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Warts 'n' all

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  1. No, you don't. But I really should let Mr. Axeman have a night off. Now, "I wanna ...
  2. Best get back to Berlin. Mr. Axeman hasn't had much work from me lately.
  3. "Elizabeth kindly ask the maid to fetch the vomit pail, someone just mentioned the perma-tanned scum."
  4. @Phantom Captain Nice screenshots. I'm starting with the "Lessons", so the King Tiger will have to wait.
  5. That's good news. I will be revisiting Fire and Rubble after I've battled my way through the Battlepack.
  6. Downloaded over brekky. Thank to @George MC for his time and effort. Let the defeats commence.
  7. E-mail received. Good things come to those who can't resist resorting to cliches. Ducks as Elizabeth's rolling pin flies through the air.
  8. There were rumours in the music press that "Shorty and the Strange One" had agreed to appear in Mr Pye's latest production but these proved to be unfounded. The words "Get outta here, you Limey schmuck", cannot be confirmed.
  9. I would say that the Moltke Battle needs a bit of work. During the Set-up Phase some of the troops can't be moved because of the way the "red" section has been laid out. In particular one of the FOs is in a tower at the front of the station with no windows. He can't be moved until the battle starts and the only way he can go is into the line of German fire. Also, when one of the reinforcing Assault Guns arrives, it is stuck inside the railway station.
  10. By coincidence I'm reading Pepys at the moment. He began his famous diary a couple of years after Noddlehead died and would sometimes beat his servants if they failed in their duties. That was when he wasn't chasing skirt around London and Westminster.
  11. Elizabeth looks up from her Whitehall Gazette. "Is a blender some kind of mechanical wooden spoon?" Noddlehead wakes from his afternoon nap. "Did you say something dearest?"
  12. I think that we have to be grateful that no one on the ground was killed or injured as has happened at air shows in the past.
  13. A tragic event marring this Remembrance weekend.
  14. A Level 0 view would be good. I'd also like to be able to stop HQ and FOs from going prone when I want them to spot stuff.
  15. Elizabeth says that chocolate upsets the stomach, although I've always found the offerings from the Birdcage Bordello most agreeable.
  16. It's always good to see the phrase "utter tosh" being given an airing.
  17. A screen shot or two would be helpful. It normally takes a few minutes for them to deploy in buildings.
  18. OK So this post-war but what the hell? Play LOUD!
  19. I think that it is safe to assume that @BFCElvis will not be singing in any of the battle pack scenarios. But he was brilliant in Brokkers Park at the 2nd Anti-Nazi Carnival in 1978. Hopefully that comment won't offend the haters of political correctness who sometimes infest the forum.
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