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Rinaldi

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  1. That's gonna be a Yikes from me friendo.

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      Rinaldi

      Hello @sid_burn you are very big man and your views on the Deep State are very interesting and I wish to provide you with my girlfriend's phone number. Please call it ASAP so you may teach us to dab on the Deep State and also provide sexual pleasure to my girlfriend which I am incapable of providing.

      Warm Regards and wet kisses,

      Rinaldi

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  2. That's gonna be a Yikes from me friendo.

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      Rinaldi

      Definition of yikes in English:

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      yikes

       
       

      EXCLAMATION

      informal 
      • Expressing shock and alarm, often for humorous effect.

        ‘I had a dip in the 40 degree pool (yikes!)’
         
        More example sentences
        • ‘After that we went to Arrow Bar (that makes 3 times in 5 days… yikes!).’
        • ‘What I hoped would take 40 minutes to fix took more like 5 hours - yikes!’
        • ‘yikes man!’
        • ‘It is expected to hit us at 3pm on Friday… yikes!’
        • ‘Bye bye golf, hello Pilates… yikes!’
        • ‘She'd been in hospital for 8 hours on Monday night coz her side pains had gotten so bad that she could barely move. yikes!’
        • ‘I've spent ages typing this short blog and talking on msn, yikes!’
        • ‘My favourite words include yikes, splat, glub, eek and aargh!’
        • ‘But the Government did not get even that bit right, because it forgot about England - yikes!’
        • ‘Yikes, your father sounds pretty scary himself.’
        • ‘Our boys finally get to interact for the first time… yikes!’
        • ‘Now might be a good moment to start panicking about Blackpool * yikes *.’
        • ‘The team tried a demonstration just before the show - yikes!’
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  3. That's gonna be a Yikes from me friendo.

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      Rinaldi

      ok but like no offense, all of you "goth" or "emo” girls on here are all posers. literally. all of you. unless you did the time and got harassed in elementary/middle/high school, (and i'm not talking about ur in high school right now and it just became the cool thing to do to dress goth/punk, eff y'all) but i've literally been this way my WHOLE life and tagging me in the whole "goth girl 2k17" memes is  dumb bc i've had the same style since birth?? i've had black hair and bangs when i was 10???? ur "goth queen" was dressing like a prep all but 2 years ago.... YIKES  ??? 

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  4. That's gonna be a Yikes from me friendo.

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      Rinaldi

      Last night I got real high and overate. I'm a pretty active guy who typically burns 5000-6000, so when I overeat it can be pretty horrifying.

      This morning my toilet paid for it. The instant I sat down the floodgates flew open; it was like a goddamned mountain of poo(or a "CringeAnarchy", to use the scientific term) was flowing out from my butthole. I eat a lot of fiber so it came out quick and easy, but goddamn there was a lot of it.

      "Y I K E S" my toilet exclaimed, and who could blame it? It was designed for waste removal, but I mean come on. There have to be limits, right? It can't possibly be okay to just abuse an innocent toilet like 

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  5. That's gonna be a Yikes from me friendo.

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