Michael Emrys Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 ...whatever you unstable folks do in here... You don't want to know. You really don't want to know. Trust me. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Seanachai smokes my cigars and drinks of my rum and hosts me at his Canuckian island regularly. Papa Khann commandeers my (remodeled) bathroom for hours each year. Olde Joe has impinged on Twin Cities-itude (and my house) on occasion. Lars has passed out on my couch and hosted me and mine on his boat for years. Berli and I have... shared things. Sam the Dog and Joe the Cat worship him and tremble at the mere thought that he might grace them with his Presence or, Wonder of Wonders, stay the night. In short, I am a Nexus of Pengitudisnous, and as such, demand a Sacrifice. I claim Boo. As what? A dependent on your tax returns? Oh good... let's see if we can get dalem in Dutch with the IRS. Not that I can imagine the Dutch would give a tinker's dam (or dyke) about dalem. And who can blame them, eh? Oh... you want a sacrifice! Nah. I'm tainted. You need something pure and unsullied, but good luck finding something free of sully around here. We got enough sully to choke a horse. Almost enough sully to sate a Seanachai, if you can believe that. Sully to the left of me. Sully to the right of me. Lot's of freaking sully. We could have a sully sale. But that would be silly. And to quote Eddy Murphy, "Beef jerky time!" Go away from me now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 I was sleeping soundly. You lot woke me up. Get offa my lawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 21, 2013 Share Posted September 21, 2013 Get offa my lawn. Too late. We've already trampled your grass and pissed on it. If you are going to stand around shaking your fist, we may piss on you too. In fact, that sounds like a jolly good idea. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Too late. We've already trampled your grass and pissed on it. If you are going to stand around shaking your fist, we may piss on you too. In fact, that sounds like a jolly good idea. Michael OM. "Thingy Reference!" Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 OM. Hadn't realized you were much into the meditation thing. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 22, 2013 Share Posted September 22, 2013 Hadn't realized you were much into the meditation thing. Michael Atheist. No need for the G. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 23, 2013 Share Posted September 23, 2013 Not unlike a great whale or some other... thing that can go a long time without breathing... like a regular person stuck in an elevator with Emrys maybe... this thread only surfaces once in a great while apparently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 I give you http://www.80smusicvids.com/index.php?vid=Boney_M_-_Rasputin&a=a 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 I give you http://www.80smusicvids.com/index.php?vid=Boney_M_-_Rasputin&a=a Cruelty is your forte, I see. But I must say, that site is a lot like you, limited and full of irrelevance. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 I didn't even have to look at it. The URL contained the words "80s music vids". I mean, if a label on a box says, "Evil, ugly, depressing, poisonous, painful, suppurating sores inducing, vomitous plague virus"... AND it's postmarked Australia, you probably should not open it. Just go ahead and forward it to Stuka. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Fantasy for fun is the foundation of creativity, fantasy taken seriously is a pathology. Get off his lawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Yeah, but you live on the upside down part of the planet. Anything you say is suspect. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Yeah, but you live on the upside down part of the planet. Anything you say is suspect. Half right, as usual, Boo* He lives on the wrong side, as well. Noba. * That's ok, it's still full marks for you cos you are just a half-wit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 He lives on the wrong side, as well. Noba. You mean, compared to you? In other words, the better neighborhood. Ah, I understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Wozzies (they adore being called wozzies) know how to value rock. It is all they have. They will happily dig it up and sell it to you if you only nod and smile as they expound on the superiority of their rock. On the other side of the country we get the occasional patch of dirt, even the odd bit of fresh water, so we're spoiled for the variety of objects we can extoll: good gracious, we even have trees! Ok, they burn like nothing else on earth so we concede that the trees aren't actually that great, but dirt and water: with these two things you can actually grow food. Wozzies like eating rocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Did I leave my car keys in here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Did I leave my car keys in here? Yes but your parents came along and confiscated your car, something about you attracting the ire of the local Police by kerb crawling. Oh, that and bringing eternal shame to the family by continuing to breath. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Wozzies ? Never heard that over here. Too busy making heaps of money, exporting rocks. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Yes but your parents came along and confiscated your car, something about you attracting the ire of the local Police by kerb crawling. Oh, that and bringing eternal shame to the family by continuing to breath. Noba. Leave it to an Aussie git to take an easy word like "curb" and twist it around with some extremely unlikely spelling fiasco. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 31, 2013 Share Posted October 31, 2013 Doubtlessly related to their being upside down all the time. Must leave them permanently confused. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 I just wanted to say that bats hang upside down and produce copious amounts of guano. I will allow the more intellectual readers to draw their own obvious logical conclusions from these salient facts but will prod them further by observing that squeaking and furry bodies doesn't make them cute or even remotely useful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Bats generally produce exactly the right amount of guano, copious or not. The undeniable truth is that if you don't eat you don't crap and that if you don't crap you die. Now, it might be argued that utility and aesthetics are in the orifice of the beholder: might I suggest that an adventurous ass experiment with the possibilities of a well lubricated, small furry mammal capable of producing some extremely high frequency vibrations? Some of us would be delighted to read the report (I'm looking at you Emrys). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 Don't associate me with any of your pet perversions (pun intended)! You Antipodeans are all creepy creatures. Bats are at least useful in that some species eat noxious insects. What do you eat? Never mind, I don't really want to know. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted November 17, 2013 Share Posted November 17, 2013 What do you eat? Michael He eats prawns, without removing the excrement part... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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