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    speedbump2 got a reaction from Noba in The Peng Challenge Thread: Some one get me a drink, and tell me what's going on, eh?   
    Dear Ms. Schmidt,
     
    It is with great sorrow that I must report the death of your son, Hans.  My sorrow comes from the fact that had he not died in battle, I would have enjoyed slowly roasting him over a hot fire, after breaking all of the small bones in his body and testing the point of my bayonet in his soft, squishy parts.  Why, you may ask?  It seems Hans (may he forever wander as a shade through the Six Point Brewery, never able to taste the nectar of the gods) could not understand the simple command to "Reverse".  He seemed to think it was appropriate to turn his Stug (a turretless vehicle) backend to the enemy.  Not once, but twice.  As a result of his actions, he and the rest of his crew were killed by an infantry support tank, infantry support!?!?!  His personal affects, including his collection of kindergarten literature will follow.
     
    Leutnant Bader
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