attacked by flesh eating numbats or forced to spend time with Noba. Any of which would have been entertaining. For us. Not so much for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 A lowly Squire. Nah. I think of myself more as a Grand Vizier. In fact you are all invited to my garden party. If you behave that is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 19, 2014 Author Share Posted July 19, 2014 Pffft! Yeah... nice. We don't do "garden parties" in these parts, Sunny Jim. Well... maybe Emrys does, but that's a whole nother issue. And as for the Grand Visier nonsense, although I can see you wearing a big poofy hat, it might imbalance you as you carry the piss buckets to and fro. Which, as an SSN you are required to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Oh, gawd, a prog rock fan; bet he's sitting in his Rick Wakeman cape 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 My my, no garden parties in your parts eh. Life is surely bleak in your shabby medieval fiefdom. By the way, one of the entertainers who was supposed to perform on my garden party was a bit cheeky (probably a SSN). He is now rotting away in a dungeon in Akron. Can Emrys do any tricks? Sing? Dance? Play the flute? Wait, maybe some exotic animals would be nice. Where can I get a Boo( Donkey? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 blah, snipped blah about blah more blah snipped Can Emrys do any tricks? Sing? Dance? Play the flute? blah, etc We're trying to teach him to roll over and die. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 We don't need no education We want loads of thought control With dark sarcasm in the Cesspool Donkey! Leave them Gnomes alone Oi!, Donkey! leave them Gnomes alone! All in all it's just another hick in the 'Pool All in all you're just another hick in the 'Pool 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I never thought of you lot as Gnomes. Hicks maybe, not gnomes. Shine on you crazy diamonds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Can Emrys do any tricks? Sing? Dance? Play the flute? I can drop you into a vat of boiling oil if you like. Nice, hot, bubbly oil. Fast food crispy critter, yum! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Tsk tsk. Consider your invitation cancelled Emrys. I hear your flute playing sucks anyway. The donkey on the other hand... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Tsk tsk. Consider your invitation cancelled Emrys. I hear your flute playing sucks anyway. The donkey on the other hand... this garden party is sounding a little odd. Emrys playing your flute, donkey acts.... this is a pg rated forum you know... :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 No no no, you completely misunderstood, sburke. The donkey plays Emrys' flute because Emrys blows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 [sitting on a stool while deft hooves key the accordion] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 An accordion playing donkey? We've hit a new all-time low... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 I have a backing band in the Paddock shed. Donkeyccordion Doesn't it make you want to drown in espresso and force down multiple full butter croissants at the same time and watch art house movies with subtitles and gobble platefuls of land molluscs slathered in garlic butter? Or would you rather go to Taco Bell for your Goober cultural nourishment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PanzerMike Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Nice accordion music! Very athmospheric. Has a sort of Allo Allo feeling to it. Thank you for sharing this... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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