speedbump2

Why, thank you Mister Burke. I worry about some of the denizens here, so it is best to keep ones wits about you, so no spirits. I will take an Imperial IPA however. Do you have a Resin? I would assume that Joe is using crayons and pictures, as much of House Rune is illiterate, and enjoys the flavor of Burnt Sienna. Alas, Emrys was right side up and his family were gnashing their teeth in frustration. I look forward to making myself comfortable...

{screeeech…..} The heavy oaken door slowly opens, leaving a cleared area on the dusty floor… The light illuminates a cluttered room, full of torn maps, military surplus store khaki underwear and 3.5” diskettes. “Just as I thought”, said speedbump2, “the Olde Ones have let this place go to the serfs…” “It has been 10 years since I left the Cesspool, seeking my fortune, raising a family, and frankly comporting with a better class of folk; people who shake their heads sadly at the denizens of the various incarnations of the Peng Challenge Thread.” “Oh, there he is sitting on his throne, the one redeeming representative of the Pool, Joe Shaw. As a former member of the Shavian House, I look to him as the shining light in this everlasting dimness.” “And dalem, poor dalem. Raised in an era of computers, he still doesn’t realize the keyboard has a Shift key and a Space bar….” “Boo Radley? Is that you? At one time you were a resident of the great state of Ohio. Have they kicked you out yet? If so, I can speak with our Governor. I am sure we can find work for you. Cleaning the restrooms at the Browns stadium would be a step up from your meanderings in the Cesspool.” “Joe, is Noba still around? I was wiping my shoes of an especially noxious substance the other day and thought of him.” “I see Michael Emrys and nidan1 appear to still be floating in the Pool. Excellent work, obviously your family is proud of that accomplishment.” “After 10 years of internetty messages from Battlefront, I finally decided to return to the challenges of CM (CMBN and CMRT). Challenge being a humorous adjective when used here.” “Battlefront, having retired, in Honor, my original moniker (speedbump) and placing it on the Ring of Fame, has provided me with a nickname twice as powerful: speedbump2.” "I would wish you a Happy New Year, but I don't expect many of you to survive it. Darwin awards and all..." “I await your accolades and game files….” speedbump2