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Ain gamey oopdates, Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants as buggered off tae Austria or somewhere, complaining tha' haes laptop as noo powerful enough tae make haes pixel-truppen move. Buzzsaw as taken a break fraim bein' slapped aboot leek a haggis ain a college shower stall, an' Noba as reversin' haes Panthers towards mah mobile kitchen wagon, shakin' haes tail feathers an' pretendin' haes Kim Jung Il's step brother an' military master o' haes ain lunch box.

Sae sod off.

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Ain gamey oopdates, Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants as buggered off tae Austria or somewhere, complaining tha' haes laptop as noo powerful enough tae make haes pixel-truppen move. Buzzsaw as taken a break fraim bein' slapped aboot leek a haggis ain a college shower stall, an' Noba as reversin' haes Panthers towards mah mobile kitchen wagon, shakin' haes tail feathers an' pretendin' haes Kim Jung Il's step brother an' military master o' haes ain lunch box.

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Sae sod off.

Meanwhile the faux_scot has taken a leaf out of joe blow's tactical manual and is leading with his weakest armoured units. Must be a soak off attack, or somefink.

Noba.

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Ain gamey oopdates, Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants as buggered off tae Austria or somewhere, complaining tha' haes laptop as noo powerful enough tae make haes pixel-truppen move. Buzzsaw as taken a break fraim bein' slapped aboot leek a haggis ain a college shower stall, an' Noba as reversin' haes Panthers towards mah mobile kitchen wagon, shakin' haes tail feathers an' pretendin' haes Kim Jung Il's step brother an' military master o' haes ain lunch box.

Sae sod off.

So, in other words, you're losing in all your games again. For this, we are pleased.

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In other worrrds, ye're a feckless git bastarrrd wi' boogers fer frainds. Actual boogers. Green wuns.

Dear Mr Welsh Wannaby,

Did you remember to send your Christmas list to Santa this year, hoping against all hope that he'll bring you some personality and charisma? Or are you just hoping for some more irregular sweaters and a giant economy container of Air-Wick to help mask your pervasive bodily funk? Did you tear a hole in the roof of your double-wide and stick a sign pointing to it that says, "Chimbley", to help poor Santa out? Will you be leaving him a plate of mild Scottish delicacies like Haggis and Meadow Muffins and bog swill as refreshments?

In case Santa (In a rare display of sanity and good taste) should elect to pass you by yet again, perhaps I should send you a scenario, something small that won't tax your few, malformed brain cells.

What say you, Jimmy?

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In case Santa (In a rare display of sanity and good taste) should elect to pass you by yet again, perhaps I should send you a scenario, something small that won't tax your few, malformed brain cells.

What say you, Jimmy?

Sumthin wee wid bae bonny. Ah didnae care aboot tha parameters, ye're doomed anyhoo. An' ye kin leave ye wee green frainds on tha table cloth.

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No location. No E-mail addy. Tch, tch, tch... This is what comes from not posting the rules, OGSF. Clueless SSNs* prancing about in the altogether. Now, aren't you ashamed?

Blind Seamus saw tha' comin'. Ah posted tha' feckin' rules. "Sod off". Af tha pillocks cannae follow tha' thain anythin more widnae work, eh? Ye're tha Deputy Auxiliary Backup Assistant (to) the Justicar etc etc. Ye kin fix at.

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OGSF??? Starting a thread no less... Ye canna fin' a sheep to abuse?

I remember him... "Oh God, Somethings F'ed"

Why don' ye take tha poor wee span'l an' stoof it in ye mooth and save us English speaking folk (even the 'English as a second language' folk in the forum fare better than you) from your poor baaaastardization of the English language.

There's a reason Siri doesn't work properly for the Scottish accent (and I use the term 'accent' loosely). It seems to have no problem with English, the Queen's English, German, or even French. So one must assume that the Scottish rank below even the French for recognition.

If ye canna follow tha' feckin' English, then ye canna sod off jus' lak' tha' SSNs.

Criminey...

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