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While on vacation, Willy and Sarge stayed at the luxurious Travelodge Bastogne.

Willy, upon learning that his life's story had been...er...prematurely interrupted, turned to Sarge and exhaled: "The horror. The horror."

And now, the continuing saga of Willy and Sarge...

We now return you to your regular programming...

As in, "J Bennett" Dover?

Now I'm really glad I didn't type "Bugle" instead of "Bulge".

Let's hope you live long enough to see yours.

"Well, I have seen bigger..."

Is that CM:Final Blitzkrieg or are you happy to see me?

"I mean, do I look like a 'boy' to you?"

"The same guy who referred to me as an 'errand boy'."

"...and the word 'round' would best describe Marlon Brando, circa 1979."

"...and the ganja was making the rounds."

"...or maybe even Reggae."

"I imagine his mother must have been listening to a lot of Motown on the day Marlon came into this world."

We now return you to your regular programming...

As I was saying, Luke, if you continue to perform that particular act your face is likely to stay that way.

"Keep it up, Soldier!" (for Combatintman)

"...since the name 'Marlon' always seemed a little too Black for a White boy."

Glad to see "someone" laid an egg. - Nostradamus

"...and at this point I'm not even sure if the word 'pontificate' would even apply to a guy named 'Marlon'."

Is it me or is it getting warm in here? Can never get enough of a little thing called "love".

I imagine the "50" in your handle refers to your IQ. Do us all a favour and get a life.

"and he starts pontificating about how I wasn't an assassin."